Showing posts with label Pittsburgh Penguins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pittsburgh Penguins. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

2014 Stanley Cup Playoff First Round Picks

     For the rare breed that enjoys both basketball and hockey (I'm proudly in this group. No need to hate one or the other in my book), the first half of the best stretch of the sports year begins tomorrow night. We haven't followed hockey as closely since the end of the Olympics, so even more than usual, take these picks with a grain of salt.

Western Conference

#4 San Jose Sharks vs. #5 Los Angeles Kings
            You don’t bet on Sharks in April, unless they are deep in the Pacific Ocean matched up against a manatee. Kings in 6

#3 St. Louis Blues vs. #5 Chicago Black Hawks
            Interesting match-up here, as you have the two top teams from the first two thirds of the season facing off in an unlikely first round match-up. Chicago was ravaged by injuries, but should be back to full strength with Patrick Kane returning to the lineup. How soon he shakes the rust off will determine Chicago’s chance of moving on. St. Louis choked away the Central Division with six straight losses, but teams have sputtered into the postseason before and then turned it on for a deep playoff run. This will be the best series in the West, and we see it going the full seven. Advantage to the team not needing a bunch of injured dudes to return at 100%. Blues in 7

#2 Colorado Avalanche vs. #7 Minnesota Wild
            It’s cool to have Colorado back as a competitive team. Apparently all it took was putting their best players from their hey-day in the late-90s in management gigs (we love Joe Sakic and Patrick Roy, anyway we can get Forsberg involved?) to return the team to relevance. Only Los Angeles scored fewer goals among the remaining playoff teams during the regular season than the Wild, and unfortunately Minnesota doesn’t trot out Johnathan Quick in goal. We think the next generation of Aves take care of business in round 1. Avalanche in 4

#1 Anaheim Ducks vs. #8 Dallas Stars
            The Ducks are solid, and Dallas doesn’t possess the necessary depth on the blue-line to contain them. Tyler Seguin (remember him Bruins fans? He only had a career year this season) is talented enough to steal a game, but Dallas will be lucky to push this to 6. Ducks in 5

Eastern Conference

#5 New York Rangers vs. #6 Philadelphia Flyers
            This shit is going seven games, and New York employing Henrik Lundqvist was the tiebreaker for me. Rangers in 7

#3 Tampa Bay Lightning vs. #4 Montreal Canadiens
            Here’s your best goalie match-up of the first round, with Vezina Trophy candidates Carey Price and Ben Bishop facing off. Tampa Bay’s 2013-14 campaign is criminally underrated, as they were able to hold the fort down even after shipping a disgruntled Martin St. Louis to New York. However, we expect Gold Medal winning goalie Price to stand on his head and steal a Game 7 on the road. Canadiens in 7

#2 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #7 Columbus Blue Jackets
            Pittsburgh wobbled into the postseason, and Columbus is better than you think after posting the fifth best goal differential in the Eastern Conference. Here’s our upset special. Blue Jackets in 6

#1 Boston Bruins vs. #8 Detroit Red Wings
            At first glance, it looks like a bad draw to end up with the Red Wings in Round 1, but Nicklas Lidstrom isn’t walking through that door. Steve Yzerman isn’t walking through that door. Boston will roll. Bruins in 4

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Bruins-Penguins Eastern Conference Finals Preview and Prediction


            We’re busting out the “tale of the tape” method to determine who will win the right to face the Western Conference winner for the Stanley Cup.

 

Forwards
            Both teams are deep, but when you have the star power that Pittsburgh has, it’s no contest. Figuring out how to slow down both the Crosby and Malkin lines will be Boston’s toughest challenge.

Advantage = Penguins


 

Defenseman

            At first glance, you want to say Boston. They have Zdeno Chara, one of the few defenders on Earth that have a chance of slowing down Sidney Crosby, along with a cast of role players that play solid team defense. However, when you look at the other side, you have Kris Letang, arguably the top offensive defenseman in the game. If I were guaranteed that Wade Redden and Andrew Ference would be 100% for this series, it would be advantage Boston. With that not being the case, we’ll call it a draw.

Advantage = Push


Goaltending
            Tuuka Rask isn’t the second coming of Patrick Roy (his Game 4 against New York was so atrocious it had some New Englanders asking if Tim Thomas was available), but Pittsburgh’s goaltending is the Achilles heal of the team. Longtime starter Marc-Andre Fleury was benched after a lackluster performance in round 1 against the Islanders. While Tomas Vokoun has been solid in net since replacing him, one would have to wonder how long of a leash he has if the Bruins light him up in the first few games of the series.

