Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Blow Out the Budget 2013-14 NBA Preview

            The start of the NBA season is upon us, and No Credentials has reviewed every roster. We’ve identified the championship contenders, the middle of the road squads, and the clubs that should try to go 0-82. For each team, we list each player that fits the following criteria.

Franchise Players = Guys that could be one of the two best players on a championship contending team (example: Lebron James).

Fringe Stars = Guys that will put up numbers on a bad team, but ideally, should be the third or fourth offensive option. This category also covers elite defensive specialists and young players who haven’t made the leap yet to franchise status (examples = Ty Lawson, Larry Sanders, Bradley Beal).

Supporting Cast = Guys that are capable of filling out an NBA rotation. If you’re relying on them too much, good luck in the draft lottery (example = Avery Bradley).

First Round Rookies = Rookies that will be on NBA rosters this season. We didn’t include players that are stashed in Europe.

           Without further ado, here are 6,500 words about NBA basketball.
 

Riggin For Wiggins


30. Phoenix Suns
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = PG Eric Bledsoe
Supporting Cast = PG Goran Dragic, C Emeka Okafor, PF Channing Frye
First Round Rookies = C Alex Len (1-5, Maryland)
Outlook = Phoenix is second in line for the “Riggins for Wiggins” sweepstakes, but unlike Philadelphia, it looks like the Suns have actually been trying to construct a competitive basketball team. Eric Bledsoe will finally have a crack at significant playing time, but it’s hard to see him and Goran Dragic coexisting in the same back court. It would make a ton of sense for Dragic to be shipped elsewhere. Marcin Gortat was the most valuable trade chip Phoenix had (his contract expires at the end of the season), and Phoenix didn’t wait long to ship him out of town. Emeka Okafor was acquired mostly because of his huge expiring contract, but if he’s able to return by season’s end could be a decent mentor for Alex Len. The Suns are primed to have a ton of ping balls in the 2014 Draft Lottery.

29. Philadelphia 76ers
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = SF Thaddeus Young
Supporting Cast = SG Evan Turner, C Spencer Hawes, SG Jason Richardson
First Round Rookies = C Nerlens Noel (1-6, Kentucky, traded from Pelicans), PG Michael Carter-Williams (Syracuse, 1-11)
Outlook = 2013-14 is going to be pretty atrocious for the 76ers, but that is by design. They’ve blown the roster up in an effort to get as many young assets as possible. Nerlens Noel was the perfect acquisition for this sort of plan, as it’s unlikely he sees the court until sometime after New Years Day. Even better, New Orleans sent their 2014 first round pick along with Noel for the rights to Jrue Holliday, meaning they could have two ping-pong balls in the “Riggins for Wiggins” sweepstakes (more on New Orleans later). They could be trotting four lottery picks from back-to-back drafts this time next year. No team has a better five-year outlook than the Philadelphia 76ers, so remember that Philly fans when they finish 15-67 this year.

28. Charlotte Bobcats
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = C Al Jefferson
Supporting Cast = SF Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, PG Kemba Walker, SG Gerald Henderson, SG Ben Gordon, PF Bismack Biyombo
First Round Rookies = PF Cody Zeller (1-4, Indiana)
Outlook = There’s a slight chance Charlotte isn’t putrid this season. Al Jefferson won’t play a lick of defense, but he’s the first low-post scorer the Bobcats have ever had. Kemba Walker was a pleasant surprise last season, but I still would prefer to see him in a sixth man role on a playoff team. Kidd-Gilchrist showed flashes last spring, and when healthy, Gerald Henderson is capable of filling the stat sheet. Ben Gordon has a very valuable $13 million expiring contract, meaning if the Bobcats play their cards right, they could be able to scoop up some extra draft picks from a club looking for salary cap relief. Charlotte will still have a great chance at the number one overall pick, but at least they finally have some direction. 

27. Utah Jazz
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = PF Derrick Favors
Supporting Cast = SF Gordon Hayward, C Enes Kanter, SG Alec Burks, PF Marvin Williams
First Round Rookies = PG Trey Burke (1-9, Michigan, traded from Timberwolves)
Outlook = For the first time since immediately following the end of the Stockton-Malone era, the Jazz will not be in playoff contention this season. Part of that is by design, as they let Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap walk without receiving anything in return. More playing time for Derrick Favors and Enes Kanter is a good thing, as both have the look of quality NBA big men. Gordon Hayward is a solid scorer, but asking him to be the go-to scorer is ridiculous. Expect a lot of 4-18s out of Utah’s Great White Hope. Trey Burke has the talent to eventually be a Mike Conley-like point guard for the Jazz.

26. Boston Celtics
Franchise Players = PG Rajon Rondo
Fringe Stars = SF Jeff Green
Supporting Cast = PG Avery Bradley, SG MarShon Brooks, PF Jared Sullinger, SF Gerald Wallace, PF Kris Humphries, SG Courtney Lee, PF Brandon Bass
First Round Rookies = PF Kelly Olynyk (1-13, Gonzaga, traded from Mavericks)
Outlook = I’ve flip-flopped 20 times on whether or not the Celtics will be terrible or mediocre. I guess we’ll split the difference and predict they will be bad. Until Rajon Rondo returns, it’s hard to envision how this team is going to score on a consistent basis. Jeff Green is the obvious first option, but has been wildly inconsistent throughout his NBA career, and shown no desire in being the star attraction. It looks like December or January is the time when a Rondo season debut is a possibility. What they do with Rondo will be very interesting, as he’s one of the few superstars in the league on a reasonable contract. You could argue either way, but No Credentials vote is to keep him. If the ping-pong balls hit right, Rondo paired with one of the studs from next years draft could immediately return the Celtics to relevance.  

25. Orlando Magic
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = C Nikola Vucevic
Supporting Cast = SF Tobias Harris, SG Arron Afflalo, PG Jameer Nelson, SF Hedo Turkoglu, PF Glen Davis
First Round Rookies = SG Victor Oladipo (1-2, Indiana)
Outlook = Orlando had a great off-season in the sense that they locked up a valuable piece, added a great young building block in the draft, but still are shitty enough that they’ll end up with a great draft pick next year. Nikola Vucevic is a rebounding machine that with an improved offensive game could eventually be a top-3 center in the NBA. Oladipo is a hyper active guard who at the very least will be a defensive stopper. Tobias Harris was the steal of last year’s trade deadline (he was the centerpiece in Milwaukee’s package for J.J. Reddick), and it wouldn’t be a shock to see him average 18 per game. In terms of expiring contracts, Jameer Nelson is the most valuable one, as he represents $8 million coming off the books next summer. He’s a point guard with playoff experience, so it wouldn’t be shocking to see him shipped to a contender in February.
 

