Showing posts with label Kansas City Chiefs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kansas City Chiefs. Show all posts

Saturday, January 16, 2016

2016 NFL Divisional Round Saturday Picks


Chiefs (+5) over PATRIOTS

            This pick isn’t saying the Chiefs are going to win, but I don’t see the Patriots blowing Kansas City out. If you’d like an easy way to pay the mortgage on your home, bet your life savings on the under (43 points).

CARDINALS (-7.5) over Packers

            Aaron Rodgers looked like the best quarterback in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE last week against a team that was only in the playoffs because Tony Romo broke his collarbone twice. Things won’t look so rosy against a pissed off Cardinals team that got shellacked at home by Seattle the last time they took the field.

Last Week = 3-1

Friday, January 8, 2016

2016 NFL Wildcard Saturday Picks


            It’s been a busy few months here at No Credentials. In between moving our headquarters, we were staying at a place with limited internet access (translation: we were bouncing off of a local sub shop’s wi-fi). Now fully situated, No Credentials is back to offer horrendous football picks. We’ll start with the two Saturday games.

Chiefs (-3.5) over TEXANS

            In a game where the winner earns the right to possibly beat the shit out of Tom Brady in the Divisional Round, we’ll roll with Alex Smith over Brian Hoyer.

BENGALS (+3) over Steelers

            Rumor has it Pittsburgh might lure Fast Willie Parker out of retirement to start at running back Saturday night. Okay, I made that up, but you get the idea. The set up here is eerily similar to last year when Pittsburgh had to play a Wildcard Game a week after Le’Veon Bell was seriously injured in Week 17. We’ll take the points.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

2015 Week 4 NFL Picks


Dolphins (+2) over Jets 

            Both of these teams were junk in Week 3, so we’ll take the points.


COLTS (-9.5) over Jaguars
            If Andrew Luck doesn’t play, the line is going to be Colts (-4.5). We’ll take them regardless.

FALCONS (-6.5) over Texans
            So far Atlanta has played the offensively challenged Eagles, the clock management indifferent Giants, and the Romo-less Cowboys. You can add a team quarterbacked by Ryan Mallet to that list.

BUCCANEERS (+3.5) over Panthers
            Like their fellow NFC South members in Atlanta, the Panthers haven’t defeated any playoff caliber teams, and needed a late interception to prevent a team quarterbacked by Josh McCown from beating them last week. Tampa is competent enough to at least cover.

BILLS (-5) over Giants
            Karlos Williams fully unleashed!

Raiders (-3.5) over BEARS
            It feels wrong to pick the Raiders to cover on the road for a 1pm start two weeks in a row to push their record to 3-1, but I suppose stranger things have happened. Also, the Bears suck.

Eagles (-3) over WASHINGTON
            I don’t believe in the Eagles yet, but like clockwork Kirk Cousins turned into a pumpkin just before the calendar turned to October.

BENGALS (-4.5) over Chiefs
            I could totally see Cincinnati having a let down after their dramatic win in Baltimore last week, but I don’t possess the testicular fortitude to pick it.

            Actually, nevermind.

Chiefs (+4.5) over BENGALS

            Cincy wins this one by 3.

CHARGERS (-7.5) over Browns
            I’m not sure San Diego is good enough to be favored by 7.5 points over anyone, but Cleveland certainly isn’t good enough to be picked in a West Coast game.

Packers (-9.5) over 49ERS
            Aaron Rodgers has had a grudge against the 49ers ever since they chose Alex Smith over him in the 2005 NFL Draft, and for the first time he gets to pick on them while they are weak and feeble. Also, he just destroyed Alex Smith last Monday, which is weird.   

Vikings (+7) over BRONCOS
            It’s strange to say we like the under in a game featuring Peyton Manning and Adrian Peterson, but it’s important to not live in the past. Minnesota’s defense is good enough to capitalize on Peyton’s noodle arm, and Denver’s defense is stout enough to keep Peterson in check.