Advantage = Bruins


Special Teams

            Barring a goalie collapse, here’s where the series gets decided. Pittsburgh was the second ranked team on the power play during the regular season, but only five other teams were worse than them at killing penalties. Boston was the fourth best team on the penalty kill, but only four teams were worse than them at scoring power play goals. The Bruins would be best served avoiding the penalty box, as Pittsburgh has already netted 13 power play goals in 11 playoff games. To put things in perspective, Brad Marchand leads the Bruins with 3 power play assists. Pittsburgh has five players who have at least three assists, with the Letang/Malkin/Crosby trio netting 7-6-5. When you trot sharpshooters like Jarome Iginla, James Neal, and Chris Kunitz around the quality of playmakers the Penguins have, it makes for a deadly attack.

Advantage = Penguins


Coaching
            I’m taking Claude “The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman” Julien over any coach not named Mike Babcock in the NHL. I love that guy.

Advantage = Bruins


Home Crowd
            Two great hockey towns here, but if I have to nitpick, I don’t like that all too often the Penguins go with the “white out” and dress all their fans in white t-shirts. That and the stirring rendition of the National Anthem just a day after the Boston Marathon bombing earns the Bruins an uncontested win in this category for the next three years against any city not named Toronto.

Advantage = Bruins


Local Announcers

            Jack Edwards is a fucking idiot, and an embarrassment to the city of Boston.

Advantage = Penguins


Prediction
            Boston is going to beat and batter the Penguins, but there’s just too much talent on the other side. Look for Pittsburgh’s juggernaut power play to be the difference in this series.
 
Penguins in 7 over Bruins

Monday, May 27, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (5/24-5/26)

10. FOX Camera Wire Snaps, Injuring Fans, Damaging Cars, and Delaying Race
            No word yet on who is to blame for the malfunction, but I have a feeling FOX will claim it has something to do with liberals.

9. Cain Velasquez Destroys Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva
            Using my betting strategy from the Kentucky Derby, there is no way I would pick a dude nicknamed “Bigfoot” to win a championship fight.

8. Nico Rosberg Wins Monaco GP
            I caught the last 18 laps of this one (kudos to NBC for broadcasting it live, a first for network television in the United States), and came way thinking that it would be really cool to hang out in Monaco.

7. Anibal Sanchez Comes Up 2 Outs Short of Second Career No-Hitter
            The Twins trotted out four players with batting averages that were .212 or worse Friday night. Reason number 93,481 why we need to get MLB hitters back on the juice.

6. Bayern Munich Wins the Champions League Final
            I have nothing in the form of substantial analysis to offer on this event, but here are my takeaways.

a.       This is the second week in a row a soccer championship has been won, and made the weekly top 10.

b.      Bayern Munich will play for another championship next week.

c.       It was pretty cool that two German clubs were playing for the title in an English stadium. Sehr gut!
 
      d.  Someone needs to message me and explain why there are 5,254,192 soccer trophies.
           
 
5. Penguins Beat the Piss Out of Ottawa, Advance to Eastern Conference Finals
4. Bruins Finish Off Rangers
            Finally, Boston gets to exact revenge for what Ulf Samuelsson did to Cam Neely in the 1991 Conference Finals.


            Crosby and Malkin better have their heads on a swivel.

3. Pacers Hang on For Game 2 Win in Miami
            Indiana’s triumph in Miami would’ve been #1 if Miami didn’t beat the living shit out of them Sunday night. It was fun for 48 hours when people thought there was actually a chance the Heat wouldn’t make the finals.

2. Kevin Harvick Steals Another Crown Jewel Event, Wins Coca-Cola 600
            I think I ranked Harvick in the low teens in my pre-season NASCAR column. With his second win of the year (virtually assuring him a spot in the playoffs), he’s quickly added that to the long list of poor No Credentials predictions.

1. Tony Kanaan Finally Wins the Indianapolis 500
            While not as noteworthy as the failures of the Andretti family over the years at Indy (they are 1 for 69 as a family, which is remarkable when you consider that Mario and Michael were two of the greatest Indy Car drivers of all time), Tony Kanaan has been snake-bit at the Brickyard for the last decade, routinely having a fast car, but being unable to reach victory lane. A perfectly timed pass before a caution assured him of finally breaking through.


           This post concludes another riveting season of weekend reviews. Check No Credentials all summer long for thoughts on the NBA Finals, the Stanley Cup Finals, MLB, and the NFL team previews. The weekend review will return to recap Week 1 of the NFL season in September.

Monday, May 20, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (5/17-5/19)

10. Atletico Madrid Stuns Real Madrid to Win One of 683 Soccer Trophies Given Out Every Year
            Anything involving pretty-boy Cristiano Ronaldo getting thrown out of a game while his team loses, I’m down with.

