Monday, January 27, 2014

NBA Mid-Year Review: Teams That Shouldn't Win the Rest of the Season

            Here’s our second installment in our NBA mid-season review. If you missed the first one, click here. Today we discuss the teams that in the interest of their long-term outlook should lose the rest of their games. We group teams in this category if they either have no realistic chance at winning the NBA title, or no other motivations to win games (an example would be a team that doesn’t have the rights to it’s first round pick this June).
            Before we list the teams, let’s discuss the reason so many clubs should want to end up in the lottery. To put it in laymen’s terms…the 2014 draft class is fucking loaded. No Credentials ranks the top eight players on the board as guys that if they were in last year’s class, should’ve been the top ranked prospect. Here are the guys that everyone should be tanking for, as currently ranked by ESPN’s Chad Ford.

  1. Joel Embiid, C, Kansas = Embiid has flown up draft boards across the country, with some feeling he has the ceiling to eventually be the next Hakeem Olajuwon. At worst, he’s the next Dikembe Mutombo.
  2. Andrew Wiggins, SG, Kansas = Best compared to a new version of pre-injury Tracy McGrady, he’s the guy No Credentials would take first.
  3. Jabari Parker, SF, Duke = Reminds me of a Carmelo Anthony type player, who can also be adequate as a small-ball four. He’ll be the favorite for rookie of the year next year.
  4. Dante Exum, PG, Australia = He’s 6-6 and can play both guard spots if necessary. If I were running the Celtics and knew for sure I would be getting Exum in the draft, I’d trade Rondo in a nanosecond.
  5. Julius Randle, PF, Kentucky = Randle is the player who’s slipped the most from his preseason ranking, but he’s still a guy that could easily average a double-double in the NBA.
  6. Marcus Smart, PG, Oklahoma State = The rare sophomore that has actually improved his draft status by returning for a second year in school. I’ll compare Smart to a young Deron Williams (emphasis on young, not the ankle twisting bum that has ruined two of my fantasy basketball teams in the last three years).
  7. Aaron Gordon, PF, Arizona = Gordon is referenced by Chad Ford as “a virtual clone of Blake Griffin”. Last time I checked, Griffin was the first pick in a draft, and is pretty damn good at playing basketball.
  8. Dario Saric, PF, Croatia = Saric has the rare combo of being 6-10 and having point-guard level passing skills. If he improves his jump shot, we could be talking about a future offensive juggernaut.

         So suffice it to say, if you’re in the top 8, chances are you’re ending up with a building block for a championship contender.

10. Dallas Mavericks
26-20, 8th in Western Conference
Good News = Dirk Nowitzki is back after an injury plagued 2012-13.
Bad News = Unless Monte Ellis is feeling it, no one other than Dirk can score.
What They Should Do = Looking at this roster, it’s hard to believe that Dallas is above .500 playing in the ridiculous Western Conference. It’s truly a testament to the coaching of Rick Carlisle and the greatness of Dirk Nowitzki. Mark Cuban has infamously whiffed in his efforts to pair a marquee player with Dirk over the past few years (although his incompetence did pay off when Deron Williams chose to re-up with the Nets), but this off-season stands to be different. Dirk will be an unrestricted free agent, and there are whispers that he could give the Mavericks a hometown discount. Couple that with some larger contracts coming off the books (Shawn Marion for $9.3 millions, Vince Carter for $3.2 million), and Dallas should again have the cash flow to pursue a marquee free agent. To that end, tanking to insure they get a lottery pick to bolster their 2014-15 core would make more sense than fighting for an eighth seed and getting swept in the first round. Marion or Carter would be interesting options for playoff contenders looking to add depth, and could add a couple of second round picks. Dallas doesn’t have the pieces to pull off a big time trade, so a ‘Melo type trade for Dallas is unlikely. In the end, I think Dallas will be stubborn and stick with what they have until the bitter end.

12. Memphis Grizzlies
22-20, 9th in Western Conference
Good News = No one in the West plays better defense than Memphis, and they’ve treaded water without Marc Gasol.
Bad News = Only Utah plays worse offense, and they have very little perimeter scoring.
What They Should Do = Memphis is the last team in the NBA playing like Pat Riley’s old Knicks teams in the early ‘90s. Unfortunately, that style of play will no longer get you to the NBA Finals. Barring a miracle trade for a premier wing player, the Grizzlies aren’t going anywhere fast. It’s a proud bunch, so I don’t expect them to begin tanking games, but that would be the smart thing to do.

13. Phoenix Suns
26-18, 7th in Western Conference
Good News = No team in the league (Trail Blazers included) has exceeded expectations more than the Phoenix Suns. Jeff Hornacek might be one of the eight best coaches in the league already.
Bad News = Eric Bledsoe is out for another month.
What They Should Do = It’s great having the Suns back as an entertaining basketball team. Bledsoe was getting the majority of the publicity before he went down, but it’s been the exceptional play of Goran Dragic that has taken Phoenix to another level. The Suns are one of the few playoff contending clubs in the league that have cap space, and they are also blessed with Emeka Okafor’s $14.5 million expiring contract. Theoretically, they could trade for a max player today. The best news of all for Phoenix is their strength in the 2014 draft. While currently they wouldn’t have a lottery pick, there’s a chance they will have four picks in the first round (Phoenix needs to the Timberwolves to make the playoffs so their pick isn’t protected for the Suns to land a fourth pick. Their other two selections are coming from Washington and Indiana). Losing to put their own pick in the lottery makes the most logical sense, but long term Phoenix has a bright future whether or not they end up with a top-10 selection. 

