I can now say that I’ve lived through Y2K, The Rapture, and the Mayan Apocalypse. I look forward to the next doomsday prediction.
9. Nick Swisher Joins the Indians
This
doesn’t have any relation to real-life, but I thought it would be a good time
to mention that Nick Swisher was one of the main components I gave away in a
4-for-1 deal for Buster Posey in the No Credentials keeper league.
8. Lionel Messi Ends 2012 With 91 Goals
For
those not in the know, that’s a lot of fucking goals.
7. Temple Knocks Off
#3 Syracuse
Here’s your obligatory mention of a big college basketball upset that I really don’t give a shit about, sponsored by
Mentos.
6. Calvin Johnson Sets Record For Single-Season Receiving
Yardage
Glad
something positive came out of the poop
sandwich that was the 2012 Detroit Lions.
5. Dirk Returns
We’ll
ignore the fact that the Spurs beat Dallas by 29 points and simply
celebrate the return of the big goofy German.4. Vikings Stun Texans
I’d like to formally apologize to anyone whose fantasy football fate depended on or Adrian Peterson Arian Foster.
3. Andrew Luck Leads Colts Back to Postseason
They are going to lose by 25 to the Ravens in the Wildcard Round, but a playoff appearance in his rookie season with his less than stellar supporting cast is a stunning accomplishment.
2. Cincinnati Eliminates Steelers, Earns Wildcard Berth
Fortunately
this game didn’t happen on 12-21-12, or
else the world surely would’ve ended.
1. Cowboys Rally, Still Lose to Saints in Overtime
I’m overjoyed that the Giants choke job ensures that the Cowboys will blow another Week 17 opportunity to win the NFC
East.
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