Nuclear Holocaust
This
would be the most embarrassing, as human hands would bring the end of the
world.
Errant Passes By New York Jets’ Quarterbacks
Is
it possible that we could get concussed to death? The plucky trio of Sanchez-Tebow-McElroy would be the ideal
candidates to attempt it.
Alien Invasion
A
bunch of spaceships appearing in orbit would be fun for about two minutes, until
they started frying us with advanced weaponry. For grins and giggles, here’s a
list within the list showing what would be my favorite alien invaders.
5. Martians,
“Mars Attacks!”
4.The Galactic Empire, “Star Wars”
3. The aliens from “Independence Day”
2. Xenomorph, “Alien” franchise
1. The
Borg, “Star Trek”
A Kanye-Kardashian Fetus
Odds are high that this fetus would morph into a black hole, sucking all life into it.
Zombie Outbreak
Enough
people in this country play “Call of Duty”, so maybe we’ll have enough trained
citizens to eventually survive a zombie apocalypse.
Justin Bieber/Taylor Swift Duet Album
All
of the anguish over botched relationships by these two dimwits would surely
create enough bad vibes to shift a tectonic plate or two.
Sun Going Supernova, Vaporizing the Earth
No
one would survive, but it would be painless. At least, I think it would (nerds
correct me if I’m wrong!).Polar Shift Resulting in an Ice Age
Couldn’t we all just wear a jacket?
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