You can kiss the 2012-13 season goodbye with the announcement that their biggest moneymaking event (even more so than the Stanley Cup Finals) has been eliminated.
9. The Hammer of God Will Return
It would’ve
been a shame for Mariano Rivera’s career to end while
shagging foul balls in batting practice.
8. Fear the Beard
James
Harden’s start with the Houston Rockets would’ve been #3 on this list if it
weren’t for him running out of gas against Portland Saturday night, mostly
because he’s on both of my fantasy teams.
7. Jimmie Johnson
Wins Slugfest Over Brad Keselowski at Texas
Let it be known that Keselowski had this race in the bag if
he didn’t slide too far into his pit box with 58 laps to go. Who know that pitting behind Danica Patrick could be so treacherous.
6. Oregon and USC Combine for 113 Points
For
those unfamiliar with the game of football, that’s a lot of fucking points.
5. Ray Allen Completes Game-Winning Four Point Play
Allen’s
game-winning shot was a sum of all fears play for the rest of the NBA.
Lebron James drove to the basket, Allen’s man left to help, and James hit him
for a wide-open three. Allen doesn’t even need to move on this team. 4. Lori and T-Dog Bite the Dust on “The Walking Dead”
If we can get confirmation that Carol croaked, that’s the three most unlikable characters killed off. The only thing that would've made Sunday's episode better was Lori's fetus being a zombie and eating her from the inside.
3. Notre Dame Prevails in Triple Overtime
There isn’t a more compelling team week-to-week in college football than Notre
Dame. Expect the fun to last two more weeks before they get their doors blown off by USC.
2. Down 10 in the Fourth, Steelers Make a Statement Against Giants
Ben Roethlisberger served Eli Manning a piece of his own medicine, engineering some fourth quarter magic. Pittsburgh has reestablished themselves as legitimate Super Bowl contenders.
1. Alabama Makes Stunning Comeback at LSU
Les Miles
was the unofficial MVP of the game for Alabama. If it wasn’t for multiple horrendous decisions, LSU pulls
off the upset.
As the fantasy owner of rookie Doug Martin, I am disappointed that his 4 touchdown, 272 all purpose yards effort didn't make this list.
ReplyDeleteHe was penciled in but then Lori and T-Dogg died on "The Walking Dead".
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