Friday, June 10, 2011

The Ultimate NASCAR Starting Grid, Part 2

            After reading Ed Hinton’s 12-part series on who would make the field of the ultimate Indianapolis 500 (if you like open-wheel racing check it out here), I was inspired to construct a similar list for NASCAR. This is part two of a four part series that will list who would make the ultimate 43-car starting grid. If you missed part 1 of this series, click here.
            To spice it up a little bit, I tried to look at individual seasons as opposed to overall careers. For example, instead of simply plugging in Richard Petty, I am taking Petty from the year that I thought was his best. A driver could only qualify once for the list (this prevents five years of Jimmie Johnson from clogging up the ranks). In order to make it, a driver had to accomplish at least one of four things.

  1. Win the Winston/Nextel/Sprint Cup Championship
  2. Win a bunch of races
  3. Have some form of cultural impact (in other words, does anyone remember them?)
  4. Have been the main character in a motion picture

Without further ado, here is the second set of 11 drivers to make the cut.

33. Kyle Busch, 2008, #18 M&Ms Toyota
            Kurt’s little brother can be a real douche, but there’s no questioning his talent behind the wheel of a racecar. After Rick Hendrick decided to replace Kyle with Dale Earnhardt Jr. for the 2008 season, Busch came out with a vengeance driving for Joe Gibbs. After dominating that year’s Daytona 500 (before Ryan Newman stole it), Busch went out and won 8 of the first 26 races. Unfortunately, things came totally unraveled for him in The Chase, and he ended up a disappointing 10th in the final standings. If we do a list like this again in 10 years, No Credentials should have a couple of Kyle Busch championship seasons to choose from.
            Just for grins and giggles, watch how Kyle treated his Hendrick Motorsports replacement during the spring race at Richmond.



32. Dale Earnhardt Jr., 2004, #8 Budweiser Chevrolet
            With all the worry over whether NASCAR’s most popular driver will win a race again, it’s hard to remember what made him so popular in the first place. 2004 cemented him as more than just a legacy child, as he won six races during the season (a third of his career total), including an emotional Daytona 500 win. NASCAR hasn’t been nearly as much fun as when Dale Jr. was driving the ultra cool Budweiser Chevrolet.



31. Terry Labonte, 1996, #5 Kellogg’s Chevrolet
            The only reason Jeff Gordon didn’t win four straight titles was the remarkable consistency Terry Labonte displayed during the 1996 season. Labonte only won two races, but an 8.2 average finish gave him the ability to take advantage of Gordon’s late season swoon. Texas Terry doesn’t get enough credit for stealing the ’96 Winston Cup. 

30. Ernie Irvan, 1994, #28 Texaco-Havoline Ford
            Ernie earned the nickname “Swervin’ Irvan” for all of the crashes he was involved in early in his career. He was so aggressive that Irvan apologized to his fellow competitors before the 1991 Diehard 500. He had some moderate success driving the #4 Kodak Chevrolet (including a win in the 1991 Daytona 500), but his career took off when he was signed to become Davey Allison’s replacement in the famous Robert Yates #28 Ford.
           


Irvan got off to a fast start in 1994, winning two of the first four races. He added a 3rd win at Sears Point, and continued to lead a ton of laps throughout the summer. He would’ve had a large point lead over Dale Earnhardt if not for two races that got away from him. In the 1994 race at New Hampshire, I remember sitting in the stands watching Irvan get involved in a crash with a lapped car while leading. Despite missing the entire back half of his car, Irvan drove back to the lead before getting collected in another crash that knocked him out of the race.
            The second race was the inaugural running of the Brickyard 400. Irvan had swapped the lead several times with Jeff Gordon before cutting a tire down with five laps to go.



            Irvan entered the August race at Michigan only 27 points behind Dale Earnhardt. During an early Friday morning practice session, Irvan’s right front tire exploded, causing his Thunderbird to careen head on into the turn 2 wall at 170 mph. He was given only a 10% chance to survive head and lung injuries he sustained during the crash. Miraculously, he survived and restarted his career late in the 1995 season, only to have it end four years later at the same track after a very similar practice crash.
            I won’t sit here and say Irvan would’ve won the championship if not for the crash, but he certainly would’ve had a damn good shot at it. Despite missing the final 11 races, Ernie still led more laps than any other driver in 1994. He definitly would've pushed Earnhardt all the way to the series finale at Atlanta that year. We were robbed of a great championship battle.

29. Buddy Baker, 1980, #28 Napa/Regal Ride Shocks Oldsmobile
            Buddy Baker didn’t win the Winston Cup Championship in 1980. In fact, he only ran 19 of the 31 races that season. However, check out the silver #28 car he drove to victory in that year’s Daytona 500.



            The car was quickly dubbed “The Gray Ghost”. Fellow drivers complained that they couldn’t see him coming in the rearview mirror because his car blended in with the asphalt. If that Oldsmobile grew wings and flew overseas to bomb a Middle Eastern country, I wouldn’t be surprised.

28. Benny Parsons, 1973, #72 Dewitt Racing Chevrolet
            Parsons only won a single race in 1973, but his consistent top-5 finishes earn him a place on this list. Not to mention that NASCAR broadcasts were a lot more fun when BP was in the booth.



27. Mark Martin, 1990, #6 Folgers Ford
            Martin is the most famous runner-up in the history of NASCAR. He’s finished second in the season ending standings a record five times (1990, 1994, 1998, 2002, 2009), and was beaten by a bumper by Kevin Harvick at the 2007 Daytona 500. We could’ve chosen Mark’s 1998 season to include on this list, when if not for a superhuman season by Jeff Gordon he would’ve won the title, but instead we’ll take 1990. If not for a 46-point penalty given to him at Richmond for an illegal carburetor spacer (which NASCAR acknowledged didn’t improve the performance of his car), Martin would’ve beaten Dale Earnhardt by 20 points in the final season standings. Instead, Martin was a runner-up by 26 points.



26. Kurt Busch, 2004, #97 Sharpie Ford
            Kyle’s older brother will never get enough credit for winning the first Chase, probably due to the fact that he was nearly 300 points behind Jeff Gordon after the last race of the regular season. Nevertheless, Busch did what he needed to do the final 10 races to beat both Gordon and Jimmie Johnson for the title.

25. Dale Jarrett, 1999, #88 Ford Credit Ford
            Jarrett’s season started with his car rolling over in the Daytona 500, but Jarrett went on to dominate the rest of the 1999 season. DJ so thoroughly dominated K-Mart 400 at Michigan that he was apologizing in victory lane for stinking up the show.

24. Rusty Wallace, 1989, #27 Kodiak Pontiac
            Long before he was a terrible ESPN commentator, Wallace was one of the best drivers on the circuit in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s. Earnhardt fans would argue that Rusty would’ve lost the championship in 1989 if not for a getting spun out on the last lap at North Wilkesboro by Ricky Rudd, but they should also remember the Mark Martin story from 1990 that I told three drivers earlier. You win some you lose some.



23. Ricky Bobby, 2006, #26 Wonder Bread Chevrolet
            “If you ain’t first, you’re last” may not make a whole lot of sense (because as Ricky’s father eventually says, you can finish second, or third, or fourth…), but I’m not sure if anyone could’ve written a better motto for a fictional NASCAR driver than that.


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