9. Bob Burnquist Wins 24th X Games Medal
            Burnquist was one of the top skaters back in the early days of the Tony Hawk video games, so how he’s still getting it done all these years later, I have no idea.

8.  San Jose Scores Season-Saving Overtime Win Over Kings
            Going down 3-0 to the defending Stanley Cup winners wouldn’t of been a recipe for success. Still think L.A. will take care of business though.

7. Miguel Cabrera Posts a 3-Dinger Game
            About the only way someone will make this list during the last sporting event of the weekend (NFL season not included) is hitting three home runs in one game. I’m sick of pitchers flirting with perfect games, so that wouldn’t even cut it anymore.

6. Jimmie Johnson Wins Another All-Star Race
            By all accounts this event was virtually unwatchable, but it serves as an excuse to link to one of No Credentials favorite video clips, the end of the 1992 Winston.



5. Orb Finishes Fourth in the Preakness
            The perils of being pinned to the rail.



4. Sidney Crosby’s Hat Trick Leads Penguins to 2-0 Series Lead Over Ottawa
3. Facing 3-0 Hole, Ottawa Rallies to Win Game 3 in Double Overtime
            Crosby was brilliant on Friday, but it was the goalie’s turn to shine in Game 3.

2. Boston Beats the Hell Out of the Rangers, Take 2-0 Lead
            No Credentials is looking forward to the inevitable confrontation between the Bruins and Penguins.

1. Pacers Eliminate Knicks
            There’s some measure of irony that New York City’s greatest high school player was responsible fore the end of the 2012-13 Knicks.

Monday, May 6, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (5/3-5/5)

10. Hanley Ramirez Lands on the DL…Again
            I hope his fantasy owners enjoyed the 11 at-bats they got out of him, because that’s probably all they’ll get until June.

9. Regan Smith Makes Daring Move to Win Nationwide at Talladega
            I’d bitch about NASCAR making the Nationwide guys drive in the dark, but they crash so much anyway I don’t think the extra light really matters.

8. Thunder Put Away Pesky Rockets
7. Knicks End an Era in Boston
            Those 48 hours when everyone was pumped about an NBA team coming back from a 3-0 deficit for the first time were pretty fun.

6. Grizzlies Eliminate Coaching-Deficient Clippers
            Assuming Chris Paul doesn’t sign with another team, losing in the first round and getting to can Vinny Del Negro will probably be the best thing that could’ve happened to the Clippers.

5. Penguins Win Wild Game 3 in Overtime
            You have to give the plucky Islanders credit for giving Pittsburgh a fight in Games 2 and 3, but expect the Penguins to win the next two.

4. Thunder Hold Off Grizzlies For Game 1 Win
            Is it possible that it took the Thunder a couple of games to recalibrate their offense without Russell Westbrook? If they hold serve in Game 2, you can book the Thunder for a date with the Spurs in the Conference Finals.

3. David Ragan Scores Improbable Victory at Talladega
            NASCAR was bailed out for some horrendous decision making (namely, restarting the race after 90% of the crowd had gone home, forcing the cars to run in the dark at 200 mph) by Front Row Motorsports miraculous march through the field on the final lap.

2. Pacers Steal Game 1 at Madison Square Garden
            Indiana is one of the few teams in the NBA that can make the Knicks pay for playing Carmelo Anthony at the four.

1. Orb Wins a Muddy Kentucky Derby
            I’d like to thank Normandy Invasion for giving No Credentials a solid ten seconds where we thought we’d actually make money.

                         

Monday, March 4, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (3/1-3/3)

10. Kyle Busch Dominates Nationwide Race at Phoenix
            Because you know, it’s a good thing when an established Sprint Cup driver dominates a second tier race.

9. Rick Finds Morgan on “The Walking Dead”
            Unfortunately, Morgan was off his rocker.

8. Real Madrid Knocks Off Barcelona For the Second Time in a Week
            Surprisingly, pretty boy Cristiano Ronaldo actually got the better of Lionel Messi for a change.

7. Joe Flacco Inks Largest Contract in NFL History
            Not to take away from Flacco, who had an incredible postseason, but I could think of 12 to 15 quarterbacks I’d rather have starting for my team instead of him next season.

6. Blackhawks Extend Point Streak to 22 Straight Games
            I don’t think we’ve seen a hockey team play this well since the late-90s edition of the Detroit Red Wings.

5. Magic Johnson Offers Lebron James $1 Million if He Wins Dunk Contest
            No Credentials has been suggesting that cash should be used as the primary motivator for all exhibition events involving professional athletes, so kudos to Magic Johnson for making the offer.