14. Denver Nuggets
22-21, 10th in Western Conference
Good News = After looking clueless for the first month, rookie coach Brian Shaw has finally settled on a relatively consistent rotation.
Bad News = Danilo Gallinari is done for the year, leaving a gaping hole at small forward.
What They Should Do = One of the few No Credentials pre-season predictions that has rung true so far, Denver looks to be heading to the lottery for the first time in many years. JaVale McGee’s contract extension looks like a disaster so far, as the team has actually done better since he got hurt. Not to sound like a broken record, but just like the other Western teams, it makes more sense to lose and increase your ping-pong balls than fight for the right to get slaughtered in the first round. Denver has numerous low-cost assets that could net them some future draft picks if they choose to move them.

15. Toronto Raptors
23-21, 4th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Toronto immediately improved after trading Rudy “The Brick Layer” Gay.
Bad News = There’s very little chance they end up with Canadian prodigy Andrew Wiggins.
What They Should Do = Our first Eastern team on this list is the perfect time to discuss an issue that will hamper every team in the conference to tank. Toronto would be tenth in the West right now, but in the pathetic East they are the fourth best team. It’s ridiculous. Even if Toronto tried to lose the rest of their games, they wouldn’t be able too. This ultimately will play a role in whether or not they trade Kyle Lowry, who is far and away their most tradeable asset. Lowry is cheap (only costs $6.2 million this year), talented (he’s been carrying the team since Rudy Gay left town), and his contract expires after the season. Other than Oklahoma City, every other championship contending team in the league would have to think about sending a first round pick to Toronto for his services. Ultimately, we expect the Raptors to stand pat and enjoy being a playoff participant.

16. Atlanta Hawks
23-20, 3rd in Eastern Conference
Good News = Jeff Teague has raised his level of production, and Paul Millsap has proven to be one of the best free agent bargains.
Bad News = Al Horford is out with a torn pectoral muscle, and is unlikely to return even if Atlanta makes it to the playoffs.
What They Should Do = Stuck in the same scenario as Toronto, Atlanta will also likely do little around the deadline, which is a damn shame because this team is built to trade. Horford is the only player making more than $10 million a year, and rest of the roster is a combo of short and economical contracts. Kyle Korver, Louis Williams, and Elton Brand all have skill sets that would be attractive to contending clubs.

18. Chicago Bulls
22-21, 5th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Tom Thibeadeau is the best coach in the NBA, and is getting everything he can out of a stripped down roster.
Bad News = They are still winning games despite the loss of Derrick Rose to injury and Luol Deng to a trade with Cleveland.
What They Should Do = Chicago is living evidence of why it’s so difficult for an Eastern Conference team to lose games on purpose this year. Even without Rose and Deng, they are 7-3 in their last ten games. Here are a couple of things the Bulls could do to make their roster even worse this year in the efforts of landing a marquee free agent this summer and landing a higher draft pick.

  1. Amnesty Carlos Boozer – Boozer has a player option for next year that he will likely exercise (his days of being worth near-max money were over four years ago, which ironically enough is around the time he signed with Chicago), making it very difficult for Chicago to trade him. Cutting him now would save $15.3 million for next year.
  2. Trade Kirk Hinrich somewhere for a second round pick – Plenty of teams in the league need reliable back-up point guards. Hinrich has the added bonus of playoff experience.
         The Bulls are a notoriously cheap organization, so we expect Boozer to stay in uniform for the rest of the year (Chicago would still have to pay him money if they amnesty him), but a Hinrich trade makes so much sense it hurts. Chicago would be able to add to its draft pick stash. They have two valuable assets in the form of protected picks from Sacramento and Charlotte.

20. Sacramento Kings
15-28, 14th in Western Conference
Good News = DeMarcus Cousins has morphed into the best low-post scorer in the league, and Rudy Gay rediscovered his shooting stroke after being traded from Toronto.
Bad News = Both of those players got hurt in the same game this past Wednesday.
What They Should Do = The Kings made one of the stranger moves of the season when they acquired Gay, but at least his play has built a sense of hope for the future. Sacramento should lose as many games as possible down the stretch, because if their pick falls out of the top-12 this year, it will be shipped to Chicago. A lottery pick added to the duo of Cousins and Gay could be the start of something big. Like Atlanta, the Kings have plenty of useful players that contending teams would be willing to trade second round picks for. We’d love to see Jimmer Fredette end up somewhere where he can get the chance to bomb threes at will.

22. Charlotte Bobcats
19-27, 8th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Somehow, they are eighth in the East. Also, they are changing their name to the Hornets next year, which is fucking awesome.
Bad News = If they continue to play at their current level of competence, there’s a strong possibility their first round pick will be shipped to the Bulls.
What They Should Do = Charlotte is another relatively surprising team that has taken steps this season. Al Jefferson was a great signing, as he’s the first legitimate post scorer the Bobcats have ever had. Both Cleveland and New York will likely pass Charlotte in the standings, so we forecast that they should hang on to their first round pick. The Bobcats also will fetch an additional first rounder from Detroit if the pick ends up outside the top-8 (most lottery projections have it landing at 10 right now). Ben Gordon has a ridiculous $13.2 million expiring deal that should be used to net the Bobcats some assets before the trade deadline.

23. Detroit Pistons
17-27, 9th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Andre Drummond is legit.
Bad News = The Josh Smith signing has been a disaster.
What They Should Do = Let’s burn the damn forest down. For one, the Pistons need to fire Joe Dumars. Sure he was a Hall of Fame player back in the day, and built the 2004 NBA Champions, but it’s been all down hill since. Second, the front line of Drummond-Smith-Monroe needs to be broken up. There was a time when three huge dudes could dominate in the NBA, but in a day where floor spacing is so important, but unless one of them can shoot, that can’t happen anymore. Monroe is the most tradeable asset, as his $4 million rookie deal is up after the season. Monroe should fetch a fair amount on the trade market, as there isn’t many opportunities to pick up young, inexpensive seven-footers.

