I’ll let the following video explain the irony of this situation.
9. Tebow Gets in the Game, Almost Leads Comeback Against Chargers
If Tebow doesn’t start in two weeks after the Broncos have their bye week, I’m not sure there’s enough marijuana in Denver to subdue angry Denver fans.8. Jimmie Johnson Dominates Kansas, Within Four Points of Championship Lead
Probably should save time and just start calling Jimmie “Six-Time”.7. Ben Roethlisberger Tosses Five Touchdowns in Steelers Rout of Tennessee
My worst of three fantasy teams is very thankful that Ben Roethlisberger finally decided to show up this season. 6. Milwaukee Brewers Win Game 1 of NLCS
The folks in charge of the Brewers bandwagon were nice enough to let me on it despite the fact that my cholesterol level is significantly lower than their average fan.5. Tiger Wood Has Hot Dog Thrown At Him While Lining up Putt
As strange a headline as that is, the most bizarre part is that the person who tossed the dog wasn’t a female.4. The Philadelphia Eagles Stink
Philadelphia is further proof that signing a bunch of big names doesn’t create instant chemistry. We saw it in the NBA last year during the Miami Heat’s first 15 games. Unfortunately, the Eagles don’t have an 82-game season to figure things out.3. “The Firm” Goes Bonkers, Leads Patriots Over Jets
I was at Gillette Stadium back in October of 2008 when Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis made his first appearance in a regular season game for the Patriots. New England was hammering Denver on a Monday night (which was a pisser for me because I had three Broncos going on my fantasy team that week. I was down by 25 points or so going into the game, and those four Broncos combined for 12). Due to alcohol consumption, it sounded like the stadium announcer was saying seven names after Green-Ellis’ first carry. It was easily the most entertaining moment of the night (other than the crowd booing Matt Cassel, who got sacked eight times. I wish I could’ve talked to Chiefs fans before he signed with them). I don’t think any of us there that night expected Green-Ellis to become so relevant that he would earn a nickname, or that he would someday run for 136 yards and two touchdowns against the Jets.
2. Chris Carpenter Out-Duels Roy Halladay, Knocks Out Phillies
How excited must the executives of FOX be now that the World Series will be without the Red Sox, Yankees, and Phillies? 1. Oakland Raiders Honor Al Davis, Steal a Win in Houston
I’m too young to remember Al Davis being more than just a punching bag for sports columnists. People questioned if Davis was actually a sea monster. Some even wondered if he had actually died ten years ago. My most memorable Davis moment was when he awkwardly bashed former Raiders Head Coach Lane Kiffin during a press conference a few years back. Instead of writing a long, Wikipedia-esque paragraph about what Al Davis met to the game of football, I’ll let current Raiders Head Coach Hue Jackson explain what Davis meant to the Raiders.
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