Too Good For Wiggins, Too Shitty For the Playoffs

24. Sacramento Kings
Franchise Players = C DeMarcus Cousins
Fringe Stars = None
Supporting Cast = PG Greivis Vasquez, SG Marcus Thornton, PG Isaiah Thomas PF Carl Landry, PF Patrick Patterson, SF John Salmons, PF Chuck Hayes, PF Jason Thompson
First Round Rookies = SG Ben McLemore (1-7, Kansas)
Outlook = Six months ago it appeared to be inevitable that the Kings would end up relocating to Seattle, but miraculously California’s state capital was able to keep it’s one professional sports franchise. Unfortunately most of the same roster from a year ago is still intact. At least black hole Tyreke Evans has been moved to New Orleans, meaning that this team will officially run through DeMarcus Cousins. Whether that is a good or bad thing will depend entirely on if his head is screwed on straight. Besides Boogie, there’s a bunch of dudes you’d love to have coming off your bench surrounding him. Marcus Thornton has shown flashes of offensive brilliance, but is not nearly efficient enough to be your most reliable perimeter scorer (playoff teams should be checking in on him around the trade deadline. The guy could single-handedly swing a playoff game or two if he gets hot). How they distribute the minutes between Vasquez and Thomas will be interesting, as there’s no way strategically that they can be on the floor at the same time. Ben McLemore has the talent to eventually be a top-10 two-guard, but he looks like a guy that won’t fully show it in year one.

23. Atlanta Hawks
Franchise Players = C Al Horford
Fringe Stars = PF Paul Millsap, PG Jeff Teague
Supporting Cast = SG Louis Williams, SG Kyle Korver, PF Elton Brand
First Round Rookies = PG Dennis Schroeder (1-17, Germany)
Outlook = Atlanta’s roster has basically been built around the premise of shedding salary to have money for free agency next season, which is ironic because elite free agents never sign with the Hawks. It wouldn’t be shocking to see them make a blockbuster trade in an effort to acquire a star caliber player (Rudy Gay anyone?). As for what is on the roster, the starting group is decent enough, but the bench leaves a lot to be desired. Al Horford and Paul Millsap will be one of the better low post pairings the NBA has to offer, but it’s tough to see how any offense is going to be initiated without Josh Smith. Barring a major trade, the Hawks will find themselves in the lottery for the first time in many years.

22. Los Angeles Lakers
Franchise Players = SG Kobe Bryant, PF Pau Gasol
Fringe Stars = None
Supporting Cast = PG Steve Nash, C Chris Kaman, SG Nick Young, PG Steve Blake, SG Jodie Meeks, C Jordan Hill
First Round Rookies = None
Outlook = Not since the 2004-05 season (the year Shaq was traded to Miami) have the Lakers been in such a state of flux. Dwight Howard became the first marquee Lakers free agent to bolt for another franchise. Kobe’s recovery from a torn Achilles’ is the greatest unknown, as the question of when he will actually play has to be answered before we can see what level he can compete at. A fully healthy Bryant would have a hard time dragging this group into the playoffs. Pau Gasol and Steve Nash are the two Lakers whose situation actually improved from a year ago. Gasol will return to his rightful spot in the post, and Nash-Gasol pick-and-rolls have the chance to be devastating. Pau is a free agent after the season and could fetch himself one more max contract if he plays to his potential. The bench isn’t quite as atrocious as last season, but the Lakers are still one of the shallowest clubs in the NBA. Chris Kaman will make an impact when he’s healthy, and Nick Young is one of the more infamous irrational confidence guys the league has to offer. It’s going to be a rough year in Laker-land, but at least they know the NBA will rig the 2014 Draft Lottery so they end up with Andrew Wiggins they’ll have a top-10 pick in a loaded draft.

21. Denver Nuggets
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = PG Ty Lawson, PF Kenneth Faried, SF Danilo Gallinari
Supporting Cast = C JaVale McGee, SG Wilson Chandler, PG Andre Miller, PF J.J. Hickson, PG Nate Robinson, C Timofey Mozgov, SG Randy Foye, PF Darrell Arthur
First Round Rookies = None
Outlook = Normally a solid bet for landing somewhere between the fourth or eighth seed in the Western Conference, this is the year we see the wheels coming off a bit for the Nuggets. There are a lot of interesting parts, but figuring out how new coach Brian Shaw doles out minutes will go a long way in determining if this group can stay in playoff contention. Danilo Gallinari will miss a large chunk of time at the beginning of the year, which is a killer to a team that relies so heavily on three-point shooting. Ty Lawson will have to shoulder a larger scoring load as long as Gallinari is out. JaVale McGee finally appears to be slated to get regular minutes, but we aren’t sure if more of McGee is a good thing. When he’s engaged, there are few big men who impact the game on the defensive end as much as him. We see the Nuggets sliding out of their usual top-8 finishing spot and ending up in the lottery next spring.

20. Toronto Raptors
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = SF Rudy Gay, SG DeMar DeRozan, PG Kyle Lowry,
Supporting Cast = C Jonas Valanciunas, PF Amir Johnson, SF Landry Fields, PF Austin Daye, SF Steve Novak, PF Tyler Hansbrough, SG Terrance Ross
Rookies = None
Outlook = If you want to make a bet on which NBA team will brick the most 15-foot jump shots this season, look no further than the Raptors. Rudy Gay is paid like a franchise player, but has never demonstrated in his NBA career that he’s capable of carrying one. Kyle Lowry stuffs the stat sheet, but his difficult personality rubs teammates and coaches the wrong way on too many occasions. DeMar DeRozan would be best suited as a sixth man, but he is fantastic and attacking the rim and getting to the foul line. Amir Johnson has plenty of skills that would benefit a championship caliber team, but unfortunately he’s buried in Toronto. The greatest wildcard on the Raptors roster is Jonas Valanciunas. If he makes a leap, the Andrea Bargnani trade will go down as a brilliant move.

 

Furiously Battling For the Right to Get Swept in the First Round


19. Milwaukee Bucks
Franchise Players = None
Fringe Stars = C Larry Sanders, SG O.J. Mayo
Supporting Cast = SF Ersan Ilyasova, PG Brandon Knight, SF Caron Butler, SG Carlos Delfino, PG Gary Neal, PG Luke Ridnour, PF John Henson
First Round Rookies = SG Giannis Antetokounmpo (1-15, Europe)
Outlook = There isn’t another team in the NBA with a weirder assortment of wing players. Gone are Brandon Jennings and Monte Ellis, and in are O.J. Mayo and a bunch of dudes who are best served coming off the bench. If nothing else, they do have the chance to roll out a spunky small-ball lineup. Larry Sanders is slated to receive the largest amount of minutes he’s ever gotten, but he needs to limit his fouls in order to reach his full potential. If he does, a defensive player of the year award is within reach. We also can’t sleep on the Greek rookie who has 36 letters in his last name. Ultimately, this looks like a group that could finish anywhere between eighth or twelfth in the Eastern Conference.

