We took the week off last week (the Cowboys did have a bye week after
all), but we’re back with a sentence or two about every NFL game this weekend.
Browns @ Falcons
We
here at No Credentials are overjoyed that avid pot smoker Josh Gordon is back
on the field. Fans of the blog (all six of you) will remember us waxing poetic
about him a year ago when he was carrying three of my fantasy teams to glory.
Fearless Gordon forecast against the shitty Falcons = 6
receptions, 126 yards, 2 touchdowns
Titans @ Eagles
A
valuable lesson was learned by the masses last week…don’t trust Mark Sanchez
two straight weeks to lead your fantasy football team. The Titans are crappy
enough that LeSean McCoy should limit the amount of impact the Sanchize has
this week.
Lions @ Patriots
Friend
of the blog Ethan Hedrick will be at Gillette Stadium for this one. That has no
relevance to anything, but I thought I would note it.
Packers @ Vikings
Green
Bay needs to thank their lucky stars that Packer destroyer Adrian Peterson had
his suspension extended, although it’s hard to imagine that the Vikings
would’ve been galvanized by A.P.’s return. In other words, we don’t know if Peterson’s
absence will help or hurt the Vikings.
Jaguars @ Colts
The
over/under for this one is 50.5. Indianapolis might cover that by themselves.
Bengals @ Texans
Houston
kicked Andy Dalton’s ass two years in a row in the playoffs, and the Texans actually
looked decent last week with Ryan Mallet under center.
Buccaneers @ Bears
Under
normal circumstances this game would only have an impact on the order at the
top of the 2015 NFL Draft, but the NFC South is so terrible the Bucs still
could run the table and make the playoffs.
Cardinals @ Seahawks
At some
point Seattle has to wake up and kick someone’s ass.
Rams @ Chargers
Once upon a
time San Diego actually looked like a legitimate threat to make a run to the
Super Bowl. Now they can’t block, have no runningbacks, and their defense is
garbage. Better luck next year.
Dolphins @ Broncos
Losing two
of your top three receiving threats within one quarter is never a good thing,
so we’re pinning last week’s pitiful effort in St. Louis on that. We expect
Denver to right the ship this week.
Washington @ 49ers
Sadly, this
one might have to be renamed “The Over-rated Mobile Quarterbacks Bowl”.
GIANTS (+4) over Cowboys
With a huge
game coming up on Thanksgiving against the Eagles, don’t be shocked to see the
Cowboys looking a little unfocused for three quarters of this game. If they do
win, it will be by no more than three points.
Jets vs. Bills
One has to
pity the poor Bills, who after ceding a home game to Toronto for several years,
now have to play a home date in Detroit because of The Snowpocalypse.
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