25. Orlando Magic
12-33, 14th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Victor Oladipo is a stat-stuffer who looks like he could eventually develop into a top-3 player on contending club.
Bad News = Jameer Nelson has somehow been their starting point guard for like eight years.
What They Should Do = Of all these shitty teams, you could make a strong case that Orlando has the best long-term outlook. They drafted the guy that in retrospect should’ve been the first overall pick in last year’s draft. Tobias Harris has missed a bunch of time, which means they lost even more games. Due to the struggles of both Denver and the Knicks, Orlando is currently in position to net a second lottery pick in the 2014 draft (the Knicks should get their act together and get out of the lottery, but you never know). Their own pick should end up solidly in the top 5, which means they’ll end up with a future franchise player regardless of how the draft plays out in front of them. The Magic could be back in the playoff picture as early as next year if things break right.  

26. Los Angeles Lakers
16-29, 13th in Western Conference
Good News = Pau Gasol has rebuilt the majority of his trade value, giving the Lakers arguably the most valuable trade chip on the market.
Bad News = Kobe Bryant continues to miss games, which is a damn shame for everyone.
What They Should Do = It sounds that the folks running the Lakers have finally realized this team is going no where, as rumors about Pau Gasol being shopped have picked up. Gasol is the rare combination of all-star caliber center paired with a mammoth $18.3 million expiring contract. A wide array of teams should be calling the Lakers about Gasol in the interest of contending, saving money, or doing both at the same time.

 
 
27. Boston Celtics
15-31, 12th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Rajon Rondo is back, Brad Stevens is a hell of a coach, and the team is still losing. Also, they’ve acquired six additional first round picks over the next five years.
Bad News = They might not have enough ping pong balls when May rolls around.
What They Should Do = Just lose baby! Short term, it sucks watching a team lose, but in Boston’s case, it’s the absolute right thing to do. If the draft lottery was to happen today, the Celtics would have the fourth most ping pong balls, which means they wouldn’t pick any lower than seventh. To put it in simple terms, they would definitely get a possible franchise player. I would not advise a trade of Rajon Rondo, as he isn’t good enough to single-handedly lift Boston into playoff contention, but he’s capable enough to be one of your best three players on a championship team. Furthermore, he’s relatively inexpensive. Danny Ainge should only trade Rondo if he’s also unloading Gerald Wallace’s atrocious contract with it. Kris Humphries has put up an 18.9 PER so far, and would add quality big-man minutes to a contender. He also has the benefit of an expiring contract. It would be foolish not to trade him. Other guys that I would consider moving would be Jeff Green (better suited as the top scoring option off the bench than a lead-dog role), Brandon Bass (a lesser version of Humphries, with the plus of playoff experience) and Avery Bradley (I don’t see him developing into a franchise player, but he could give quality defensive minutes to a contender).

28. Philadelphia 76ers
14-31, 13th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Michael Carter-Williams will be a legit NBA point guard for the foreseeable future, and the Pelicans pick will definitely end up in the lottery.
Bad News = They’ve won more games already than many experts predicted they would win the entire year.
What They Should Do = If I could have my choice of which team to become the GM for, it would be the 76ers. There’s a realistic possibility that they could have four lottery picks out of back-to-back drafts starting for them next season. Nerlens Noel will be held out of games this year, but should develop into a strong defensive presence once healthy. We already discussed Williams, who has exceeded all expectations in his first year in the league. They currently would have the third most ping-pong balls if the draft lottery were to be held today, which means their own pick wouldn’t fall lower than sixth (meaning worst case scenario, they are getting Julius Randle or one of the elite foreign dudes), and unless New Orleans ends up with a top-5 pick, they’ll get another selection right around the ten spot. To ensure more ping-pong balls, I would trade Spencer Hawes (a stretch big who I’d love to see in Oklahoma City, but he could contribute anywhere), Evan Turner (not efficient, but can carry a team on some nights. His expiring contract would make some sense for Memphis to acquire), and Thaddeus Young (reasonably priced, and can fit as a small-ball 5 if necessary).

29. Utah Jazz
15-29, 15th in Western Conference
Good News = Trey Burke looks like a long-term starter in the NBA, and they are by far the worst team in the most difficult conference.
Bad News = Enes Kanter has mostly looked like a stiff.
What They Should Do = The lowest ranked West team, Utah’s winning percentage should drop as the season goes along (the last quarter of the year is heavier with conference play). I would move Gordon Hayward out of town to ensure having as shitty a team as humanly possible.

30. Milwaukee Bucks
8-36, 15th in Eastern Conference
Good News = They won’t have double digit wins until February, and the Greek Freak can ball.
Bad News = Milwaukee’s owner actually wanted this roster to contend for a playoff spot.
What Should They Do = We wrote that it was a strange roster before the season, and they haven’t disappointed. Buck’s coach Larry Drew yanks everyone’s minutes around on a nightly basis, which in a case of incompetence paying off, has led to Milwaukee having a commanding lead in the race for the first pick. There are players with value here, so anything they can do to accumulate draft picks and losses should be exercised. Caron Butler always seems to be overrated for his playoff experience, so it’s reasonable to think he could net them a second rounder.

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (1/24-1/26)

10. Pro Bowl Sort of Resembles Real NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE Football or Something
            Still played a game of Scrabble instead of watching it though.

9. Stan Wawrinka Upsets Rafael Nadal at Australian Open
            During a tournament that will be most remembered for big names failing (on both the men’s and women’s side), it was fitting that Wawrinka beat Nadal for the first time in 12 meetings. 

8. Miami Wins Championship Rematch With San Antonio
            Even more significant than this result was the return of Dwyane Wade. Even in a bench role, his health is critical to Miami’s chances of pulling off a three-peat.

7. Rangers Blow Out Devils in Yankee Stadium
            This game will be best remembered for New York getting approximately 38 two-on-one breaks in the second period.

6. Coach K Nets 900th Win With Duke Blue Devils
            We celebrate Duke losses as often as possible in this space, but we have to give Mike Krzyzewski his due.

5. Donald Cerrone Delivers the Kick of the Year
         
 

            Ouch.

