My Christmas List

With the holidays rolling around, I thought it would be fun to post a Christmas list. These are all things that I hope can happen within the next year or so. Without further ado…

 

I wish that the NFL would keep their regular season schedule at 16 games.

I wish that “FOX News” would be forced to have its name changed to “FOX Conservatives”, and that MSNBC would be changed to “The Left Side”.

I wish that MLB would implement a salary cap, as opposed to having it’s entire infrastructure relying on the Yankees or Red Sox going deep into the playoffs to draw big TV ratings.

I wish that the Miami Heat would get rid Chris Bosh and find a couple dudes that could get a damn rebound and block a couple shots (as a fan of basketball I wish that. As a fan of the Celtics I hope they keep trotting out Bosh and his 7.9 rebounds and 0.7 blocks per game).

I wish that Gary Bettman could figure out that having less NHL teams in the southern part of the United States, and more teams in Canada, makes a lot of sense.

I wish that Tiger Woods would get his mojo back (golf mojo that is. Just wanted to be clear on that).

I wish that Jerry Jones would pay Bill Cowher eleventy billion dollars to coach the Dallas Cowboys.

I wish that Landon Donovan would be allowed to play in a European soccer league, as it would do much more to improve soccer’s popularity in the United States as opposed to him wasting away in the sub-par MLS.

I wish that Jay Leno, Chris Berman, Brett Favre, Kate Gosselin, and television show “The Sing Off” would go away. Permanently. They don’t have to die or anything; just get out of the public eye. Forever.

 

I wish that Obama, or Sarah Palin, or Martians, or anybody would destroy the BCS and create a college football playoff.

I wish that “Days of Thunder” would be released on Blu-Ray.

I wish that NASCAR would have their main series be sponsored by cigarettes again instead of a cell phone company. It was way more fun when it was “The Winston Cup Series”.

I wish that Caillou would grow hair (sorry to those of you that don’t have small children that probably don’t understand that line. You’re just going to have to trust that it’s a good wish).

Lastly, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.