CARDINALS (-7) over Rams
            Of all the results from Week 3, St. Louis not managing to comeback against a team quarterbacked by Michael Vick topped the list of most disappointing.

Cowboys (+3.5) over SAINTS
            Dallas crumbled like a sugar cookie in the second half against the Falcons, and we’re hopeful they learned from their mistakes and will stick to the running game Sunday night.

SEAHAWKS (-10) over Lions
            With or without Beast Mode, the Seahawks will roll.

 

Week 3 = 7-9

Thursday = 0-0-1 (thanks for terrible fourth down decisions Mike Tomlin)
Season = 24-24-2

Spread Picks By Team


            Here are our updated results picking for each team. Here are some weird trends so far.

-         All five of the teams we have correctly picked every game this season are from the NFC.
-         Three of them are from the NFC North. We are 11-1 picking teams in this division.
-         Of our 0-3 clubs, three of them hail from the miserable NFC South.
-         11 out of the 17 teams that we are .500 or better are NFC squads. The Patriots are the only AFC team we haven’t lost a pick with (they pushed in Week 1 against Pittsburgh).

Washington = 3-0
Packers = 3-0
Vikings = 3-0
Lions = 3-0
Seahawks = 3-0
Patriots = 2-0-1
Browns = 2-1
Eagles = 2-1
Giants = 2-1
Bears = 2-1
Falcons = 2-1
Rams = 2-1
49ers = 2-1
Titans = 2-1
Chiefs = 2-1
Chargers = 2-1
Steelers = 1-1-2
Bills = 1-2
Dolphins = 1-2
Colts = 1-2
Jaguars = 1-2
Broncos = 1-2
Cowboys = 1-2
Jets = 1-2
Texans = 1-2
Ravens = 0-3-1
Bengals = 0-3
Raiders = 0-3
Saints = 0-3
Buccaneers = 0-3
Panthers = 0-3
Cardinals = 0-3

Saturday, September 26, 2015

2015 Week 3 NFL Picks


RAMS (+1) over Steelers

            This game will be decided by three points or less. I guess we’ll take the point.

VIKINGS (-2.5) over Chargers

            Adrian Peterson looked pretty good last week. We expect him to go Supernova against San Diego.

Buccaneers (+6.5) over TEXANS
            I can’t wrap my head around the fact that a team quarterbacked by Ryan Mallett is favored to win by a touchdown.

JETS (-2) over Eagles
            The Jets are going to blitz the living hell out of Sam Bradford.

PANTHERS (-8) over Saints
            New Orleans is a car fire. Carolina might only score ten points and still cover the spread.

PATRIOTS (-14) over Jaguars
            I let myself down by not backing the Jaguars for one more game last week (they should’ve covered in Week 1 if not for an awful pick-6 by Blake Bortles). There’s back-door cover potential here, but we’re still picking the Patriots.

RAVENS (-2.5) over Bengals
            It’s disheartening for No Credentials that our pick to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl this year is playing a must-win game in Week 3.

BROWNS (-3.5) over Raiders
            Last week’s Steelers-49ers game was further proof of the peril west coast teams face when they play 1 p.m. east coast games. That’s why this line is at least a point higher than you think it should be, and why the Browns will still cover.

Colts (-3.5) over TITANS
            We’re guessing an AFC South opponent is just what the Colts need to right the ship.

COWBOYS (+1.5) over Falcons
            Atlanta’s lack of a pass rush combined with the Cowboys’ elite offensive line means Brandon Weeden should have ample time to “beautifully” throw the football (Jerry Jones’ words, not mine).

49ers (+6.5) over CARDINALS
            We may have under estimated Arizona (can someone ask Carson Palmer to pee in a cup already?), but Niners-Cardinals games historically have been close affairs.

SEAHAWKS (-14.5) over Bears
            The line would have to be over three touchdowns for me to even consider taking Chicago.

DOLPHINS (-2.5) over Bills
            Buffalo shouldn’t be favored by half a point over the Dolphins on a neutral field. I’ll gladly accept the half-point discount here. 

