10. Utah’s Jeremy Evans Wins Slam Dunk Contest
Jeremy
Evans was nearly booed off the court after his first dunk. It’s a broken system
if this guy somehow
won the worldwide fan vote.
9. Daytona 500 is Postponed For First Time Ever
Read
this article by Ed Hinton for a fun story about how the media used to think Big
Bill France made a deal with God, and
how it ran out Sunday.
8. Ryan Braun Joins Brewers Spring Training
Braun
could hit 95 home runs this year, and that still wouldn’t be more impressive
than getting his 50
game PEDs suspension reversed.
7. Red Sox Ban Alcohol From Clubhouse
No
word yet on whether or not a ban
on fried chicken is coming next.
6. Robert Griffin III Runs 4.41 40 Yard Dash
I’m
not big on the NFL Combine, but a 4.4 40 by
a quarterback is ridiculous.
5. Rick Grimes Saves Shane’s Life For Some Reason on “The
Walking Dead”
Rick
picked Shane up from a bus surrounded by walkers just minutes after Shane tried
to throw a metal wrench at his skull. He’s a bigger man than I.
4. James Buescher Survives Crash Fest, Wins Nationwide
Race at Daytona
In a
scene straight out of Days of Thunder, Buescher dodged
10 wrecking cars to claim his first career NASCAR win. Crazy.
3. Kevin Love Nips Kevin Durant in 3-Point Shootout
Rarely
do two superstars fight for victory in the 3-point contest, but that’s what
fans got Saturday night. It was the best match-up the NBA could’ve gotten.
2. Anthony Davis Goes Bonkers, Helps Kentucky Seal
SEC Title
28 points, 11 boards, and six
boards are monster stats in
a college game (unless your name is Lew Alcinder. Then it would just be
mediocre). Davis is the clear number one pick in the upcoming NBA Draft.
1. Lebron is the Goat Again, West Wins 152-149 in NBA
All-Star Game
Lebron James was brilliant during the East’s furious
fourth quarter rally, but all of the talking heads are going on and on about
him throwing the
ball away with five seconds left.
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