4. After Taking a Night Off, Kevin Durant Puts Up a Triple-Double
            Durant’s shoulder wasn’t an issue as he carved up the 76ers. He’ll possibly have sidekick Russell Westbrook back in just over a week.
        
3. Ducks Dominate Kings in First Outdoor Game in Los Angeles
            Incredibly, Los Angeles had better ice than New York did on Sunday.
       
2. Pierce and KG Return to Boston
            It’s been sad for me all year to see the key components of the 2008 title team wearing black, and Sunday wasn’t any better.

 

1. Carmelo Sets Knicks Single Game Record With 62 Point Barrage
            New York desperately needs Carmelo to get on a hot streak, and with 35 more points on Sunday, looks to finally be getting on a roll.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

NBA Mid-Season Review: Teams That Need The Playoffs

            The NBA is right around the halfway point, and we are breaking up our annual mid-season power rankings into three parts. Today we will look at teams that desperately need to make the playoffs (spoiler alert: it’s the smallest group).

 


24. New Orleans Pelicans
16-25, 12th in Western Conference
Good News = Anthony Davis officially made “THE LEAP”, and is a bona-fide franchise player New Orleans can build around for the next decade.
Bad News = The roster around him currently makes no sense, they were fleeced in the Robin Lopez deal with Portland, their most trade-able asset (Ryan Anderson) is likely out for the season, and oh ya, they don’t own the rights to their number one pick in the most loaded NBA draft in over a decade during a season they are definitely going into the lottery.
What They Should Do = New Orleans went all-in for an effort to make the playoffs when they shipped next year’s first round pick for Jrue Holliday (not to mention this year’s first round pick, Nerlens Noel, who should be solid when he recovers from ACL surgery), but unfortunately a deep Western Conference has done them in. The goal should be to try to build a contending team by the end of 2016 so they can convince Anthony Davis to resign. Anderson was going to net the greatest haul, as it wouldn’t of been hard to convince a desperate club to ship a first round pick to land a stretch four. Moving Eric Gordon for a future first rounder would help (he’d fit nicely in Indiana if the Pacers were willing to flip them Danny Granger. New Orleans would clear a ton of salary in this move. We’ll talk more about possible Granger landing spots later), as his shaky injury history makes him a risky player to build around. Whatever New Orleans can do to solidify their strength in the 2015 and ’16 drafts, plus clearing cap space, is the best course of action.

21. Cleveland Cavaliers
15-26, 10th in Eastern Conference
Good News = They were able to parlay Andrew Bynum (who was miserable during his short stay with the Cavaliers) into Luol Deng, who besides being a player who can help drag them into the top eight in the east, also is an expiring contract.
Bad News = Besides the next team we’re about to discuss, there isn’t a more dysfunctional roster in the NBA, highlighted by the hatred between Kyrie Irving and Dion Waiters. Things aren’t helped by Anthony Bennett, who’s currently on pace to be the worst first overall pick since Kwame Brown.
What They Should Do = Unlike 60% of the teams in this group, Cleveland actually owns their first round pick, so the logical thing to do would be to tank. Unfortunately, Cavs owner has made it abundantly clear that he wants his team in the playoffs this year. Furthermore, a playoff berth could go a long way in luring Lebron James back to Cleveland. Despite all the dysfunction, Cleveland with Lebron James would be better than Miami with James next year. Unloading Waiters for a future draft pick could immediately make the team better, but they would need some form of perimeter shooting in return. If things really go south and they are too far out of the eighth spot, Anderson Varejao would draw interest from any of the championship contending clubs. Standing pat makes the most sense, as there is enough talent here to get this team into the playoffs. It would be irresponsible for them to ship out their first round pick this year, unless they are solidly in the top eight shortly before the trade deadline.

19. New York Knicks
15-27, 11th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Somehow they are only 2.5 games out of the eighth seed.
Bad News = J.R. Smith used up any good luck he had last season, as he’s had an abysmal 2013-14 campaign. Amar’e Stoudemire is the most un-trade-able asset in the league. Lastly, Carmelo Anthony can opt out after this year. Yikes.
What They Should Do = This will never happen (because the Knicks ownership is too stupid), but they should really blow this thing up. Just to show some light at the end of the tunnel, look at the money that currently is slated to be coming off of their books at the end of the 2015 season.

Amar’e Stoudemire - $21.7 million
Carmelo Anthony - $21.4 million per year (has a player option that he can exercise to become a free agent this year, which will likely happen)
Tyson Chandler - $14.1 million
Andrea Bargnani - $11.9 million

            For those of you that are not mathematically inclined, that’s $69.1 million. If I were running the Knicks, I’d be willing to move any of these guys. Stoudemire won’t be an option for trade until next year (when he officially will be referred to as Amar’e Stoudemire’s Expiring Contract), but the other three have value. Anthony would net the greatest haul. Here are a couple of fun hypothetical salary dump trades courtesy of the ESPN.com Trade Machine.

Anthony to the Phoenix Suns for Emeka Okafor ($14.5 million expiring contract), Marcus Morris ($1.9 million for the next two), the rights to their first round pick this year and the Wizards first round pick this year, plus a future protected first round pick

Anthony to the Dallas Mavericks for Shawn Marion ($9.3 million expiring contract), Brandon Wright ($5.0 million for two years), Wayne Ellington ($2.7 million for two years), Jae Crowder ($0.8 million for two years), and two future first round picks

            Both Phoenix and Dallas are struggling to hang on to playoff spots in the West, and while Dallas would probably get a negligible boost this year, but would finally have another star to pair with Dirk Nowitzki. For my money, Phoenix is the most interesting destination. Okafor would provide major salary relief, and it’s never a bad thing to stock up on draft picks from a team that is never a consistent contender. Neither of these deals will probably happen (you might’ve been able to talk Phoenix into it if Eric Bledsoe hadn’t of gotten hurt), but it’s fun to dream. Chandler would be the premier defensive big-man on the trade market if New York puts him there, and Bargnani has value as a stretch four or five. I forecast the Knicks stubbornly hanging onto their core and either sneaking into the playoffs or finishing ninth in the East. 