4. Heat Net 14th Straight Win in Madison Square Garden
            The Knicks jumped out to a 16-point first half lead, but it wasn’t a large enough cushion to hold off Lebron James. Miami pushed the streak to 15 games tonight.

3. Penguins Win 7-6 Barnburner in Montreal
            Who needs an NHL All-Star team when these two teams combined for 80 shots Saturday night.

2. Carl Edwards Brings Back the Back Flip, Wins at Phoenix
            I think everyone can agree that NASCAR is a way more fun when Cousin Carl is relevant.

1. Bruins Score 3 Times in Third, Stun Lightning
            Sunday night’s loss to arch rival Montreal put a damper on the weekend, but Boston’s efforts at home Saturday afternoon should not be forgotten.

Monday, April 16, 2012

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (4/13-4/15)

10. Jacoby Ellsbury Dislocates His Shoulder in Red Sox Home Opener
            When Jacoby Ellsbury last dealt with a significant injury early in the 2010 season, he missed roughly 85% of the games. Red Sox fans should be on edge.

9. Oklahoma City Demolishes Sacramento Kings Friday Evening
            Here’s your “Shameless Plug of the Team That No Credentials Picked in the Sportsbook Survivor Pool”, sponsored by Geico.

8. Lakers Sweep Season Series With Mavericks Without Kobe Bryant
            Much has been made of the late-season surge by the Boston Celtics (and rightfully so. Against all odds Boston is now a legitimate title contender), but what about their long-time west coast rivals? Ramon Sessions has stabilized the backcourt, and the Gasol/Bynum tandem has stepped up while Kobe Bryant deals with a shin injury.

7. Greg Biffle Wins a Snooze-Fest at Texas
            The race ended with 234 consecutive green flag laps, which was an outcome that no one other than Greg Biffle must’ve been thrilled with. 

6. Canucks Bench Roberto Luongo
            Unfortunately for Vancouver, a switch in goalies didn't prevent the number one seed in the west from going down 3-0 against the Kings. 

5. Blackhawks Cap Wild Game 2 Comeback With Overtime Goal
            NASCAR had nearly put me into a coma Saturday night, but thankfully I regained consciousness in time to see the wild ending to the Blackhawks-Coyotes game. Is there anything worse than blowing a one-goal lead with 5 seconds left in regulation and then losing in overtime? 

4. Red Sox Take 3 Out of 4 Over Tampa Bay
            It’s hard to call a series in April vital, but this one was pretty close to that for Boston. They needed to make a statement against one of their two rivals in the AL East. They’ll go for the sweep in the Patriots Day game Monday morning. 

3. Predators Win First Playoff Game at Joe Louis Arena, Lead 2-1 Over Red Wings
            Game 3 was filled with solid defense and stellar goaltending from Nashville’s Pekka Rinne. In other words, it was the exact opposite of the third game of the Penguins-Flyers series.

2. Flyers Drop 16 Goals on Penguins in Two Games, Take 3-0 Series Lead
            Thank God that birth control’s effectiveness isn’t equal to Marc-Andre Fleury’s save percentage in the playoffs so far, otherwise there would be significantly more unplanned pregnancies. The Penguins look like a team that has lost all composure, even resorting to hair pulling at the end of Sunday’s game. 

1. Bruins Regain Home Ice Advantage With Game 3 Win in Washington
            As someone supporting the Bruins, I would’ve appreciated it if they took a break from playing cardiac hockey and won 4-1 Monday evening, but I guess a Chara goal with 2 minutes left to win the game is all right.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Barely Informed 1st Round Stanley Cup Playoff Picks


Eastern Conference

#1 New York Rangers vs. #8 Ottawa Senators
            I’ll set the tone for this post with the following sentence…Craig Anderson stinks.

Rangers over Senators 4-1

#2 Boston Bruins vs. #7 Washington Capitals
            Washington has choked so many times as a top seed that it is tempting to pick them when no one believes in them. Unfortunately for them, their goaltending situation is the worst of any team in the playoffs. Facing an unrelenting Bruins offense that is three lines deep is not the opponent Washington wanted to draw in the first round. It will take a super human effort from Alex Ovechkin for the Capitals to pull off an upset. I don’t see Claude “The Door-to-Door Vacuum Salesman” Julien letting that happen.

Bruins over Capitals 4-2

#3 Florida Panthers vs. #6 New Jersey Devils
            Has there ever been a better fourth place team in a division than the 2011-12 New Jersey Devils? Martin Brodeur and company probably could care less, especially with their favorable first round match up. Florida did everything it could to give the Southeast Division away to Washington down the stretch.

