Angels of Satan 3 - Bad Kids Television

            It’s been eight months since we’ve updated No Credentials readers on the ten most hate-able kids shows, and that’s a damn shame. We’ve expanded the list this time to include movies and music.

10. Ink Master

            All right, my son doesn’t actually watch this show, but my wife does, and Dave Navarro’s hair is atrocious enough to warrant a spot on this list. We do have to mention Oliver Peck though, who is in the discussion of people who are among the most 50 coolest individuals in the United States.

9. One Direction

            Led by John Stamos Jr. and some dude with weird hair, One Direction has been stealing the hearts of young adolescent girls for three years running. Unfortunately for me, my nieces introduced them to my three-year old, who doesn’t know any better yet.

8. Arthur

            The weird PBS run has continued at my house. Arthur is on the TV for roughly three seconds before we quickly change the channel.

7. Team UmiZoomie

            There’s a robot with a belly screen. That says all you need to know.

6. The Smurfs

            We’re talking about the crappy Neil Patrick Harris reboot, which despite earning a star and a half, somehow led to a sequel.

5. Noodle and Doodle

            Incredibly, this show hasn’t run out of shitty crafts to make out of construction paper.

4. Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood

            In the realm of shows that deal with tigers with severe anger issues, this show is tops on the list.

3. Annoying Orange

            One of the fatal flaws of the Internet is that there’s no one who can cancel an atrocious web series.

2. Caillou

            This bald asshole just won’t go away.

1. Sam and Cat

            What happens when you take two supporting characters from other shows, put them together in poorly thought out plots, a laughable theme song, miserable dialogue, surrounded by asinine characters? This train wreck.