Broncos (-3.5) over LIONS
            We have no idea what to make of Peyton Manning, but that shouldn’t matter Sunday night against a Lions team that looks ready to implode.

PACKERS (-7) over Chiefs
            It’s been ten days, and I feel like that has allowed the general public to forget how demoralizing Kansas City’s loss at home to Denver was. Now tasked with playing at Lambeau Field, we don’t like their chances Monday night.

 

Week 2 = 8-8

Thursday = 1-0 (second straight bullshit cover on Thursday Night Football)
Season = 17-15-1

Spread Picks By Team


            In our new weekly installment, I’ll update my record of picking games for each team. For example, I picked the Saints to cover against the Buccaneers. They didn’t, so I lost. Conversely, I picked the Cowboys to cover on the road at Philly. That did happen, so my pick is a win. You get the idea.

Redskins = 3-0
Browns = 2-0
Eagles = 2-0
Packers = 2-0
Vikings = 2-0
Lions = 2-0
Falcons = 2-0
Seahawks = 2-0
Rams = 2-0
49ers = 2-0
Patriots = 1-0-1
Steelers = 1-0-1
Giants = 2-1
Bills = 1-1
Titans = 1-1
Cowboys = 1-1
Dolphins = 1-1
Jets = 1-1
Texans = 1-1
Chiefs = 1-1
Chargers = 1-1
Bears = 1-1
Ravens = 0-2
Bengals = 0-2
Colts = 0-2
Jaguars = 0-2
Raiders = 0-2
Saints = 0-2
Buccaneers = 0-2
Panthers = 0-2
Cardinals = 0-2
Broncos = 0-2

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Week 4 NFL Picks

            After a catastrophic Week 2, we at least managed to go .500 last week. I’d forecast a banner Week 4, but we already blew real cash on the turd sandwich that was Kirk Cousins Thursday night.

  
Dolphins (-3.5) over Raiders (game being played in London)

Packers (-2) over BEARS

Bills (+3) over TEXANS

COLTS (-7.5) over Titans

Panthers (+3.5) over RAVENS

JETS (+2.5) over Lions

STEELERS (-7.5) over Buccaneers

CHARGERS (-13) over Jaguars

49ERS (-4.5) over Eagles

Falcons (-3) over VIKINGS

Saints (-3) over COWBOYS

Patriots (-3) over CHIEFS
           

Week 3 =8-8
Thursday = 0-1

Season = 21-29

Saturday, September 13, 2014

NFL Week 2 Picks

            Last week we did our best to stick to our pre-season predictions (only failing with the Bears-Bills game), and we rode that to the best Week 1 in the history of this blog. Sadly, we went against our pre-season prediction of the Steelers sucking when we backed them Thursday (although was there really any proper way to gauge how Baltimore was going to play in the wake of the Ray Rice scandal?), so we’re going back to basics for the rest of our Week 2 picks. 

           New wrinkles we are going to add each week with our picks is to highlight teams we feel are trending up or down. For our purposes, we will only relate that to how we forecasted each team to do before the season (for example we predicted the Giants to finish last in the NFC East, so there’s no reason for me to list them in the Stock Down section). We don’t like to overreact to Week 1, so there aren’t too many teams we are going to discuss.

Stock Up

Atlanta Falcons – Matt Ryan was head and shoulders above any other quarterback in the league with his Week 1 performance against the Saints. That level of play over an entire season can drag a mediocre roster into the playoffs.
Tennessee Titans – We announced earlier in the summer that my son would take over as the Titans quarterback in my Madden 15 franchise, so I was pleasantly surprised by Jake Locker’s performance at Arrowhead Stadium last week.
Indianapolis Colts – It’s weird typing this about a team that lost, but the Colts left a ton of points on the board against Denver. A few breaks here or there and Andrew Luck might’ve been able to steal the game from Peyton Manning. I wouldn’t of thought it possible before the season, but there is a chance they can finish as the second seed in the AFC.

