Monday, January 7, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (1/4-1/6)

10. Dwight Howard Rips Teammates
            Translation…Dwight thinks Kobe is a real asshole.

9. Browns Whiff in Attempt to Land Chip Kelly
            I can’t figure out how the hottest NFL coaching prospect would turn down the chance to coach a 29-year old second year pro quarterback.

8. Some Guy Named Alan Anderson Scores 27 Points For My Fantasy B-Ball Team
            You have to love it when you strike waiver wire gold.

7. United States Wins Gold at the World Junior Championships
            Incredibly, this wasn’t the best news of the weekend for American hockey fans.

6. Johnny Manziel Destroys Oklahoma
            Should we just cancel the 2013 college football season and give the national championship to Texas A&M right now?

5. Packers Dominate Ponder-less Vikings
            For a long time, I wondered what would happen if Joe Webb got to start in a big game. Sadly for Vikings’ fans, we found out.
          
4. Arian Foster Drags Texans Into Divisional Round
            Of the four bye week teams, none is more excited than the New England Patriots. They’ll deliver the knockout blow to the struggling Texans this weekend.

3. Holy Shit, the NHL is Back
            Like finding a $20 in the wash, hockey will return sometime after Martin Luther King Day. It’s hard to tell who’s more excited about it, Canada or the NBC Sports Network.

2. Mike Shanahan Tries to Sacrifice Robert Griffin III
            There’s no other way to put what happened Sunday afternoon in Washington. You can probably write off RGIII for at least half of the 2013 season.

1. Ray Lewis Wins Final Home Game
            Lewis delivered the goods, racking up 13 tackles in his final appearance in Baltimore. The Ravens will have to win two on the road to make it to the Super Bowl.

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