Monday, December 26, 2011

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (12/23-12/25)

10. My Son Vomits All Over Our Car While Driving Christmas Eve
            Just incase you were ever wondering, traveling with a toddler sucks.

9. Miami Ruins Mavericks Title Celebration
            It’s safe to say that this game was much more important to Lebron James and the Heat than it was to the defending NBA champions. Nevertheless, an impressive performance by the Heat.

8. Knicks Barely Hang On Versus Pierce-less Celtics
            New York played hard and earned the win, but they shouldn’t feel to happy that a Boston team playing without their best player came back from 17 down at one point to make a game of it.

7. Packers Return to Form, Blast Bears
            Chicago had no answers for Aaron Rodgers, who tossed five touchdown passes. Green Bay’s defense is still suspect, but they won’t have a tough opponent until the NFC Championship Game.

6. Buffalo Bills Clobber God’s QB
            God must’ve been too busy getting ready for His Son’s birthday to support the Broncos Saturday.

5. Bulls Rally, Nip Lakers By 1
            Chicago fell asleep in the third quarter, but turned it on late to rally from 11 points down with less than four to play. Derrick Rose made the type of play MVPs make (although he loses points for blowing by Derek Fisher, because Julius Erving could probably trot out on a court today and blow by Derek Fisher) to win the game.

4. Giants Stomp Jets, Brandon Jacobs Almost Stomps Rex Ryan
            Would beating up Rex Ryan have been worth 50 fantasy points for Jacobs?
       
3. Presents
2. Family
1. Christmas
            I hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday.

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