Stock Down

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – You can’t lose a game at home to a team quarterbacked by Derek Anderson, regardless of the quality of defense your team is going against. There’s a good chance Josh McCown has turned into a pumpkin after his magical run with the Bears last year.
San Diego Chargers – It was trendy before the season to pick San Diego to upset the Broncos in the AFC West, but blowing an eleven-point lead to Carson Palmer shows the Chargers are the same frustrating team they’ve been for the better part of the last decade.

            Without further ado, the Week 2 picks.

1-0 Lions (+2.5) over 1-0 PANTHERS

            Detroit is well equipped to handle an overmatched Panthers secondary. We’re happy to get points here.

1-0 BILLS (Even) over 1-0 Dolphins
            Thankfully for Buffalo fans E.J. Manuel was just competent enough to deliver a shocking overtime win in Chicago. We like Buffalo’s chances of shutting down Miami’s offense.

0-1 Jaguars (+5.5) over 0-1 WASHINGTON
            Washington shouldn’t be favored by more than a field goal against any team in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

1-0 TITANS (-3.5) over 0-1 Cowboys
            Tennessee has plenty of talent at wide receiver to dominate the comically awful Cowboys defense.

0-1 GIANTS (+2.5) over 1-0 Cardinals
            We hate the Giants but the schedule makers did them a favor here. Arizona’s game against San Diego finished at roughly 1:15 am Eastern time on Tuesday, and now they have to travel three time zones and play at 1:00 pm Sunday.

0-1 Patriots (-6.5) over 1-0 VIKINGS
            New England was our pick before the news about Adrian Peterson not playing broke. This could be a blow out.

0-1 Saints (-6.5) over 0-1 BROWNS
            Somehow a two-team teaser with the Patriots and Saints won’t work, even though it looks so simple on paper.

1-0 Falcons (+5.5) over 1-0 BENGALS
            We have the Bengals winning by three.

1-0 BUCCANEERS (-6) over 0-1 Rams
            St. Louis looks well on their way to the top overall pick after a listless performance at home against the Vikings.

1-0 Seahawks (-6) over 0-1 CHARGERS
            Here’s a new rule for 2014…don’t bet against the Seahawks unless the spread is over a touchdown or they are on the road at San Francisco.

0-1 RAIDERS (+3) over 1-0 Texans
            After Oakland heroically pulled off a back door cover at New York, we’re happy to get three points with them against Houston.

0-1 PACKERS (-8) over 1-0 Jets
            Here’s your suicide pool pick.

1-0 BRONCOS (-12.5) over 0-1 Chiefs
            It’s a really weird line, but when Kansas City is down 14-0 in the first quarter do you really trust Alex Smith to cover?

1-0 49ERS (-7) over 0-1 Bears
            Rumor has it Curtis Conway might come out of retirement to catch passes from Jay Cutler this week. We’ll also predict over 200 yards rushing for San Francisco.

0-1 COLTS (-3) over 1-0 Eagles
            To say Philadelphia was a little wobbly against Jacksonville last week is an understatement. Andrew the Giant will take care of business at home.
           

Week 1 = 10-6
Thursday = 0-1

Friday, August 29, 2014

2014 AFC West Preview


4. Oakland Raiders
2013 Record = 4-12, Last in AFC West, Missed Playoffs
2014 Schedule = @ Jets, Texans, @ Patriots, Dolphins, BYE, Chargers, Cardinals, @ Browns, @ Seahawks, Broncos, @ Chargers, Chiefs, @ Rams, 49ers, @ Chiefs, Bills, @ Broncos

Blue Chippers = None
High Quality Players = FB Marcel Reece
Solid Contributors = WR James Jones, LT Donald Penn, C Stefen Wisniewski, DE LaMarr Woodley, DE Justin Tuck, DT Antonio Smith, CB Tarell Brown, SS Tyvon Branch
Impact Rookies = OLB Khalil Mack (1-5, Buffalo)

Good News = They’ve shed almost all of their dead contracts, giving them salary cap flexibility for the first time since the Jon Gruden era.
Bad News = In an anonymous player poll, Oakland was voted as the least desirable team to play for in the league.

