Evidently, one playoff win in seven seasons is worth $108 million. Somewhere on Earth, Tom Brady threw up in his mouth when he heard of this signing.
9. Miami Heat Sit Lebron and Wade Against Spurs
The
last team these two teams met, Greg Popovich sat his best players and earned a
$100,000 fine. I don’t think the Heat will suffer the same fate.
8. Sidney Crosby Takes a Puck IN THE FACE
Normally an injury to the best player in the world
wouldn’t make the list, but at least he didn’t suffer a concussion.
Crosby will be back for the Stanley Cup Playoffs.7. Houston Astros Win First Game in the American League
Good for them, because this is likely the most games over .500 the Astros will be all season.
6. Syracuse Suffocates Marquette Makes Final 4
Marquette should be embarrassed to only put up 39 points in a regional final.5. Baylor Women Lose in Sweet 16
Easter Sunday was a tough day for those of you that like watching tall women dunk.
4. Michigan Pulls Off Improbable Sweet 16 Overtime Win
Over Kansas
The
Wolverines, which looked like a team that could easily be beaten by #13 South
Dakota St., have suddenly caught fire on their way to the Final 4. 3. Wichita St. Knocks Out Annoying White Point Guard For Ohio State, Makes Final Four
No one will miss Aaron Kraft than CBS announcer Clark Kellogg.
2. Louisville Crushes Duke
Impressive effort by the tournament’s top seed, which had to overcome watching a teammate suffer a compound fracture.
1. Andrea Dies on “The Walking Dead”
Thank goodness she croaked, otherwise this would’ve
been a completely worthless season finale.
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