18. New Orleans Pelicans
Franchise Players = PF Anthony Davis
Fringe Stars = PG Jrue Holiday, SG Tyreke Evans, SG Eric Gordon, C Ryan Anderson
Supporting Cast = SG Anthony Morrow, SF Al-Farouq Aminu
First Round Rookies = None
Outlook = What do you get when have an owner who is demanding to win now, and a general manager desperate to stay employed past this season? Your 2013-14 New Orleans Pelicans. It would appear on paper that this team has no depth (in good conscious, we couldn’t list Austin Rivers as a supporting cast member after his epically abysmal rookie campaign), and very little defense. However, if their top five players click offensively, watch out. Many experts are concerned how the Holiday-Evans-Gordon trio will function. One option would be having Evans or Gordon function as the sixth man. Evans does have the size needed to play the three, but has never shown in his Kings’ days that he has any interest in team defense. If Anthony Davis carries his preseason performance into the regular season campaign, that might not matter. Davis looks fully prepared to continue his journey of becoming the next Kevin Garnett. In a year where New Orleans needs to win in order to ensure that the draft pick they traded to Philadelphia for the rights to Jrue Holiday doesn’t end up in the lottery, we predict that they will come up just short of that goal.

17. New York Knicks
Franchise Players = SF Carmelo Anthony
Fringe Stars = C Tyson Chandler, PF Amar’e Stoudemire, SG J.R. Smith, PG Raymond Felton
Supporting Cast = PF Andrea Bargnani, SF Metta World Peace, SG Iman Shumpert, PF Kenyon Martin, PG Beno Udrih
First Round Rookies = SG Tim Hardaway Jr. (1-24, Michigan)
Outlook = You’ll have to look real hard to find an odder assortment of front court players than what the New York Knicks have thrown together. Carmelo Anthony thrived when he played the 4 in a small-ball lineup, but this is a team that employs three capable power forwards already. The Andrea Bargnani trade adds floor spacing, but if he’s playing center when Tyson Chandler is on the bench, there is going to be a lay-up line at the other end of the court. Metta World Peace can guard larger wings, and Iman Shumpert is an emerging defensive stopper of either guard position, so perhaps the lack of rim protection can be mitigated. Tyson Chandler, J.R. Smith, and Raymond Felton all either wore down or fell apart mentally by the end of there second round series against Indian. Chandler in particular was a mess, and had the look of a player in serious physical decline. Kenyon Martin does bring some toughness if Chandler is unable to play to his full potential, but lacks the size to dominate the boards. New York should treat anything Amar’e Stoudemire offers this season as a bonus. The Knicks have a bunch of parts, but on paper we just don’t see them gelling this year in a deeper Eastern Conference.
 

Wildcards


16. Cleveland Cavaliers
Franchise Players = PG Kyrie Irving, C Andrew Bynum
Fringe Stars = PF Anderson Varejao, PF Tristan Thompson, PG Jarrett Jack
Supporting Cast = SG Dion Waiters, SG Alonzo Gee, SF Earl Clark, SG C.J. Miles
First Round Rookies = PF Anthony Bennett (1-1, UNLV), SG Sergey Karasev (1-19, Russia)
Outlook = If you could guarantee that Kyrie Irving and Andrew Bynum would be healthy for the majority of the year, you could make the case that Cleveland would have enough firepower to make an Eastern Conference Finals run. Unfortunately, it’s more likely that snow will fall in Hawaii. Kyrie Irving has missed significant time in both of his two NBA seasons (and for that matter, his only year at Duke), but when he’s on the court he’s arguably a top-5 scorer in THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION. Bynum’s injury woes are even more problematic. It’s easy to forget that when he’s healthy, he’s among the top-5 centers in the league. Surrounding these two is a slew of talented role players. Anderson Varejao is another oft-injured commodity that is a stat stuffer when on the court. If Bynum shows some reliability, it wouldn’t be shocking to see Varejao shipped out of town. Tristan Thompson really came into his own after Varejao went down last year, and Cleveland just extended him through the 2015 season. He’s a dreadful free-throw shooter but has the talent to post 10+ boards every night. Dion Waiters is a streaky shooter who would be best served filling a sixth man role. Jarrett Jack is an interesting addition, as he gives Cleveland the ability to play Irving off the ball if need be. It’s hard to see where Anthony Bennett fits into the picture this year, but long term he has the talent to be a star. Many league experts think there’s a chance Lebron James returns to the Cavaliers next summer, and if he does, he’ll have plenty of talent around him. Even if Cleveland is in playoff contention, don’t be shocked to see them swing deals at the trade deadline that set them up with more cap space for next year.

15. Washington Wizards
Franchise Players = PG John Wall
Fringe Stars = SG Bradley Beal, PF Nene Hilario, C Marcin Gortat
Supporting Cast = SF Trevor Ariza, PF Al Harrington, SG Martell Webster, SF Jan Vesely, SF Josh Childress
First Round Rookies = SF Otto Porter Jr. (1-3, Georgetown)
Outlook = At first glance, having Washington ranked this high seems pretty ridiculous, but we’re putting a ton of stock into how the Wizards played the final two months of last season. John Wall was one of the top point guards during the league during that stretch (he directly impacted the championship in the No Credentials Fantasy Basketball League last year), and Washington reaching their potential hinges largely on him. Bradley Beal is also a piece of the puzzle. He looked lost to start his rookie year, but really turned it on after the All-Star break. It isn’t much of a stretch to predict he will end up as a top-10 shooting guard in the league by the end of the year. Hilario and Gortat form a formidable defensive pair down low. Washington’s acquisition of Gortat from Phoenix also allows Nene to move to his more natural spot at power forward.  There are a slew of solid bench players here that on any given night can give the Wizards’ offense a jolt. It wouldn’t be fair to expect too much out of Otto Porter Jr., as it looks like he will have a similar rookie season to what Michael Kidd-Gilchrist had last season.

14. Detroit Pistons
Franchise Players = SF Josh Smith
Fringe Stars = PF Greg Monroe, PG Brandon Jennings, C Andre Drummond
Supporting Cast = PG Rodney Stuckey, SG Kyle Singler, PF Charlie Villanueva, PG Chauncey Billups
First Round Rookies = SG Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (1-8, Georgia)
Outlook = Detroit has been so bad the last few years that it’s hard to believe that they were one of the elite clubs in the Eastern Conference during the middle part of the ‘00s. It’s fitting that Chauncey Billups has returned to Detroit in a reserve role, as the Pistons finally look to return to competitive form this season. The additions of Josh Smith and Brandon Jennings are massive upgrades. Smith is an elite defender who can guard players on the wing or in the post. Jennings isn’t the most efficient player on Earth, but when he gets on a run he can carry an offense. It’s unclear how a frontcourt of Smith-Monroe-Drummond will function (there could be some major floor spacing issues), but the Pistons do have some shooters they can mix in and out of the lineup to help alleviate that. Smith’s flexibility also gives Detroit the freedom to play small if necessary. Drummond is on the short list of players who could make the leap to “Franchise Player” status before the season is done.