Outlook = If the Raiders didn’t face such a hellacious schedule in 2014, we’d be a little more enthusiastic about their chances to reach .500 this year. As it stands, it’s an improved roster with plenty of long-term flexibility going forward. Matt Schaub was brought in to start the season at quarterback, but don’t be shocked if Derek Carr is the one who finishes it. Carr showed a much higher ceiling during the pre-season before suffering a concussion last Friday against Detroit. Against all odds, Darren McFadden resigned on a one-year prove it deal, and he’ll share carries with Jaguars castoff Maurice Jones-Drew. Perhaps if they start the year splitting carries, maybe one of them will still be healthy at the end of the year. The receiving core is interesting, but we aren’t confident that the current quarterback situation will be able to take advantage of it. James Jones was signed from Green Bay, and he provides a solid deep threat. Rod Streeter hauled in 60 passes last year (a lot of them from Matt McGloin!), and Denarius Moore has shown flashes of big play ability. The Raiders most intriguing offensive player is tight end Mychal Rivera, who after being drafted in the sixth round last year, will get the opportunity for full-time work this year. Oakland’s offensive line will feature four new starters, and the ability of that group to develop chemistry will be the biggest factor in the Raiders being a competent offensive club.
            Defensively is where the Raiders should plan to hang their hat this year, as the majority of their off-season moves were made to improve a unit that gave up the second most points in franchise history. Justin Tuck, LaMarr Woodley, and Antonio Smith were all solid free agent pickups that immediately improve their defense. Tarell Brown and Carlos Rogers were brought over from across the Bay to bolster a defense that was the fifth worst in the NFL. Tyvon Branch only played two games last year, so his return to health will also provide a lift. The linebacking core is the weakest link of the group, with Khalil Mack needing to provide an immediate lift.
Prediction = The record will still stink, but at least the Raiders are moving in the right direction. 4-12


 3. Kansas City Chiefs
2013 Record = 11-5, Second in AFC West, Lost AFC Wildcard Game
2014 Schedule = Titans, @ Broncos, @ Dolphins, Patriots, @ 49ers, BYE, @ Chargers, Rams, Jets, @ Bills, Seahawks, @ Raiders, Broncos, @ Cardinals, Raiders, @ Steelers, Chargers

Blue Chippers = HB Jamaal Charles, DT Dontari Poe
High Quality Players = MLB Derrick Johnson, OLB Justin Houston, OLB Tamba Hali, SS Eric Berry
Solid Contributors = WR Dwayne Bowe, DE Mike DeVito
Impact Rookies = DE Dee Ford (1-23, Auburn)

Good News = Justin Houston and Tamba Hali are healthy to start the season.
Bad News = Can you say regression?

Outlook = Last year, Kansas City parlayed the good fortune of facing one of the weakest schedules in recent memory into a playoff appearance. This year, they aren’t so fortunate. With the exception of their road trip to Oakland, none of their away games are easy on paper. That would make running the table at home almost a requirement if they are to make a playoff push, but with Denver, New England, and Seattle coming to Arrowhead, that is also unlikely. How competitive they are will likely depend on how much star pass rushers Justin Houston and Tamba Hali are on the field. When they are causing havoc, this is one of the elite defensive units in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
            The offense should’ve been called “Jamaal Charles and the Kansas City Chiefs” last year, because he literally put the team on his back. Charles led the team in rushing and receiving while piling up a league high 19 total touchdowns. His ability to be effective in the passing game keeps his fantasy value high in spite of the retooled offensive line he’ll be working with this year. Kansas City lost three starters from their line last year, and desperately need Eric Fisher to emerge as a star in his first full season at left tackle. Carolina is the only team in the league that features a more pathetic core of wide receivers, as Dwayne Bowe looked washed up at times in 2013.
Prediction = Kansas City will struggle against the NFC West, which will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back for their playoff hopes. 7-9


