Tuesday, October 7, 2014

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (10/3-10/5)

10. The Patriots Aren’t Dead
            So quit your bitching New England.

9. Arizona State Drops USC With Last Second Hail Mary
            Cue video!



8. Matt Kemp Delivers Game 2 Win for Los Angeles
            After Clayton Kershaw was rocked in Game 1, the Dodgers needed someone to make a play to even the series. Kemp delivered with an eighth inning dinger.

7. Orioles, Royals Punch Tickets to ALCS
            This might be the first playoff series that I will legitimately be rooting for both teams to win.

6. Cowboys Blow a 10-Point Fourth Quarter Lead, Still Win in Overtime
            Rough estimates by our crack research staff say that Dallas has lost in this exact scenario roughly 300 times in the last decade. Funny things are happening Big D.
           
5. Peyton Manning Tosses 500th Career Touchdown
            Nothing else to do here other than tip your cap and say “Omaha”.

4. Cleveland Browns Successfully Complete Largest Road Comeback in NFL History
            Reportedly, it will still count even though it occurred against the Titans.
           
3. Mississippi State Routs Texas A&M  
2. Ole Miss Shocks Alabama
            Saturday may have been the greatest day in the history of Mississippi.

 1. San Francisco Giants Win Longest Postseason Game Ever
            In a game where there were more innings played (18) than hits (17), No Credentials was desperately hoping a shipment of HGH could be split among both clubhouses. Surprisingly, Washington was able to bounce back from this soul crushing defeat to win Game 3.

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