13. Minnesota Timberwolves
Franchise Players = PF Kevin Love
Fringe Stars = PG Ricky Rubio, C Nikola Pekovic, SG Kevin Martin
Supporting Cast = PG J.J. Barea, SF Corey Brewer, SG Alexey Shved, PF Dante Cunningham, SF Chase Budinger, PF Derrick Williams
First Round Rookies = SF Shabazz Muhammad (1-14, UCLA, traded from Jazz)
Outlook = Ravaged by injuries a year ago, Minnesota will finally have the Love-Rubio duo on the court at the same time. Kevin Love should be in a much happier place now that ex-general manager David Kahn has finally been kicked out the door. Rubio was woefully rusty when he first returned last season, but his final month stretch showed what he’s capable of when healthy. Kevin Martin was much maligned after he no-showed the second round of the playoffs for the Thunder last season, but he’s still a deadly three-point shooter when he can be your third option. Look for Rubio to get him plenty of open looks. Pekovic was given a healthy contract extension, and is the ideal rim protector to pair with Kevin Love. Out of their supporting cast, someone needs to emerge as a sixth man who can score. Derrick Williams has the most upside, but has shown nothing in his first couple of years in the league to validate being the second player taken in the draft. Corey Brewer provides exceptional perimeter defense that the Timberwolves lost when Andrei Kirilenko bolted for the Nets. Health permitting, Minnesota should be in the thick of the Western Conference playoff race.

12. Portland Trail Blazers
Franchise Players = PF LaMarcus Aldridge
Fringe Stars = SF Nicolas Batum, PG Damian Lilliard, SG Wesley Matthews
Supporting Cast = C Robin Lopez, PG Mo Williams, SF Dorell Wright, PF Thomas Robinson
First Round Rookies = PG C.J. McCollum (1-10, Lehigh)
Outlook = Last season, Portland trotted out one of the most efficient starting fives in the NBA, but was undone by one of the worst benches in the league. While the starting core remains intact, Portland aggressively moved to fix their bench issues. Mo Williams and Dorell Wright are both capable of producing sixth man of the year numbers. Robin Lopez might not post the huge rebound totals J.J. Hickson did last year, but he’s a better rim protector who will improve Portland’s overall team defense. LaMarcus Aldridge is one of the top-5 scoring power forwards in the league, but it will take another step in production from Nicolas Batum to lift this team into championship contention. Portland isn’t one of the favorites, but consider them a dark horse to make noise come playoff time.

11. Dallas Mavericks
Franchise Players = PF Dirk Nowitzki
Fringe Stars = SG Monta Ellis, PG Jose Calderon
Supporting Cast = SF Shawn Marion, SG Vince Carter, C Samuel Dalembert, C Brandon Wright, PG Devin Harris, C DeJuan Blair
First Round Rookies = PG Shane Larkin (1-18, Miami, traded from Hawks)
Outlook = We’ll say this for the Mavericks…at least they actually tried to put competent NBA players around Dirk Nowitzki. Unfortunately, unless Shawn Marion or Samuel Dalembert is on the floor, none of them will want to play defense. Nowitzki looks poised for a massive bounce back year, as he was slowly rounding into shape by the end of last season. How the backcourt gels will ultimately determine the ceiling of Dallas. Monta Ellis is among the most relentless guards in the NBA, but he’s also among the most inefficient. Coach Rick Carlisle might be the right coach that can get the most out of him. Jose Calderon couldn’t ask to have been placed in a better situation, as his game is similar to a poor man’s Steve Nash (circa 2007). Dallas hasn’t had a point guard presence like this since Nash left after the 2003-04 season. Shawn Marion and Vince Carter are steady veterans out on the wing who still provide more value than you would think. In the end, expect a top-5 scoring team, along with a bottom-five defensive unit, with the chance of maybe sneaking into the second round.

10. Golden State Warriors
Franchise Players = PG Stephen Curry
Fringe Stars = SG Klay Thompson, SF Andre Iguodala, C Andrew Bogut, PF David Lee
Supporting Cast = SF Harrison Barnes, SF Draymond Green
Rookies = None
Outlook = Miami might have been crowned the NBA champions, but there wasn’t a more entertaining team in last year’s playoffs than the Golden State Warriors. Most of that can be credited to their three-point shooting blitz, led by the dynamic duo of Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson. Curry has dealt with ankle issues throughout his NBA career, but there is no doubt that when healthy he can be the centerpiece of a championship team. Thompson showed tremendous versatility in the playoffs, and another leap by him would give the Warriors the best backcourt in basketball. Andre Iguodala provides much-needed defense on the wing, and has the passing ability to facilitate three-point shooting. Golden State really took off once David Lee went down, so it will be interesting to see how he’s utilized this season. The Warriors have rarely had both him and Andrew Bogut healthy at the same time. Bogut is the key to any championship aspirations the Warriors might have. He provides much needed rim-protection. Harrison Barnes will likely be relegated to a sixth man role, which isn’t a bad thing. He often performed at his best when he was forced to be the lead scoring option last season. Golden State doesn’t appear to be very deep, but with good health and reasonable player development, they are again a dark horse in the Western Conference.

9. Memphis Grizzlies
Franchise Players = C Marc Gasol, PF Zach Randolph
Fringe Stars = PG Mike Conley
Supporting Cast = SG Tony Allen, C Kosta Koufos, PG Jerryd Bayless, SF Tayshaun Prince, SF Mike Miller, PF Ed Davis, PF Jon Leuer
Rookies = None
Outlook = There isn’t another team in the league more likely to play in more games where neither team scores 90 points than the Memphis Grizzlies. Marc Gasol and Zach Randolph make a very formidable pair down low, but there isn’t enough floor spacing around them to take advantage of it. Tony Allen is one of the top-5 wing defenders in the league, but his atrocious shooting makes it difficult for him to be on the court in crunch time. It will likely take another leap from Mike Conley (who is a very solid point guard, but you don’t always want your offense being initiated by him) for Memphis to have all the ingredients for a championship basketball team. At this point in his career, that would seem unlikely. The Grizzlies will be the most physical team in the league to match up with on a nightly basis, but there isn’t enough firepower here to get them out of the Western Conference.
 

Title Contenders


8. Indiana Pacers
Franchise Players = SG Paul George, C Roy Hibbert
Fringe Stars = PF David West, SF Danny Granger, PG George Hill
Supporting Cast = SG Lance Stephenson, PF Luis Scola, PG C.J. Watson
First Round Rookies = SF Solomon Hill (1-23, Arizona)
Outlook = Indiana employed one of the most devastating five-man units in all of basketball last year when they had Hill-Stephenson-George-West-Hibbert on the court. The problem was, the bench was atrocious. There wasn’t one viable bench option that could be relied upon on a nightly basis. The Pacers partially patched their bench issues with the acquisitions of Luis Scola and C.J. Watson. Scola is a plus post scorer who can give quality minutes when David West or Roy Hibbert is on the bench. Watson isn’t spectacular, but at least he isn’t D.J. Augustin. The great equalizer for the Pacers could be the expiring contract of Danny Granger. How they use this valuable trade chip could put Indiana over the top.