2. San Diego Chargers
2013 Record = 9-7, Third in AFC West, Lost AFC Divisional Game
2014 Schedule = @ Cardinals, Seahawks, @ Bills, Jaguars, Jets, @ Raiders, Chiefs, @ Broncos, @ Dolphins, BYE, Raiders, Rams, @ Ravens, Patriots, Broncos, @ 49ers, @ Chiefs

Blue Chippers = FS Eric Weddle
High Quality Players = QB Phillip Rivers, WR Keenan Allen
Solid Contributors = HB Ryan Matthews, HB Danny Woodhead, WR Malcolm Floyd, TE Antonio Gates, LT King Dunlap, C Nick Hardwick, RT D.J. Fluker, OLB Dwight Freeney, CB Brandon Flowers
Impact Rookies = CB Jason Verrett (1-25, TCU), OLB Jerry Attaochu (2-50, Georgia Tech)

Good News = Phillip Rivers has reestablished himself as a true franchise quarterback.
Bad News = San Diego still needs to prove it can be consistent week to week.

Outlook = The Chargers are one of the trendier dark horse picks in the AFC, and for good reason. Only division rival Denver generated more passing yards last year, and San Diego won five of their last six to sneak into the playoffs. The offense should still be very good, with depth across the board at all of the skill positions. If they can incorporate second-string tight end Ladarius Green into the rotation, the offense will become even more potent. Ryan Matthews wasn’t necessarily spectacular, but his surprising run of health provided stability in the running game. Keenan Allen was a sensation upon his insertion into the starting lineup, and should put up monster numbers with the chance to be featured for a full 16 games. Their offensive line was competent for the first time in years, and should take more steps forward with some progression by King Dunlap and D.J. Fluker.
            A porous pass defense is the main reason San Diego had to scratch and claw it’s way into a wildcard spot (they made Chiefs backup Chase McDaniel look like the second coming of Joe Montana in Week 17), but fortunately the Chargers were aggressive in addressing this weakness. Brandon Flowers was signed after he was released by Kansas City, and he will be paired with first round pick Jason Verrett in a rebuilt secondary. Jerry Attaochu will likely need to make a decent impact, because it’s hard to for see Dwight Freeney staying healthy the entire season.     
Prediction = San Diego will sneak up to 10 wins, but they still aren’t quite at Denver’s level yet. 10-6 


1. Denver Broncos
2013 Record = 13-3, AFC West Champions, Lost Super Bowl
2014 Schedule = Colts, Chiefs, @ Seahawks, BYE, Cardinals, @ Jets, 49ers, Chargers, @ Patriots, @ Raiders, @ Rams, Dolphins, @ Chiefs, Bills, @ Chargers, @ Bengals, Raiders

Blue Chippers = QB Peyton Manning, OLB Von Miller
High Quality Players = WR Demaryius Thomas, TE Julius Thomas, LT Ryan Clady, RG Louis Vasquez, DT Terrance Knighton, DE DeMarcus Ware, CB Aqib Talib, CB Chris Harris, SS T.J. Ward
Solid Contributors = WR Wes Welker, LG Orlando Franklin, C Manny Ramirez, OLB Danny Trevathan
Impact Rookies = CB Bradley Roby (1-31, Ohio State), WR Cody Latimer (2-56, Indiana)

Good News = On paper, no team did more to improve it’s defense during the off-season than Denver.
Bad News = They get a Super Bowl rematch in Week 3.