Devils over Panthers 4-0

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Philadelphia Flyers
            Here is by far the best first round match-up (on paper anyway). If Sidney Crosby were still on the shelf, these teams would be mirror images of each other talent wise. A healthy Sid the Kid will be the difference in a classic first round series.

Penguins over Flyers 4-3

Western Conference

#1 Vancouver Canucks vs. #8 Los Angeles Kings
            Kings goalie Jonathan Quick is good enough to steal this series, but the lack of offensive depth will cripple them in the end. Daniel Sedin’s return from a concussion should be the boost Vancouver needs to win a close series.

Canucks over Kings 4-3

#2 St. Louis Blues vs. #7 San Jose Sharks
            Folks will be tempted to pick the Sharks based on reputation alone (after years of choking in the playoffs, they have made it to the Western Conference Finals the past two seasons), but this Blues team is for real. They are a Western Conference version of the Bruins (minus a scary looking 6-10 dude from Slovakia on the blue line) that has three legitimate scoring lines. San Jose is a stud winger short in this series.

Blues over Sharks 4-2

#3 Phoenix Coyotes vs. #6 Chicago Blackhawks
            Mike Smith was the MVP of both championship teams in the fantasy hockey leagues I played in this season (and also the reason the team I guaranteed would win a fantasy hockey championship was relegated to a fourth place finish), and quietly was the most surprising player in the NHL. The fact that a guy who was best known as being a complete head-case when he was with Tampa Bay (his Yahoo player picture from three or four years ago supported that sentence) somehow rebounded to become one of the ten best goalies in the league is remarkable. With all that said, Smith and the Coyotes ended up with a tough draw against Chicago. There will be more Blackhawks fans at the games in Arizona than Coyotes fans. Phoenix is resilient, but expect Chicago to win in 6.

Blackhawks over Coyotes 4-2

#4 Nashville Predators vs. #5 Detroit Red Wings
            If it weren’t for Jimmy Howard’s troublesome groin, Detroit would at least have earned a 3-seed. Betting on Howard’s health isn’t a very safe proposition, but that’s what we will do here.

Red Wings over Predators 4-2 

Monday, March 26, 2012

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (3/23-3/25)

Programming Note: I spent about 15 hours drafting fantasy baseball teams last night, then worked all day, and then played basketball (Camsanity struck again), so we're experimenting with a new format this week that involves me being extra lazy (something I'm a veteran at). Here we go.

10. Just incase you forgot, Pat Robertson is still a dumbass.  




6. Knicks crush Pistons, No Credentials advances in Sportsbook’s $20,000 survivor pool (I’m not even going to link to that, because only myself and 426 other gambling degenerates gave a damn about this game).





1. Tiger Tiger Woods Y’all!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

NHL Mid-Season Rankings

            Here’s a list that basically ranks which team is most likely to win the Stanley Cup as of this very moment (11:30pm Sunday night to be exact). It’s not necessarily indicative of where a team’s rank is based on points. Feel free to agree or disagree in the comments section below this list.

30. Columbus Blue Jackets
            I’m not sure how a team was able to put together a roster that had literally one trade-able asset (LW/RW Rick Nash), but Columbus has done it. The only thing that could save this sorry franchise is contraction.

29. Anaheim Ducks
            There are college teams with better defensemen than what Anaheim is trotting out onto the ice every night. I have goalie Jonas Hiller on one of my fantasy teams, and it’s a minor miracle if he faces less than 30 shots in a given night.  

28. Carolina Hurricanes
            Carolina is the Eastern Conference version of the Ducks. I have Cam Ward on the same team as Hiller, so I typed that previous sentence with confidence.

27. New York Islanders
            I was going to make a bunch of jokes about Rick DiPietro and how he’s on year eight of his thirty-four year contract, but then I remembered that he was from Maine. 

26. Calgary Flames
            Jarome Iginla has only one year left on his contract after this season. Someone needs to man up and set Iggy up with a Ray Bourque type opportunity to win a Stanley Cup.

(EDITORS NOTE: I think I’ve drafted Iginla onto a fantasy hockey team four of the last five years or something. I love the guy. He was co-captain of my 2007-08 championship winning team, and I’ve had a soft spot for him ever sense. Has he lost a step? Sure, but if you paired him with a top-flight center, Iginla still has the ability to dominate a game. It doesn’t make sense for the Bruins to make a run at him, but maybe a dark horse team like Florida or Los Angeles can pull the trigger on a deal)

25. Tampa Bay Lightning
            The Golden State Warriors of the NHL. Steven Stamkos and company can light the lamp, but it’s hard to win when you score five goals if your goalies give up six.

24. Montreal Canadiens
            Poor Carey Price can’t buy a break. When the team was good, Price was a liability. Now that he’s matured into a legitimate top-flight goaltender, his team sucks.