17. Brooklyn Nets
18-22, 7th in Eastern Conference
Good News = Somehow they are currently locked into a playoff spot in the Leastern Conference.
Bad News = Their all-star center is done for the year, their all-star point guard is in and out of the lineup with a bum ankle, and their former all-star point guard is a shitty head coach.
What They Should Do = I’m genuinely disappointed with what has happened with the Nets this year, as injuries never let the roster get off the ground. Even with the infusion of old Celtics, the team was still built around Deron Williams and Brook Lopez. Williams looks like he’ll never regain his elite form from his days in Utah, but if he can ever figure out his ankle issues he’s not to old to have a resurgence. Brooklyn is severely limited in what they are able to do for the foreseeable future, with only Paul Pierce’s contract coming off the books for next season. Even with him making $15.3 million that still leaves them roughly $28 million over the salary cap. Pierce is their only realistic trade chip, but unless he would fetch a first round pick, it’s not worth shipping him out of town. Brooklyn’s best bet is to plug away with what they have, make the playoffs (remember, no first round pick next year, or for approximately the next fourteen), and try to regroup after the off-season.

11. Minnesota Timberwolves
20-21, 11th in Western Conference
Good News = Kevin Love has righted himself after an injury plagued 2012-13 campaign.
Bad News = Ricky Rubio is historically awful and shooting, and Kevin Love is probably leaving after next year.
What They Should Do = Minnesota is like the classic Phillip Rivers’ era Chargers teams where the advanced metrics say they are good, but their record is mediocre. The Timberwolves have the fifth best point differential in the Western Conference, but incredibly are 3.5 games out of a playoff spot. They still have their first round pick, which makes tanking an option, but they need to make some sort of impression on Kevin Love to convince him that Minnesota is the place for him to sign long term. Unlike any other team in the league, I’ll recommend that the Timberwolves should actually shop their first round pick. Statistics say that Minnesota’s record should stabilize and put them into a playoff spot, and an upgrade at small forward would help them. Furthermore, there is the chance that their pick ends up in the lottery, so they could get an immediate starter in return. We’ll end this post with some fun trades that will probably never happen.

Timberwolves trade Dante Cunningham (expiring contract), Shabazz Muhammad (troubled lottery pick, but still talented), Ronny Turiaf, A.J. Price (expiring contract), and 2014 First Round Pick to Celtics for Jeff Green – Celtics pipe dream trade that would net them another draft pick

Timberwolves trade Corey Brewer, J.J. Barea, Dante Cunningham, and Ronny Turiaf to Pacers for Danny Granger – Indiana adds depth to their bench, and if Granger returns to 80% of his former self, Minnesota gets almost an All-Star caliber 3. I don’t think Minnesota would have to throw in their first round pick for this offer to be fair.

Timberwolves trade Dante Cunningham, A.J. Price, Robbie Hummel (all three are expiring contracts), and 2014 first round pick to Jazz for Gordon Hayward – Let’s get this trade to the commissioner’s office right now. It makes too much sense.

 

 

Monday, January 20, 2014

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (1/17-1/19)

10. NASCAR Reportedly Looking to Expand Chase Field to 16
            With as watered down as the Sprint Cup Championship already is, they might as well up the field to 43. The biggest loser in this is Jimmie Johnson, who’s already earned enough scrutiny for the six championships he has won. If he breaks the series record for most championships in this format, old-school fans are going to potentially walk away from the sport for good.

9. Canucks and Flames Start Game With a 10-Man Brawl
            What happens when both coaches decide to have their checking lines start the game? This.

 

8. Rondo Returns
            It was refreshing to see the only player left for Boston that was a major contributor during their championship contending years on the court. The best part was that they lost to the Lakers, because every loss means more ping-pong balls in next year’s lottery.

7. Portland Wins in San Antonio
            Before No Credentials publishes there soon to be released NBA mid-season power rankings, we’ll have to seriously consider whether or not the Trail Blazers are a serious championship threat. Wins like they had Friday night in San Antonio add to their credentials.

6. Serena Williams Won’t Win Every Major This Year
            Sadly, I had no idea the Australian Open was even happening, so I was extra shocked to hear that Serena will not win it.

5. David Stern Fines Mark Cuban One Last Time
            I hope to someday be financially stable enough that I would actually ask for a $100,000 fine.

4. John Wall Makes the Shot of the Year
            I’ve watched this clip 25 times and I still can’t figure out how he made this shot.

 

3. Kevin Durant Drops Career High 54 Points on Golden State
            Durant concluded the weekend with his seventh straight 30+-point game against Sacramento. He has firmly put himself in pole position for the 2014 NBA MVP with his recent scoring barrage.
         
2. Peyton Manning Outperforms Tom Brady, Leads Broncos to Super Bowl
            Even though it was only a 10-point margin of victory, it felt like the Broncos were up by three scores the whole game. Rarely is a No Credentials pre-game prediction so spot on.

1. Seahawks Survive Last Second 49ers Drive, Win NFC Championship
            We haven’t seen a big game this physical since the Steelers-Ravens AFC Championship Game in January of 2009. Three Colin Kaepernick turnovers spelled doom for the 49ers.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

NFL Conference Championship Picks

#2 New England Patriots @ #1 Denver Broncos
            Moving past the Brady-Manning rivalry, this doesn’t look like a great match-up for New England on paper. Their battered defense doesn’t have enough talent to match-up with all of Denver’s weapons (remember Broncos tight end Julius Thomas was out the first time these two clubs met). Offensively, Brady doesn’t have enough receivers to take advantage of Denver’s battered secondary (remember Rob Gronkowski was active in their first meeting, and he shredded the Denver defense). Barring out of body experiences by Julian Edelman and Danny Amendola, the Patriots won’t put up enough points to win this game.