7. Brooklyn Nets
Franchise Players = PG Deron Williams, C Brook Lopez
Fringe Stars = SF Paul Pierce, SG Joe Johnson, PF Kevin Garnett, SF Andrei Kirilenko
Supporting Cast = PF Andray Blatche, SG Jason Terry, PF Reggie Evans, SG Alan Anderson
First Round Rookies = PF Mason Plumlee (1-22, Duke)
Outlook = What happens when the Russian Mafia decides to fund a basketball team? This conglomerate of talent, which is unlike any we’ve ever seen before. Not in the history of modern man have so many overpriced commodities been put together on one team. At least the team should be competitive. This is really a put up or shut up year for Deron Williams, who has no excuses with all the talent around him. Depending on how he handles it, Brook Lopez will benefit the most from getting to spend time with Garnett. Joe Johnson’s play also stands to gain, as he can revert more to his style of play from his Phoenix Suns days. There is plenty of depth here, which assures that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett will not have to be overextended during the regular season. Anything short of an appearance in the second round of the playoffs would be a disappointment.

6. Oklahoma City Thunder
Franchise Players = SF Kevin Durant, PG Russell Westbrook
Fringe Stars = PF Serge Ibaka
Supporting Cast = SG Thabo Sefolosha, PF Nick Collison, PG Reggie Jackson, C Kendrick Perkins, SF Ryan Gomes
First Round Rookies = C Steven Adams (1-12, Pittsburgh)
            No team’s front office has done more harm to its roster over the past year than the Oklahoma City Thunder. The now infamous James Harden trade (which by my count, needs a breakout year from Jeremy Lamb to be remotely justifiable) coupled with the stubborn loyalty to Kendrick Perkins has done irrevocable harm to what was once the best young group in the NBA. Kevin Durant is still the second best player in the NBA, but he’ll have to do it the first month without Russell Westbrook. Serge Ibaka did nothing in the playoffs to try to ease the blow of losing Westbrook (in fact, he posted virtually identical stats after Westbrook got hurt as he did before the injury), and a leap from him is desperately needed. He has the talent, but last year didn’t show the appropriate level of assertiveness. Thabo Sefolosha is a defensive specialist who also has 3-point shooting ability. With Kevin Martin in Minnesota, he’ll see more playing time. Reggie Jackson is a streaky shooter who should be able to fill in sufficiently while Westbrook is out. Oklahoma City isn’t the prohibitive favorite in the West like they were last season, but maybe that isn’t a bad thing.

5. Los Angeles Clippers
Franchise Players = PG Chris Paul, PF Blake Griffin
Fringe Stars = SG J.J. Redick, SG Jamal Crawford, C DeAndre Jordan
Supporting Cast = SG J.J. Redick, SF Matt Barnes, PG Darren Collison, SG Jared Dudley, C Byron Mullens
First Round Rookies = SG Reggie Bullock (1-25, North Carolina)
Outlook = Will the hiring of Doc Rivers be the final piece that lifts the Clippers into true championship contention? We know it can’t hurt now that Vinny Del Negro is no longer involved. After taking a step back last season, we expect Doc to get the most out of Blake Griffin. Blake needs to develop a consistent 15-footer to truly reach superstar status. Chris Paul will do his usual Chris Paul things, and he has plenty of great shooters to work with. J.J. Redick couldn’t of picked a better spot to land in free agency, as he is an ideal floor spacer. Resigning Matt Barnes was an unexpected bonus, as he brought much needed perimeter defense to the table. Darren Collison has been a disappointment ever since his breakout run subbing for an injured Chris Paul in 2010 for the Hornets, but he may be better suited for a bench role. Jared Dudley is also an underrated edition that brings plenty of versatility to the table. They may not be the favorite, but the Clippers will be a force to be reckoned with come playoff time.

4. Houston Rockets
Franchise Players = SG James Harden, C Dwight Howard
Fringe Stars = SF Chandler Parsons, PG Jeremy Lin, C Omer Asik
Supporting Cast = PG Patrick Beverly, SG Reggie Williams, SF Omri Casspi, SG Francisco Garcia
Rookies = None
Outlook = The unquestioned winner of the past two off-seasons, Houston finally has all the parts needed to make a serious title run. Reaching their ceiling depends entirely on whether or not they get the 2008-09 version of Dwight Howard. If they do, this is a more athletic version of the Orlando Magic squad D-12 dragged to the NBA Finals. James Harden is the perfect compliment to him, as he is more than qualified to carry the offensive load in crunch time. Chandler Parsons will benefit from sliding down to the third option offensively, and should be a more efficient player because of it. There’s some healthy competition at the point guard spot with Patrick Beverly nipping at the heels of Jeremy Lin. Beverly is the more complete defensive player, so don’t be shocked if he has the gig locked up by New Year’s. Either way, Lin will be a valuable offensive asset, with hitting the bench perhaps being in the best interest of the team. Omer Asik doesn’t project to be able to share the floor with Howard, and likely will have to be moved. He’s a great rebounder so don’t be shocked if Houston makes a mutually beneficial swap with an Eastern Conference club. If they can have chemistry established before the playoffs, the Rockets could be the team to knock off Miami in the Finals.

3. San Antonio Spurs
Franchise Players = PG Tony Parker, PF Tim Duncan
Fringe Stars = SF Kawhi Leonard, SG Manu Ginobili
Supporting Cast = C Tiago Splitter, SG Danny Green, SG Marco Belinelli, PF Boris Diaw, PF Matt Bonner
Rookies = None
Outlook = Normally, we worry about how a team will react to a devastating championship loss, but the Spurs are a different animal. We expect Greg Popovich (who sort of acted like he had money on the Heat during last year’s Finals, but we can save that conversation for another day) to have his group refocused. Duncan and Ginobili are another year older (which especially in Manu’s case, isn’t a good thing), but that might not matter much if Kawhi Leonard can translate his play from last season’s Finals into a full regular season. It could be argued that at times he was the second best player on the court against the Heat. An expanded role for Leonard will take a ton of heat off of the aging core of the team. Tony Parker is still in the prime of his career, and will maintain his place as the engine of the offense. Tiago Splitter was resigned, and may see some more low-post looks. Danny Green and Marco Belinelli in the fold, and each have the 3-point ability to swing games on their own. The road to the Finals will be tougher, but the Spurs still have the talent to get there.

2. Chicago Bulls
Franchise Players = PG Derrick Rose, C Joakim Noah
Fringe Stars = SF Luol Deng, PF Carlos Boozer, SG Jimmy Butler
Supporting Cast = PF Taj Gibson, PG Kirk Hinrich, SG Mike Dunleavy
First Round Rookies = SF Tony Snell (1-20, New Mexico)
Outlook = Has anyone’s preseason performance ever been more scrutinized than Derrick Rose? I’d say no, but it’s with good reason. After sitting out all of last year, Rose looks to be very close to his MVP form of 2010-11. Rose returns to a more talented team that also has the flexibility to make a blockbuster trade if it chooses too. Luol Deng and Carlos Boozer are both on expiring contracts that could be used to bring in a quality asset (Boogie Cousins? Al Horford? Pau Gasol?). For the first time in his career, Rose has an emerging shooting guard alongside him in Jimmy Butler. Butler is a stat stuffer who does everything Coach Thibodeau asks him to do. Joakim Noah took a leap while Rose was out last year, putting the Bulls on his back on several occasions. Gibson, Hinrich, and Mike Dunleavy form a solid bench that gives Chicago a reliable top-8 come playoff time. They aren’t the best bet to win the title right now, but the right trade could push them over the edge.
 