23. Edmonton Oilers
            Do you realize that Ryan Nugent-Hopkins was born in 1993? I remember shit that happened in 1993. I’m getting old.

22. Phoenix Coyotes
            Somehow Team Bankruptcy has remained sort of relevant even after trading Ilya Bryzgalov away. I hope someday we move this team to a place (Quebec or Hartford?) where fans will actually give a crap about it. The players on this team have given it all for three years running now, and deserve better fan support.

21. Colorado Avalanche
            Colorado needs to get goalie Semyon Varlamov going. They surrendered a first round pick to Washington for him (a pick which has a good chance of being in the top-10), and if they don’t establish Varlamov as their franchise net minder, they will have set the franchise back at least two years.

20. Winnipeg Jets
            I don’t think Winnipeg will sneak into the playoffs (they are too poor on the road), but there’s a few things to be excited about. I’ll list them because I enjoy lists immensely.

  1. Ondrej Pavelec isn’t the most consistent goalie, but when he’s on, good luck getting a puck past him. If Winnipeg can improve their roster over the next three years, expect Pavelec’s development to mirror the Jets’ improvements.
  2. Evander Kane has arrived. He’s on pace for close to 40 goals, looks all the world like the second coming of Jarome Iginla, and he’s not even legally allowed to drink alcohol in the United States.
  3. This team is finally playing in front of an enthusiastic home crowd. Winnipeg would probably be as bad as Anaheim or Carolina if it weren’t for their awesome home-ice advantage. Kudos to the fans for coming out to support this very young team.

19. Buffalo Sabres
            Buffalo is kind of like the fat-free version of the Boston Bruins, which is a problem when you are in the same division as the Bruins and you get your ass kicked by them on a semi-regular basis. The Sabres could desperately use a goal scorer to help Thomas Vanek. It’s a shame they couldn’t extract the “NHLPA ’93” version of Alexander Mogilny and put him on the ice.

(RANT ALERT: Jeremy Roenick rightfully gets most of the love in regards to best video game hockey player of all time, but one can’t forget the exploits of Mogilny on those Sabres teams. Mogilny couldn’t play a lick of defense, but could skate from one end of the ice to the other in approximately 1.6 seconds. He was even more devastating on the offensive end than players like Jaromir Jagr or Wayne Gretzky)

18. Ottawa Senators
            Ottawa is currently inside the top 8 in the East, but expect shoddy goaltending to eventually catch up with them. Senators’ fans have to be pumped about the development of defenseman Erik Karlsson. He’s on pace to post 74 points from the blue-line at the age of 21.

17. Dallas Stars
            Here’s another team that played way over it’s head in the first half of the season, and is now slowly slipping out of playoff contention. Improving the team across the board up the middle of the ice (center, defense, and goalie) is imperative for the Stars to return to glory.

16. New Jersey Devils
            Die-hard Devils fans (like Elaine’s on-again off-again boyfriend Puddy) would be quick to point out that New Jersey is fifth in the Eastern Conference (as of Sunday), and should be much higher on this list. However, New Jersey has been bailed out this season by the shootout. The Devils have eight shootout wins, which is four more than any team in the Eastern Conference. That translates to eight extra points (you earn one point for an overtime loss, two for a shoot-out win). New Jersey has only won 15 games in regulation or regular overtime, which is one more than the pathetic Hurricanes. New Jersey might sneak into the playoffs, but look for them to get their doors blown off by whoever they are playing.

15. Los Angeles Kings
            Los Angeles has given up the sixth fewest goals in the NHL, but unfortunately has the least amount of goals scored of any team in the league. The Kings have arguably one of the most valuable trade chips in the league (back-up goalie Jonathan Bernier, who is blocked from a full-time gig by Jonathan Quick), so perhaps L.A. will pull the trigger and add a top-flight winger to pair with Anze Kopitar.

14. Minnesota Wild
            A 1-7-2 run the last 10 games has dropped Minnesota from first to seventh in the western conference. The Wild are another team that could use some more firepower, but would be wise not to part with valuable young assets in a foolish attempt to win a Stanley Cup.

13. Nashville Predators
            Minus the part about the 1-7-2 record, you could repeat the same paragraph I wrote for the Wild in regards to Nashville. Nashville does have tremendous depth on defense (in both the NHL and their minor league club), so it would be more reasonable for them to make a move to acquire more scoring.

12. Florida Panthers
            Florida’s emergence this season has been the most shocking so far of any team in the Eastern Conference. Before getting injured, Jose Theodore was a stabilizing presence in net, while free agent acquisition Kris Versteeg has helped give the Panthers a dynamite first line. The Panthers have tons of young assets both in the AHL and at the junior levels, so the future will only get brighter for Florida.