BRONCOS (-5) over Patriots

 

#5 San Francisco 49ers @ #1 Seattle Seahawks
            San Francisco’s troubles in Seattle over the past two years are well documented, but we’re basing our pick on the play of the two team’s over the past month. Russell Wilson has been somewhere between “mediocre” to “awful” in Seattle’s last five games, including his first home loss of his career against Arizona in Week 16. San Francisco has won 6 straight (including the playoffs), and if not for a blown personal foul call against the Saints, would be hosting this game. Throw in impressive road victories in Green Bay and Carolina, and the 49ers feel like the modern playoff team that has peaked at the right time. Even if they don’t win outright, I don’t forecast Seattle winning by more than a field goal.
 
49ers (+3.5) over SEAHAWKS


Postseason = 3-3-2

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

My 19th Favorite Year of Football: 2000

            Every once in a while, No Credentials will add to a countdown of most fun years of professional football. The farthest we’ll go back is 1995 (I was 10, and this was the first season that I officially hit “sports fanatic” status), which unfortunately means we leave out the Jimmy Johnson Cowboys’ teams. Here are the factors that have ultimately influenced my enjoyment of a particular season.

-         The quality of the elite teams

-         The performance of the Dallas Cowboys

-         The performance of the New England Patriots (even though they aren’t my team, I have spent my whole life in New England, which contributes to the enjoyment of the people around me)

-         Memorable games

-         The quality of the Super Bowl and that year’s playoffs
 
Without further ado, my least favorite year of football (so far), the year 2000.

AFC Playoff Teams


#1 13-3 Tennessee Titans (AFC Central Champions) – One of the forgotten great teams that didn’t win a Super Bowl, Tennessee only allowed 26 more points then the record setting Baltimore Ravens did in 2000. It should also be mentioned that they literally ran Eddie George into the ground, as he piled up 403 carries (and another 50 receptions) during the regular season. No wonder he never averaged over 4 yards per carry in the ‘00s.

#2 12-4 Oakland Raiders (AFC West Champions) – Beginning a three year run of Super Bowl contention, Rich Gannon proved to be the perfect quarterback to pilot Jon Gruden’s West Coast offense.

#3 11-5 Miami Dolphins (AFC East Champions) – On paper, it seems pretty ridiculous that a team led by Jay Fiedler could knock off Peyton Manning in the AFC East. It is easy to forget how dominant Jason Taylor was.

#4 12-4 Baltimore Ravens – I’m certain there aren’t a whole bunch of people that remember that Baltimore was second to Tennessee in the AFC Central during their first Super Bowl winning season. Tony Banks started the season at quarterback, but was a complete disaster. Trent Dilfer stepped in, became the ultimate “game manager”, and Baltimore never looked back.

#5 11-5 Denver Broncos – 2000 was such a bad year in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, Brian Griese led the league in quarterback rating.

#6 10-6 Indianapolis Colts – Saddled with lofty preseason expectations, the young Colts struggled to secure a wildcard spot in Peyton Manning’s third season before losing in overtime at Miami in the first round of the playoffs.

NFC Playoff Teams

#1 12-4 New York Giants (NFC East Champions) – You could make a case that the 2000 Giants were the worst team to make the Super Bowl during the ‘00s.

#2 11-5 Minnesota Vikings (NFC Central Champions) – Led by the dynamic duo of Randy Moss and Cris Carter, Minnesota rocketed out to a 11-2 start before blowing the number one seed with three straight losses. That led to their infamous 41-0 shellacking at Giants Stadium in the NFC Championship game.

#3 10-6 New Orleans Saints (NFC West Champions) – The most surprising team of the 2000 season, unlikely starter Aaron Brooks led to the Saints to a shocking division title over the defending Super Bowl champion Rams, and even beat the Rams in the first round of the playoffs. This would prove to be the best Saints team of the Jim Haslett era.

#4 11-5 Philadelphia Eagles – Philadelphia famously drank pickle juice during the Week 1 thrashing of the Cowboys in Dallas, and rode that momentum to their first playoff berth under Andy Reid. Donovan McNabb led a home victory over the Buccaneers in the first round of the playoffs, but they were unable to upset the Giants in round two.

#5 10-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Tampa was the popular Super Bowl pick in the NFC, but inconsistent quarterback play from Shaun King proved to be their undoing.

#6 10-6 St. Louis Rams – The lost year between their Super Bowl appearances, St. Louis was wildly inconsistent during their Super Bowl defense. Offensively they were the most explosive team in the league, but a leaky defense proved to be too much to overcome.

How My Cowboys Did – Let’s just say 2000 was rock bottom. We mentioned the Week 1 shellacking by the Eagles in their write-up, but what we left out was the end of Troy Aikman. Aikman was knocked unconscious after throwing five incomplete passes, and later in the year would have his career ended by a LaVar Arrington hit. Week 1 was even more disastrous when Joey Galloway, whom the Cowboys traded two first round picks for, tore his ACL. Things have been rough over the past few years of the Romo era, but 2000 will always be remembered as my least favorite Cowboys season. The only memorable thing from it was when the Cowboys "defended the star" when Terrell Owens posed on it after a touchdown.
 
 


How the Patriots Did – New England was dreadful in 2000, finishing last in the AFC East with a 5-11 record, but two important men were added to their franchise that would forever change the course of the next decade. The Patriots traded three draft picks (including their first round pick in 2000) to the Jets for the coaching services of Bill Belichick. Even more game changing, New England drafted Tom Brady in the sixth round of the 2000 draft.


MVP and Offensive Player of the Year – Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis Rams

            In terms of per-game production, Faulk’s 2000 season was the most dominant of his NFL career. Despite missing two games, he put up 26 total touchdowns and nearly 2,200 yards of total offense.