The Favorite


1. Miami Heat
Franchise Players = SF Lebron James, SG Dwyane Wade
Fringe Stars = PF Chris Bosh, SG Ray Allen
Supporting Cast = PF Chris Anderson, PG Mario Chalmers, PF Udonis Haslem, PG Norris Cole, SF Shane Battier, SF Michael Beasley, C Greg Oden
Rookies = None
Outlook = It would be irresponsible to rank the two-time defending champs any lower than first. Dwyane Wade is getting older, and Chris Bosh was a shell of his former self in the NBA Finals against the Spurs (with the exception of the clutch offensive rebound and pass to Ray Allen in Game 6), but Lebron James masks any warts this team has. Lebron is at the peak of his powers, even adding 40% shooting on threes last season. Ray Allen has embraced his role with the Heat, stepping up when his name is called. Miami has the deepest bench in basketball, with a plethora of guys who can get hot and swing a game on any given night. If a medical miracle occurs and Greg Oden can somehow be healthy, you can cancel the 2014 Finals right now and give the trophy to the Heat.

Monday, October 28, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (10/25-10/27)

10. Western Connecticut’s Octavias McKoy Breaks NCAA Rushing Record
            For those not in the know, 455 is a lot of fucking yards.

9. Jeff Gordon Ends 32-Race Winless Streak
            On a day that most folks thought Jimmie Johnson would put a death-grip on The Chase, Jeff Gordon put himself in position to make a miracle run at the title.

8. Saints Pound Bills
7. Chiefs Gut Out a Win Over Cleveland
6. Cincinnati Demoralizes the Jets
5. Denver Drops 38 Unanswered Points Against Washington
4. Aaron Rodgers Eviscerates the Vikings
            Normally I don’t lump five mostly forgettable football games together in the same paragraph (even when I’m feeling super lazy), but here’s the reason these five contests make the cut.


Bills(Buffalo) 17
Saints(NewOrleans) 35
10/27/13(13:05 ET)
Saints(NewOrleans) -4.5 (-110)

Browns(Cleveland) 17
Chiefs(KansasCity) 23
10/27/13(13:05 ET)
Chiefs(KansasCity) -0.5 (-115)

Jets(NewYork) 9
Bengals(Cincinnati) 49
10/27/13(16:10 ET)
Bengals(Cincinnati) +1 (-110)

Packers(GreenBay) 41
Vikings(Minnesota) 24
10/27/13(20:35 ET)
Packers(GreenBay) -2.5 (-110)

Redskins(Washington) 21
Broncos(Denver) 45
10/27/13(16:30 ET)
Broncos(Denver) -6 (even)


 
            That my friends, is an epic five team, seven-point teaser created by yours truly. So rarely has a NFL wager gone right for No Credentials, we feel the need to celebrate it.

(EDITORS NOTE: I participated in a 20-round, ten-team fantasy basketball draft last night, and need to finish up our NBA preview, so No Credentials was in fact feeling pretty lazy tonight)

3. Calvin Johnson Goes Bonkers Against Dallas
            Megatron came up seven yards short of Flipper Anderson’s all-time single game receiving yardage record as my Dallas Cowboys choked away yet another victory. Not a bad week to own Calvin in a PPR league. Also big props to Matthew Stafford, who's ballsy quarterback sneak when everyone (including his own team) thought he was going to spike the ball was Marion-esque.

2. Obstruction Call Gives Game 3 to St. Louis
1. Final Out is a Pick-Off as Red Sox Even Series
            I would’ve been willing to bet that the Red Sox were done after the most notorious obstruction since Ray Lewis, but Johnny Gomes and Johnny Gomes’ beard changed the tide with one momentous swing.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Week 8 NFL picks

Once again, Ethan is M.I.A. (which might not be a bad thing, look at his picks last week), so we'll post his picks as soon as we have them.

5-2 San Francisco 49ers vs. 0-7 Jacksonville Jaguars (game in London)
            Not since President George W. Bush set foot on U.K. soil has an American entity more inept than the 2013 Jaguars traveled across the pond.

49ers (-15.5) over Jaguars

4-3 Dallas Cowboys @ 4-3 Detroit Lions
            I’ll openly admit I’m being a homer here, but if there’s anyone that Jason Garrett could actually out-coach, it’s Jim Schwarz.

Cowboys (+3) over LIONS

1-6 New York Giants @ 3-4 Philadelphia Eagles
            Five points feels pretty high for a team that has lost it’s last nine home games in a row.

Giants (+5) over EAGLES

3-4 Cleveland Browns @ 7-0 Kansas City Chiefs
            No team in the league has played a more charmed schedule than the Kansas City Chiefs. A week after drawing the third string quarterback for Houston, the Chiefs get to face Cleveland’s third string quarterback.    

CHIEFS (-7.5) over Browns

3-4 Buffalo Bills @ 5-1 New Orleans Saints
            The last time we saw the Saints, they were improbably pissing away a win at Foxborough. I’m guessing they’ll be plenty motivated after the bye, even if Jimmy Graham doesn’t play.    

SAINTS (-11.5) over Bills

3-3 Miami Dolphins @ 5-2 New England Patriots
            New England is 0-3 this year against the spread when facing AFC East opponents.

Dolphins (+7) over PATRIOTS

4-3 New York Jets @ 5-2 Cincinnati Bengals
            New York has rotated wins and losses every week of the season so far. Another loss is coming as they face one of the top defensive units in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.       

BENGALS (-6) over Jets

2-4 Pittsburgh Steelers @ 2-4 Oakland Raiders
            The Steelers have a weird history of losing whenever they travel to Oakland, but it stands to reason that they can’t let any game slip through the cracks the rest of the year. Professional

Steelers (-2.5) over RAIDERS

2-4 Washington Redskins @ 6-1 Denver Broncos
            The Redskins got lit up last week in the second half by Josh McCown. Last time I checked, Peyton Manning is significantly better than Josh McCown. This is a great bounce-back opponent for the Broncos after their first loss of the year.

BRONCOS (-13) over Redskins

2-4 Atlanta Falcons @ 3-4 Arizona Cardinals
            Arizona’s defense is good enough to capitalize on all of the players Atlanta has lost to injury.

CARDINALS (-2) over Falcons

4-2 Green Bay Packers @ 1-5 Minnesota Vikings
            We don’t like to poke fun at head injuries here, but when Josh Freeman was asked about what point in the game last Monday he sustained a concussion, he probably should’ve said pre-game warm-ups.

Packers (-9.5) over VIKINGS

6-1 Seattle Seahawks @ 3-4 St. Louis Rams
            A new gambling rule just created this week…never, EVER, bet on a team that just put out a feeler for Brett Favre.

Seahawks (-12) over RAMS
 

No Credentials Season = 51-54-3

Thursday Pick = 1-0

Ethan Season = 50-55-3
Thursday Pick = 1-0

Monday, October 21, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (10/18-10/20)

10. A Bunch of People I Didn’t Know Croak on “The Walking Dead”
            But who cares, there was the usual amount of gratuitous violence.

9. Auburn Batters Johnny Manziel, Pulls Off Upset at Texas A&M
            You can kiss any chance of a second straight Heisman for Johnny Football.