11. Toronto Maple Leafs
            Toronto can both score a bunch, and get scored on a bunch. Better goaltending is the only difference between them and a team like Tampa Bay. GM Brian Burke is never afraid to make a deal, so don’t be shocked if the Maple Leafs make a huge splash before the trade deadline.

10. Washington Capitals
            Washington is tenth in the East right now, so ranking them tenth in these power rankings is pretty aggressive. However, they are only four points out of first in their own division, and seem to be slowly righting the ship under new coach Dale Hunter. Don’t be shocked if the team ships disgruntled winger Alexander Semin out of town.

9. St. Louis Blues
            The best dark horse candidate to win the Stanley Cup this year. St. Louis is second in the Western Conference right now despite having a 0-5 record in shoot-outs. Brian Elliott has been playing out of his mind since the start of the season, and if he sputters, former Canadiens playoff hero Jaroslav Halak is there to step in. St. Louis doesn’t have any top-flight scorers, but has enough offensive depth to consistently put pressure on the opposing goalies. It’s fair to say that the Blues are a homeless man’s version of the Boston Bruins. If David Perron gives St. Louis a big second half, he could have a Tyler Seguin-like impact the rest of the way.

8. Pittsburgh Penguins
            Sure they’ve lost four straight. They are again without Sidney Crosby, who’s been dealing with the longest headache in NHL history. Pittsburgh will right the ship behind Evgeni Malkin in time for the playoffs. They’ll probably finish anywhere between fourth and eighth in the East, but they will not be a fun first-round opponent for anyone.

7. Philadelphia Flyers
            Philly has quietly dealt with a ton of adversity this season, but has finally found a groove since losing Chris Pronger for the season. Ilya Bryzgalov is the first stud goalie this team has had since the days of Ron Hextall. If their offense is intact going into the playoffs, Philadelphia could pose the greatest threat to the Boston Bruins in the East.

6. Chicago Blackhawks
            Chicago is the highest-ranking club on the list that doesn’t have a top-flight goalie. It looks like the Blackhawks are willing to let Corey Crawford try to regain his form of a year ago, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they make a play for Evgeni Nabokov.

5. San Jose Sharks
            It’s easy to forget about the Sharks (mostly because they usually fold like a tent in the playoffs), but this edition of the Sharks is much more dedicated on the defensive end. That’s normally a good formula to follow come April and May.

4. New York Rangers
            Brad Richards may not be having the best statistical season of any free agent signing from last summer, but he has delivered the goods for the Rangers. His presence has allowed the Rangers to throw two potent lines out on the ice (Richards and Marion Gaborik don’t play together unless the Rangers have a power play). Goalie Henrik Lundqvist has done a masterful job of holding the fort while New York awaits the return of defenseman Mark Staal.

3. Detroit Red Wings
            The Red Wings have been uncharacteristically bad on the road this season, but still possess as much offensive depth as any team in the western conference. Jimmy Howard has taken two steps forward after a down year last season, and Nicklas Lidstrom has managed to squeeze out one more quality season.   

2. Boston Bruins
            Before I get flooded with hateful messages, I’ll let my readers know that Boston was penciled in to the number one spot on this list before they lost to the Canucks yesterday. I fully expected the Bruins to regress this season, and be lucky to have a seed better than sixth in the East. However, they have fully overcome the Stanley Cup hangover and have been clobbering teams left and right. The emergence of Tyler Seguin gives Boston an A-quality player that looks to be the face of the franchise for years to come. Even more importantly, Boston has the best back-up goalie in the NHL. Tuukka Rask could probably start on a regular basis for more than half the league. It will be fun seeing a team try to knock the Bruins off in a seven-game series. Boston is so deep offensively, with three lines that can score consistently, and defensively, that it will be hard for a team not to wear down against them. Unless they run into a hot goalie, it will be hard for the Bruins not to make it to the Stanley Cup Finals again.

1. Vancouver Canucks
            After a rocky start, the Canucks are firing on all cylinders. Roberto Luongo is showing no signs of the funk that led to him riding the pine for a stretch during the first month of the season. Ryan Kesler shook the rust off after off-season surgery, and as always, the Sedin twins are laying claim to the title of best pair of athletic twins in sports history. Much like Boston, Vancouver also has enough faith in backup goalie Cory Schneider that they can feel comfortable if Luongo were to suffer an injury. It’s boring to pick last years Stanley Cup Finals participants as the top two teams right now, but that’s where things look like they are going this season.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Uninformed 1st Round Stanley Cup Playoff Picks

            As I’ve aged, hockey and I have steadily grown apart. I didn’t mean for it to happen, but with the 2004-05 lockout, and the difficulty in finding a game that involved two teams other than the Bruins, it’s been a very hard league to follow the last five years.

