RAMS (+1) over Steelers
This game
will be decided by three points or less. I guess we’ll take the point.
VIKINGS (-2.5) over Chargers
Adrian
Peterson looked pretty good last week. We expect him to go Supernova against
San Diego.
Buccaneers (+6.5) over TEXANS
I
can’t wrap my head around the fact that a team quarterbacked by Ryan Mallett is
favored to win by a touchdown.
JETS (-2) over Eagles
The
Jets are going to blitz the living hell out of Sam Bradford.
PANTHERS (-8) over Saints
New
Orleans is a car fire. Carolina might only score ten points and still cover the
spread.
PATRIOTS (-14) over Jaguars
I
let myself down by not backing the Jaguars for one more game last week (they
should’ve covered in Week 1 if not for an awful pick-6 by Blake Bortles). There’s
back-door cover potential here, but we’re still picking the Patriots.
RAVENS (-2.5) over Bengals
It’s
disheartening for No Credentials that our pick to represent the AFC in the
Super Bowl this year is playing a must-win game in Week 3.
BROWNS (-3.5) over Raiders
Last
week’s Steelers-49ers game was further proof of the peril west coast teams face
when they play 1 p.m. east coast games. That’s why this line is at least a
point higher than you think it should be, and why the Browns will still cover.
Colts (-3.5) over TITANS
We’re
guessing an AFC South opponent is just what the Colts need to right the ship.
COWBOYS (+1.5) over Falcons
Atlanta’s
lack of a pass rush combined with the Cowboys’ elite offensive line means
Brandon Weeden should have ample time to “beautifully” throw the football
(Jerry Jones’ words, not mine).
49ers (+6.5) over CARDINALS
We
may have under estimated Arizona (can someone ask Carson Palmer to pee in a cup
already?), but Niners-Cardinals games historically have been close affairs.
SEAHAWKS (-14.5) over Bears
The line
would have to be over three touchdowns for me to even consider taking Chicago.
DOLPHINS (-2.5) over Bills
Buffalo
shouldn’t be favored by half a point over the Dolphins on a neutral field. I’ll
gladly accept the half-point discount here.
Broncos (-3.5) over LIONS
We
have no idea what to make of Peyton Manning, but that shouldn’t matter Sunday
night against a Lions team that looks ready to implode.
PACKERS (-7) over Chiefs
It’s
been ten days, and I feel like that has allowed the general public to forget
how demoralizing Kansas City’s loss at home to Denver was. Now tasked with
playing at Lambeau Field, we don’t like their chances Monday night.
Week 2 = 8-8
Thursday = 1-0 (second straight bullshit cover on
Thursday Night Football)
Season = 17-15-1
Spread Picks By Team
In our new
weekly installment, I’ll update my record of picking games for each team. For
example, I picked the Saints to cover against the Buccaneers. They didn’t, so I
lost. Conversely, I picked the Cowboys to cover on the road at Philly. That did
happen, so my pick is a win. You get the idea.
Redskins = 3-0
Browns = 2-0
Eagles = 2-0
Packers = 2-0
Vikings = 2-0
Lions = 2-0
Falcons = 2-0
Seahawks = 2-0
Rams = 2-0
49ers = 2-0
Patriots = 1-0-1
Steelers = 1-0-1
Giants = 2-1
Bills = 1-1
Titans = 1-1
Cowboys = 1-1
Dolphins = 1-1
Jets = 1-1
Texans = 1-1
Chiefs = 1-1
Chargers = 1-1
Bears = 1-1
Ravens = 0-2
Bengals = 0-2
Colts = 0-2
Jaguars = 0-2
Raiders = 0-2
Saints = 0-2
Buccaneers = 0-2
Panthers = 0-2
Cardinals = 0-2
Broncos = 0-2
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