 

Defensive Player of the Year – Ray Lewis, MLB, Baltimore Ravens
            The most polarizing figure in sports at the time, Lewis was the dominant player of the 2000-01 season in spite of dealing with a potential murder charge. His strip of Eddie George in the Divisional Round game at Tennessee was the signature play of the season.

Offensive Rookie of the Year – Mike Anderson, RB, Denver Broncos
            Anderson was the third no-name rookie to thrive in Mike Shanahan’s offense, rumbling for nearly 1,500 yards and 15 touchdowns after both Terrell Davis and Olandis Gary went down to injury.

Defensive Rookie of the Year – Brian Urlacher, MLB, Chicago Bears
            Urlacher was a stiff the last couple of years he played, but when he came into the league he was a new wave, hyper athletic middle linebacker. Chicago can’t complain with the production they got out of their 2000 first round pick.

Memorable Games

Week 8, Dolphins @ Jets – Down 30-7, Vinny Testaverde throws four fourth quarter touchdown passes to push the Jets into overtime. New York booted a field goal in overtime to cap off the Monday Night Miracle.

 

2001 AFC Divisional Round, Ravens @ Titans – In what was essentially the championship game for the NFL (they were clearly the two best teams), Ray Lewis and company overpowered the Titans. Lewis made what in No Credentials’ opinion was the signature play of his career to seal the game.

 

You Won Your Fantasy League If You Started…


QB: Daunte Culpepper, Vikings = 350 Fantasy Points (Culpepper was a mid-round pick entering his first year as a starter, and in terms of number of championship teams he was on, was probably the fantasy MVP of 2000. Yours truly had the pleasure of winning a league with him that year)
RB: Marshall Faulk, Rams = 381 Fantasy Points
RB: Edgerrin James, Colts = 340 Fantasy Points
WR: Randy Moss, Vikings = 236 Fantasy Points
WR: Terrell Owens, 49ers = 226 Fantasy Points
WR: Marvin Harrison, Colts = 225 Fantasy Points
TE: Tony Gonzalez, Chiefs = 174 Fantasy Points
DEF: Baltimore Ravens (besides setting the league record for fewest points allowed, they generated 49 turnovers. Let me repeat that…49 TURNOVERS!)
K: Matt Stover, Ravens = 135 Fantasy Points

The What-If Teams


Tennessee Titans – The top team in terms of DVOA in 2000, Tennessee was an elite wide receiver short of being able to overcome the Ravens defense. This was the last great Eddie George season, and Steve McNair’s first year as a perenial MVP candidate.

Pittsburgh Steelers and Jacksonville Jaguars – Both of these clubs had the talent to make noise in the playoffs, but unfortunately they were trapped in the AFC Central with Baltimore and Tennessee. Jacksonville was particularly entertaining, with Jimmy Smith and Fred Taylor posting career seasons.

Minnesota Vikings – Minnesota didn’t dominate teams, but the stellar play of Randy Moss and Cris Carter pushed them to a 11-2 start. Daunte Culpepper looked like he would be one of the elite quarterbacks for the next decade, but unfortunately would only post two campaigns on par with 2000 for the rest of his career.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Looking back, it’s ridiculous that Shaun King was the quarterback of a team with such a loaded roster. Ultimately, Tony Dungy’s decision to stick with King for the 2000 season was the beginning of the end of his tenure in Tampa Bay.

Super Bowl XXXV



            The Giants had no chance against the dominant Ravens, and didn’t score an offensive touchdown. Besides two back-to-back kick return touchdowns, there isn’t anything particularly memorable that occurred in it.

Final Opinion
            You know 2000 was an off year of football when Trent Dilfer and Kerry Collins were the starting quarterbacks in the Super Bowl. Normally weird years are impacted by star player injuries, but 2000 didn’t have that. The safest bet is to chalk up 2000 as an anomaly. We’ll definitely never see a season where a defense can dominate its way single-handedly to a title ever again.

Monday, January 13, 2014

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (1/10-1/12)

10. Derek Holland Claims His Dog Tore Cartilage in His Knee
            This is a better story for Holland to put out there then him potentially hurting himself playing pick-up hockey. This is a minor blow for my No Credentials keeper league team, as Holland was in the running to be the last of my 15 keepers for this year’s squad.

9. Nick Saban Hires Lane Kiffin to Run Alabama Offense
            The two college coaches I’ve mocked the most since starting this blog now being affiliated with the same team? I love it. Kiffin has had great success as an offensive coordinator, so with the right parts Alabama could have the best offensive production it has ever had.

8. Duke Loses Again
            Unless Duke loses to a basketball team made up of members from Al-Qaida, we’re always ready to celebrate it.

7. Percy Harvin Catches 3 Passes, Then Gets Concussed
            How much better off would Seattle be if they didn’t ship draft picks to Minnesota for the rights to Harvin, who has been hurt for virtually the entire season? He’s a perfect playmaking receiver to pair with Russell Wilson, so it’s a real shame that he’s spent so little time on the field.

6. Timberwolves Squander Another Oppurtunity to Get Over .500
            Incredibly, Minnesota has lost nine straight times when they’ve had the chance to have more wins than losses this season. It’s a fittingly odd statistic for a strange team.

5. A-Rod Will Take 2014 Off
            That’s the polite way of saying that Alex Rodriguez was able to negotiate his steroids suspension down to 162 games. It’s hard to believe that he can come back in 2015 as an effective player.

4. Beast Mode, Defense Leads Seahawks Over New Orleans
            New Orleans offered little to no resistance to Marshawn Lynch, and Drew Brees was a mess for the majority of the game in rainy Seattle.

3. New England Runs All Over Colts
            LaGarrette Blount played out of his mind Saturday night, racking up four of the Patriots’ six rushing touchdowns.
        
2. 49ers Stifle Panthers, Advance to Third Straight NFC Championship Game
            Kaepernick and company look to be peaking at the perfect time, but they’ll need to win in their house of horrors up in Seattle to advance to a second straight Super Bowl.

