Hey guys it’s great to be here…oh wait a second my Chinese food is here…what do you know the delivery guy was Bruce Pearl…For those of you that didn’t know, I had Morehead St. winning the NCAA Tournament. Even though their destiny in this realm called for a new path, Morehead St., you are still winners…I don’t know who looks worse, me, Jim Calhoun or Lesley Visser…Did you see Roy Oswalt get nailed in the head by Manny Ramirez? The last time I had an experience like that it involved two porn stars, a Motel 6, and a tub of Spackle…After shots of Goldschlager, I’m now unable to control myself from screaming “JIMMER!”…It pains me that I don’t recall if I ever used cocaine with Elizabeth Taylor…Sorry to keep it short this week folks, but this warlock has to fire some cerebral torpedoes at Chuck Lorre...
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