When I first moved into my own apartment, I was able to purchase the Time Warner Digital Cable package, and for the first time, was able to watch Versus. This led to a torrid affair between the Stanley Cup Playoffs and myself for the first time since Martin St.Louis led the Lightning to the Cup in 2004 (not a romantic affair, that phrase just means I watched an awful lot of hockey). Versus aired playoff games every night for two months. It felt like getting together with an old girlfriend (you know, the part where you remember all the best parts of her and forget why you broke up with her in the first place?). The outstanding final that year between Pittsburgh and Detroit capped off a fantastic spring. Unfortunately though, hockey faded to the background again when the 2008-09 regular season started and it was again difficult to find games. I've still kept an eye on hockey from a distant, and am now ready to offer to the world my official uninformed Stanley Cup 1st Round Picks.  

                   

EASTERN CONFERENCE


#1 Washington Capitals vs. #8 New York Rangers
            Washington isn’t quite the offensive juggernaut it was in past seasons, but that may actually be a good team. An increased focus on defense has led the Capitals to giving up the fourth fewest goals in the NHL. As long as young goalie Michal Neuvirth is competent, Washington should be able to overpower the Rangers. I’ll be shocked if they go down in the first round as a top seed for a second straight year.
            Prediction = Capitals in 5

#2 Philadelphia Flyers vs. #7 Buffalo Sabres
            Buffalo was fighting for their playoff lives the second half of the season, and rose to the challenge by finishing the year on a 28-11-6 run. All-world goalie Ryan Miller (of 2010 Olympic fame) is more than capable of stoning a superior club for a seven game series. Philadelphia patched together their goaltending situation last year, but I don’t think they’ll be able to pull it off two years in a row.
            Prediction = Sabres in 7

#3 Boston Bruins vs. #6 Montreal Canadiens
            It seems like there is a rule that these two teams need to meet every single year in the NHL Playoffs. Maybe these two franchises are magnetically attracted to each other. As if the series needed any more juice, we are just a month removed from Zdeno Chara’s devastating hit on Max Pacioretty. Boston has looked like a team that is on a mission to avenge their epic choke against the Flyers in last year’s playoffs. Look for Montreal to bring plenty of fight, but the more physical Bruins will wear them down eventually.
            Prediction = Bruins in 7  

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Tampa Bay Lightning
            What Pittsburgh has done in without superstar centers Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin has been remarkable. Marc-Andre Fleury has been outstanding the past two months, but has been all or nothing the past few seasons in the playoffs. Tampa Bay has a huge edge on the offensive end of the ice, but needs to get solid goaltending out of journeyman Dwayne Roloson. He’s done it before back in 2006 when he backstopped the Edmonton Oilers to the Stanley Cup Finals. Look for him to provide steady enough play to get Tampa Bay into the second round.
            Prediction = Lightning in 6

WESTERN CONFERENCE

#1 Vancouver Canucks vs. # Chicago Blackhawks
            Vancouver would probably much rather be playing Los Angeles as opposed to the defending Stanley Cup champions, but this is not the same Blackhawks team that knocked the Canucks out of the playoffs the past two seasons. I expect the Sedin twins and Roberto Luongo to power the Canucks into the second round.
            Prediction = Canucks in 5

#2 San Jose Sharks vs. #7 Los Angeles Kings
            I would’ve been all over the Kings in this series, but the loss of star center Anze Kopitar crushed them. San Jose has struggled in past seasons during the playoffs, but they couldn’t of asked for a better set-up here.
            Prediction = Sharks in 4

#3 Detroit Red Wings vs. #6 Phoenix Coyotes
            Phoenix pushed Detroit to seven games before losing to them in the first round a year ago. Coyotes’ goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov is the key. If he significantly outplays opposing goaltender Jimmy Howard (which isn’t that much of a stretch), Phoenix is capable of stealing this series. Detroit will be in real trouble if they don’t get Henrik Zetterberg back at any point after game 2.
            Prediction = Coyotes in 6

#4 Anaheim Ducks vs. #5 Nashville Predators
            This series is a tough one for me. On one side, you have 50-goal scorer Corey Perry, and Teamu Selanne, who is somewhere between 38 and 64 years old. On the other, you have badass defenseman Shea Weber and the breakout goalie of the year, Pekka Rinne. Most experts that I’ve read are choosing the Ducks, but I’m throwing my weight (what littler there is of it) behind the dude named Pekka and the Nashville Predators.
            Prediction = Predators in 7