Monday, July 25, 2011

Things Most NFL Fans Will Avoid Now That the Lockout is Over

Here is a hodge-podge list of things most NFL fans will not be stuck doing now that football will happen on Sundays (and Monday nights, and sometimes Thursday and Saturday nights too...damn no wonder my fiancee gets so sick of football) this fall/winter.

Yardwork (the leaves will blow away on their own)
Watching September MLB Games (you'll be lucky to find more than three games a day that will have an impact on the playoffs)
Spending Time With Family (that's what the other six days of the week are for)
Reading a Good Book (boring)
Viewing Fall Foliage (oh wait I forgot, only people over the age of 73 do that)
Preparing For Fantasy Hockey (it's more fun to wing it and draft European defensemen you've never heard of anyway)
Doing Homework (this isn't a critical item. Most students can find plenty of things to do instead of homework)
Shopping ("Honey, here's the debit card. Please just leave enough money so our rent check doesn't bounce...have a good time!")
Watching the Chase For the Cup (I don't need to watch Jimmie Johnson win AGAIN)
Doing Anything Productive (that would take away from paying attention to your fantasy teams. Notice I wrote "teams")

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