For all my years of watching auto racing, I don’t recall a time when a tire got into the seats and didn’t kill at least one person. We’ll discuss this event, and the public perception of the top story on our list, later this week.
9. Caution Flag Gives Johnny
Sauter Truck Series Win at Daytona
I
had planned to rip NASCAR for not letting the trucks race to the checkered flag, but arguing against safety seemed pretty ignorant after
the events of Saturday.
8. Golden State Debuts Short
Sleeve Jerseys
The Warriors looked
pretty stupid in their new shirts, but at least they were able to pull out an overtime win over the top team in the NBA.
7. Ryan Braun Homers
in First Spring Training At-Bat
I’d spend more time mocking Braun for all his links to potential steroid use if he wasn’t one of the pillars of my keeper
league team.
6. Manti Te’o Faces the Music at the NFL Combine
Predictably, the NFL brass wasn’t very sympathetic for Te’o getting cat-fished.
He didn’t help his cause by running a 4.82 40 today either.5. Ronda Rousey Arm Bars Liz Carmouche
In other words, the girl with the pretty face and the big arms beat the girl with the ugly face and the big arms.
4. #2 Miami Upset By Wake Forest
Here’s
this weeks installment of “Big Time College Basketball Upset That No Credentials Doesn’t
Give a Shit About”, sponsored by ACME. Although on a side
note, how the hell did the Miami Hurricanes get ranked second in the nation in
men’s basketball?
3. Alex Ovechkin
Drops a Hat Trick on New Jersey
It’s hard to believe that
the man once regarded as the second best hockey player on Earth hadn’t netted 3 goals in a game in over two years.
2. Kobe Bryant Shows Up Mark Cuban
After
dropping 38 points, 12 boards, and 7 assists, Kobe
had the right to tweet “AMNESTY THAT”.
1. Jimmie Johnson Wins 2013 Daytona 500, Danica
Patrick Finishes 8th
Some folks called this race boring, but at least a car didn’t end up in the seats.
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