8. Grambling Football Players Refuse to Play
            Good for them, as it has been reported that there is mold in their practice facility, their weight training room is outdated even by high school standards, and the school forces the team to travel a ridiculous amount of miles on buses the night before road games.

7. Cardinals Spank Dodgers, Earn World Series Berth
            I’m trying to figure out if it’s fairer to compare the Cardinals to Jason Voorhees or the San Antonio Spurs. In the spirit of Halloween, I’ll vote for Jason.

6. Late Caution Seals Jamie McMurray Win at Talladega
            My wife really enjoys it when McMurray starts bawling in victory lane, so it was good to see McMurray snap his 3-year losing streak. Even more important was The Chase being reduced to a two-man show. Jimmie Johnson leads Matt Kenseth by four points with four races to go.

5. Florida State Demolishes Clemson
            College football blowouts don’t normally make it into this space, but when it involves the #5 team in the country destroy the third ranked team, we pay attention. It’s been a long time since Florida St. has been relevant, but they’ve debuted at #2 in the initial BCS rankings. 

4. Redskins Win Wild 45-41 Thriller Over Chicago
            Chicago losing Jay Cutler in the second quarter had a lot to do with Washington being able to steal this one. If Cutler is out for an extended period of time, you can write the Bears off the list of NFC playoff teams.

3. Brand New, Little Known Rule Gives Jets Upset Over New England
            Everyone will focus on the penalty that gave Nick Folk a second chance at winning the game in overtime, but the bottom line is the Jets outplayed the Patriots Sunday and deserved to win.

2. Colts Thank Peyton Manning, Then Beat Him
            It’s important not to overreact to a regular season game, but this did feel like a coming of age moment for Andrew Luck. Unfortunately, it came at a very high price, as future Hall of Famer Reggie Wayne is done for the year.

1. Shane Victorino Grand Slam Lifts Red Sox Into World Series
            Not since the $14 million grand slam hit by J.D. Drew in the 2007 ALCS has a less likely home run been hit for the Red Sox. Drew’s was still the most improbable moment (for those that don’t remember, he was atrocious during the 2007 season), but Victorino’s was the go-ahead slam to put the Red Sox into their third world series in 10 seasons.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Week 7 NFL Picks

5-1 New England Patriots @ 3-3 New York Jets
            I had the Jets penciled in here, but the return of Gronk is enough to vote for a Patriots cover.

Patriots (-4) over JETS
 

3-3 San Diego Chargers @ 0-6 Jacksonville Jaguars
            I have zero faith in the Jaguars (for obvious reasons), but asking a west coast team to follow up a Monday night game with a 1pm east coast game is a recipe for ruined suicide pools everywhere. Jacksonville might not have a better opportunity to win all year.     

JAGUARS (+8) over Chargers
 

4-2 Cincinnati Bengals @ 4-2 Detroit Lions
            Andy Dalton sucks. It’s a shame Tom Brady couldn’t inherit the Cincinnati receiving core.

LIONS (-3) over Bengals
 

2-4 Buffalo Bills @ 3-2 Miami Dolphins
            The Bills are your classic case of a fun home team that gets slaughtered on the road.          

DOLPHINS (-7.5) over Bills
 

4-2 Chicago Bears @ 1-4 Washington Redskins
            The last time this season I said I didn’t understand a line, it also involved the Bears, and they ended up getting run out of the gym by the Lions. Here’s proof that I don’t learn from past mistakes.

Bears (+1) over REDSKINS
 

3-3 Dallas Cowboys @ 3-3 Philadelphia Eagles
            The combined record of teams Philadelphia has beaten this year is 1-15 (that’s not a misprint). It’s not exactly the ’93 Cowboys that Chip Kelly’s group is going up against, but I still want to see them perform against an average team before I begin recommending them for betting.

Cowboys (+2.5) over EAGLES
 

3-3 St. Louis Rams @ 2-3 Carolina Panthers
            If the Panthers lose this week, they should fire Ron Rivera.

PANTHERS (-6.5) over Rams
 

0-5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ 1-4 Atlanta Falcons
            In a classic battle of two teams going nowhere, we’ll back the one that isn’t starting a third round pick at quarterback.

FALCONS (-7) over Buccaneers


4-2 San Francisco 49ers @ 3-3 Tennessee Titans
            Tennessee put up a valiant effort in Seattle last week, but there’s a long track record of teams performing worse the week after facing the physical Seahawks.

49ers (-4) over TITANS
 

2-4 Houston Texans @ 6-0 Kansas City Chiefs
            I don’t have many gambling rules, but here’s one…when a team is starting a quarterback you’ve never heard of on the road, and you’re getting less than a touchdown betting on the best defense in the league, you bet your life savings on it.

CHIEFS (-6.5) over Texans
 

3-3 Cleveland Browns @ 3-2 Green Bay Packers
            The spunky Browns will keep this close before Aaron Rodgers bails out the Packers with one of his classic 60-yard heaves.

Browns +10 over PACKERS
 

3-3 Baltimore Ravens @ 1-4 Pittsburgh Steelers
            I have no idea who to pick in this game. I guess I’ll take the points.

Ravens (+1.5) over STEELERS


6-0 Denver Broncos @ 4-2 Indianapolis Colts
            Don’t bet against Peyton Manning at night, especially when he’s returning to Indianapolis for the first time.

Broncos (-7) over COLTS
 

1-4 Minnesota Vikings @ 0-6 New York Giants
            Sadly, this game would get better TV ratings than a baseball playoff game if there was one being played on the same night.
 
GIANTS (-3.5) over Vikings


Ethan's Picks

Patriots, GRONK!!!
Jags, I think it is time for Rivers to lose 6 in a row.
Bengals, Lions slip out of first in the division.
Flipped a coin, Bills.
Bears
Eagles, I think it is pretty sad the Nick Foles is going to ruin the Cowboys season. Sad for Cam.
Rams
Atlanta, testicular fortitude of Matty Ice wins this game and against a team they should beat by a lot.
Titans, until I see something bright out of that asshole that spent most of his time kissing his biceps last year. (Editors note: there may be some residual fantasy sports resentment in that previous sentence...)
Chiefs, I see 2 pick 6s by the Chiefs coming.
Browns, I don’t think Rodgers can go with a Brady-ish receiving core.
Ravens
Broncos, I am calling it here, they go 16-0 but lose in the 2nd round of playoffs.
Vikings, I see AP running for 273 yards.
 
No Credentials and Ethan's Picks Last Week = 9-6
No Credentials Season = 45-44-3
Ethan Season = 47-42-3
Thursday Picks = No Cred 1-0, Ethan 0-1

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (10/11-10/14)

10. Another Buccaneer Goes Down With MRSA Infection
            Unfortunately, it was not Greg Schiano.

9. Texans Fans Had Something to Cheer For

            Unfortuantely, it was because Matt Schaub’s ankle nearly snapped in half. Lets try to stay classy Houson.

8. Jaguars Cover the Spread in Denver
            When they finish the season 0-16, at least they can hang their hat on covering the largest point spread in NFL history.