1. Broncos Prevent San Diego Comeback
            Denver made plenty of mistakes in this game, but hopefully for their sake they got that out of their system before their epic showdown with the Patriots next week.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Sunday NFL Divisional Round Picks

#5 San Francisco 49ers @ #2 Carolina Panthers
            Seahawks-49ers III feels inevitable at this point.

49ers (-1.5) over PANTHERS


#6 San Diego Chargers @ #1 Denver Broncos
            Wes Welker is back, and I’m not putting too much stock into San Diego’s regular season win at Mile High (remember, Thursday night football sucks).

BRONCOS (-8.5) over Chargers

Friday, January 10, 2014

Saturday NFL Divisional Round Picks

#6 New Orleans Saints (11-5) @ #1 Seattle Seahawks (13-3)
            I don’t see any reason to believe the Saints will do better in their rematch with Seattle than they did in their regular season meeting. Winning in Philadelphia is one thing, but taking down the top team in the NFC in their building is whole other ball of wax.

SEAHAWKS (-7.5) over Saints
 

#4 Indianapolis Colts (11-5) @ #2 New England Patriots (12-4)
            I believe in Andrew the Giant. I won’t fully predict a Colts upset, but I think Luck keeps it close against a New England team that has made a habit of being locked in tight games all season long.

Colts (+7) over PATRIOTS


Wildcard Round = 1-2-1 (3-1 if you bet the money line)

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (1/3-1/6)

10. ESPN Reports Ridiculous Carmelo Anthony-Blake Griffin Story
            What happens when it’s a slow sports news weekend? ESPN floats a rumor about a trade that wasn’t even proposed by either team mentioned. Good work Chris Broussard.

9. Finland Wins World Junior Hockey Championships
            I have nothing bad to say about Finland, so good for them.

8. Kevin Durant Goes Bonkers, Leads Thunder Over Timberwolves
            Lebron is always the favorite for league MVP, and Paul George has taken a major leap this season, but there has not been enough love for Kevin Durant this season. Durant scored 23 of his 48 points in the fourth quarter to out-duel fellow All-Star Kevin Love.

7. #6 Oklahoma States Loses to Kansas State
6. Notre Dame Stuns #5 Duke
           Future top-5 picks in next year’s draft, unranked teams bottled up Jabari Parker and Marcus Smart. Parker looked human for the first time all year, only scoring seven points on 2-10 from the field.

5. Chargers Capitalize on Inept Andy Dalton, Top Bengals
            One of the more underreported stories in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE has been the return to elite status by Philip Rivers. On the other side, Cincinnati has to be asking major questions about going forward with Andy Dalton as their starting quarterback.

4. Saints End Road Woes, Beat Philadelphia
            Nick Foles looked like a guy who was too scared to take a chance, as he took numerous sacks that derailed the Eagles offense. The Saints reward for there first ever road playoff win is a death sentence trip to Seattle.

3. 49ers Beat Packers and Bitter Cold
            Colin Kaepernick morphs into a right handed Steve Young whenever he faces the Packers.
         
2. Chiefs Implode, Andrew Luck Rallies Colts to Improbable Victory
            Andrew Luck virtually showed every learning curve of a young QB in this game, and in the second half showed why he could be the quarterback of the ‘10s when it’s all said and done. Meanwhile, Kansas City added to their misery with the second worst blown lead in playoff history.

1. Florida State Has the Ball Last, Wins Final BCS Title Over Auburn
            Down 21-3 and looking completely lifeless, a fake punt was all Florida State needed to kick-start their team. The comeback ended with Jameis Winston (who looked nothing like a Heisman Trophy winner for the first three and a half quarters of the game) leading a dramatic march down the field. Even more importantly, the SEC’s incredible run of consecutive national titles ends at seven. All in all, this should end up as the most memorable college football game of the decade.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

NFL Wildcard Sunday Picks

#6 San Diego Chargers (9-7) @ #3 Cincinnati Bengals (11-5)
            There’s some team of destiny talk being floated around in regards to the Chargers, but we see their destiny ending with a beat down in Cincinnati. Andy Dalton won’t rear his turnover-prone redhead until next week in Foxborough.

BENGALS (-7) over Chargers
 

#5 San Francisco 49ers (12-4) @ #4 Green Bay Packers (8-7-1)
            Aaron Rodgers delivered what will go down as one of the top 5 moments of the 2013 season last week with his fourth and 8 touchdown pass to Randall Cobb, but the bottom line is San Francisco is a vastly superior team. It will take a superhuman effort by Rodgers to earn Green Bay a ticket to the Divisional Round.
 
49ers (-3) over PACKERS

Friday, January 3, 2014

NFL Wildcard Saturday Picks

#5 Kansas City Chiefs (11-5) @ #4 Indianapolis Colts (11-5)
            The point spread for this game has already moved a half-point in favor of the Chiefs, but No Credentials is going to put a ton of stock into the Week 16 meeting where Indianapolis went into Arrowhead and thoroughly dominated Kansas City. This victory is all the more impressive when you consider that the Chiefs still had a shot at the #1 seed in the AFC at the time. If the Colts keep Jamaal Charles in check, they’ll move on to Round 2.

COLTS (-2) over Chiefs


#6 New Orleans Saints (11-5) @ #3 Philadelphia Eagles (10-6)
            For our money, this is the hardest game of the weekend to figure out. New Orleans has the superior roster, but despite being undefeated at home, they couldn’t wrap up the NFC South due to a dreadful 3-5 mark on the road. The Saints’ troubles on the road are diminished by Philadelphia’s lack of dominance at home, as they were only a .500 team in there own building. Ultimately, we’ll settle on the fact that the NFC East was the second worst division in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, and pick the Saints superior roster to come through in a wild Saturday night game.
 
Saints (+2.5) over EAGLES