7. Packers Try to Choke, Hang on in Baltimore
            In what was an oddly paced game from start to finish, Green Bay was fortunate to escape with a win after losing both Randall Cobb and James Jones to injury. Cobb will miss the next six to eight weeks.

6. Missouri Hammers Georgia
            Missouri delivered their most impressive win since joining the SEC in 2012. Sadly, the price of victory was the loss of their starting quarterback.

5. Brad Keselowski Returns to Victory Lane
            In what has been a forgettable season for the 2012 season, it was great to see Keselowski out-duel Kasey Kahne for the win Saturday night.

4. Pitching Dominates NLCS
            We’re not sure if offense will show up at all for St. Louis or the Dodgers.

3. Saints Piss Away A Win in New England
            I don’t know if will ever fully process the sequence of events that resulted in New England still winning after turning the ball over on downs with three minutes to go, and throwing an interception with just over two minutes left. A truly bizarre ending that only half of the Gillette Stadium crowd stuck around to see.

2. Tigers Nearly No-Hit Red Sox in Game 1
1. Big Papi Game Tying Grand Slam Saves Red Sox in Game 2           
            The first two games of the ALCS brought back some memories from the epic ALCS and NLCS series in 2004. Detroit had all the answers in Game 1, but David Ortiz delivered a devastating blow in the bottom of the eighth that based on Game 3, appears to have swung the series.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Week 6 NFL Picks

            Our picks stunk last week. Unless you bet the exact opposite of what was posted on this page last week, you would’ve been better off setting your money on fire. To try to change the mojo up this week, we’re posting on my birthday, and the only birthday wish I want is to be over .500 for the season by the end of the week (actually that’s not true, but it looks good in writing).

5-0 CHIEFS (-8) over 2-3 Raiders

            Oakland’s only two wins this season came against the worst team of the last 25 years and at home in a game that started three hours later than any other football game normally would. This line should be 10.5.

0-4 BUCCANEERS (+2.5) over 2-3 Eagles
            Continuing a theme from the previous pick, Philadelphia’s only two wins came against the cellar dwellers of the NFC East. Tampa Bay sucks too, but they have to win a game eventually.

3-2 RAVENS (+3) over 2-2 Packers
            The Packers haven’t traveled well yet this season. If I could, I’d pick a push.

3-2 Lions (-3) over 3-2 BROWNS
            At some point, the insanity that is the 2013 Cleveland Browns has to come to an end.

1-3 VIKINGS (-2.5) over 1-3 Panthers
            This feels like a storybook, 250-yard rushing game by Adrian Peterson, based on today’s events. Best wishes to Peterson and his family.        

2-3 Rams (+8) over 2-3 TEXANS
            I’ll acknowledge more of a vote against Matt Schaub then confidence in the St. Louis Rams.

0-4 Steelers (+1) over 3-2 JETS
            This is the last week I stubbornly believe in the pathetic Steelers.

3-2 Bengals (-7) over 2-3 BILLS
            Had Buffalo penciled in before remembering that some guy named Thad Lewis is playing quarterback for them this week. Tough times.

4-1 SEAHAWKS (-13.5) over 3-2 Titans
            Echoing the point of the previous pick (lots of synergy this week), we’d like to wish R.I.P. to the 2013 Titans, who’s season will be submarined by the nuclear bomb that is Ryan Fitzpatrick.

5-0 BRONCOS (-27) over 0-5 Jaguars
            It’s more fun to cheer for a team to win by four touchdowns that it is to cheer for a team to not lose by four touchdowns. Not sure if that makes sense, but there you go.

3-2 49ERS (-10.5) over 3-2 Cardinals
            I don’t know what the under is, but if it’s higher than 35, you should bet it.

4-1 PATRIOTS (-1.5) over 5-0 Saints
            This is the last week I stubbornly pick against the Saints.

2-3 COWBOYS (-6) over 1-3 Redskins
            Dallas either blows Washington out, or loses in heartbreaking fashion. There’s no option C.

2-3 CHARGERS (+2.5) over 4-1 Colts
            After all of the other teams in the AFC South lose on Sunday San Diego will need this game a little more than the Colts will Monday night.


Ethan’s Week 6 Picks


Raiders
Eagles
Ravens
Lions
Vikings
Rams
Steelers
Bengals
Seattle
Jaguars
9ers
PATS!
Cowboys
Colts
Happy Birthday
 

No Credentials Last Week = 5-8-1 (ahh!)
Ethan Last Week = 4-9-1 (yikes!)
No Credentials Season = 36-38-3
Ethan Season = 38-36-3
Our Thursday Pick = 0-1

Monday, October 7, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (10/4-10/6)

10. President Obama Chimes in on Redskins Controversy
            I’d normally have no issue with Commander in Chief gave his two sense on a sports issue, but the last time I checked we are still in the middle of a government shutdown.

9. Dario Franchitti is Alive, No Fans Seriously Harmed in Scary Indy Car Crash
            Oddly enough, the reason Dario Franchitti moved to NASCAR many years ago was for the safety of the cars, but he returned to Indycar after experiencing very little Cup success. He escaped this wreck with a concussion, a fractured spine, and a broken ankle.



8. Georgia Saves Season, Knocks Off Tennessee in Overtime
            Aaron Murray delivered a fantastic performance, cobbling together a season-saving touchdown drive to send Saturday’s game into overtime. 

7. Athletics Win Pitchers Duel Against Justin Verlander
            We often mock no-hitters in this space, but a thrilling pitching duel is one of our more enjoyable baseball scenarios. The way Saturday night played out would certainly eat up a few minutes in a “Moneyball” sequel. After another win Monday, Oakland is one game away from earning the right to get slaughtered by the Red Sox in the ALCS.

6. Saints Move to 5-0
            The most under reported story of the 2013 season so far is how Rob Ryan has miraculously turned the Saints into a competent defensive team. 

5. Kevin Harvick Wins Another Crash Fest at Kansas
            Even more important than Harvick earning another victory in his final races with Richard Childress was Kyle Busch likely dropping out of championship contention. It’s going to take Talladega shakeup to get the 2013 title to anyone other than Matt Kenseth or Jimmie Johnson.

4. Pirates Take 2-1 NLDS Lead
            No Credentials nominates Pittsburgh as the current wearer of the “America’s Team” title. Unless you’re a die-hard Cardinals fan, there’s no way you can cheer against the Pirates.

3. Red Sox Demolish Rays, Take 2-0 ALDS Lead
            I’ll concede that two games isn’t much of a sample size in baseball, but there hasn’t been a more impressive team in the postseason than the Boston Red Sox.

2. Andrew Luck Leads Wild Colts Win Over Seattle
            In a game statistically dominated by the Seahawks, Andrew Luck went out and found another way to win. It’s time to recalibrate our AFC South rankings and put the Colts at the top of the list.

1. Denver Outguns Dallas 51-48   
            Fortunately for me, I was at work during this one, because if I watched it live my head would’ve exploded. We’ll find out next week if this was an encouraging or discouraging loss for the Cowboys, who are still tied for first in the pathetic NFC East.