Outlook = After getting obliterated by Seattle in the Super Bowl last February, it’s easy to point out flaws in the Broncos, and even make a case that San Diego could overtake them in their own division. However, when you take a step back and look at the overall landscape in the AFC, it’s easy to see that they are by far the deepest team in the Conference. Ryan Clady’s return will stabilize the entire offensive line, and the addition of DeMarcus Ware provides another elite pass rusher to take some pressure off of Von Miller. What could be the difference if Denver is to win a Super Bowl could be the health of Wes Welker and Chris Harris. Welker has suffered three concussions in the last 10 months, and Harris developed into a shutdown corner before going down with a knee injury in the playoffs.
Prediction = With or without Welker this season, the offense is solid enough to win another AFC West title. 12-4

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Friday, January 3, 2014

NFL Wildcard Saturday Picks

#5 Kansas City Chiefs (11-5) @ #4 Indianapolis Colts (11-5)
            The point spread for this game has already moved a half-point in favor of the Chiefs, but No Credentials is going to put a ton of stock into the Week 16 meeting where Indianapolis went into Arrowhead and thoroughly dominated Kansas City. This victory is all the more impressive when you consider that the Chiefs still had a shot at the #1 seed in the AFC at the time. If the Colts keep Jamaal Charles in check, they’ll move on to Round 2.

COLTS (-2) over Chiefs


#6 New Orleans Saints (11-5) @ #3 Philadelphia Eagles (10-6)
            For our money, this is the hardest game of the weekend to figure out. New Orleans has the superior roster, but despite being undefeated at home, they couldn’t wrap up the NFC South due to a dreadful 3-5 mark on the road. The Saints’ troubles on the road are diminished by Philadelphia’s lack of dominance at home, as they were only a .500 team in there own building. Ultimately, we’ll settle on the fact that the NFC East was the second worst division in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, and pick the Saints superior roster to come through in a wild Saturday night game.
 
Saints (+2.5) over EAGLES

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Week 13 NFL Picks

     For the second straight week we didn't have a ton of time for our NFL picks, but perhaps not overthinking it will be a blessing.

COLTS (-4) over Titans
BROWNS (-7) over Jaguars
Buccaneers (+7) over PANTHERS
Bears (-1) over VIKINGS
Cardinals (+3) over EAGLES
JETS (-2.5) over Dolphins
Patriots (-8.5) over TEXANS
Bills (-3.5) over Falcons
49ERS (-8) over Rams
CHIEFS (+6.5) over Broncos
CHARGERS (-1) over Bengals
Giants (-1.5) over REDSKINS
Saints (+5) over SEAHAWKS

Last Week = 7-7
Season = 88-80-7
Thursday = 2-1

Monday, November 25, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (11/22-11/24)

10. Derrick Rose Suffers a Meniscus Tear Against Portland
            The sad ballad of Derrick Rose continues, as he’s likely done for the season.

9. Green Bay And Minnesota Play Too a Draw
            Chances of this are greatly improved when Christian Ponder and Matt Flynn are the opposing quarterbacks, so this result shouldn’t of surprised anyone.

8. Cam Newton Leads Another 4th Quarter Comeback
            Coming off an emotional home win on Monday Night Football, it would’ve been easy for the Panthers to fall asleep in Miami. They did for about 55 minutes, but Newton rallied them just in time.

7. New York Yankees Pay $85 Million For Brian McCann
            Because anytime you can fork over a ton of cash for a guy who netted 57 RBIs last year, you have to do it. I’d be all in favor of this deal if it were three fewer years and $69 million less.

6. Arizona Pummels Oregon
            For people against space-age football uniforms, they will be grateful that the Oregon Ducks are out of national championship contention.

5. Kansas City Loses Again
            The Chiefs defense was in shambles after losing top pass rushers Justin Houston and Tamba Hali to injury, and Phillip Rivers took full advantage. They could be looking at three straight losses after Denver visits Arrowhead next week.

4. Josh Gordon Goes Bonkers
            Gordon’s 14 catch, 237 yard, one TD performance wasn’t enough for Cleveland to stay close against Pittsburgh, but it was pretty awesome for all three fantasy teams owned by No Credentials. That was a 43-point day for folks playing in standard PPR leagues.

3. Cowboys Try to Choke, Eventually Defeat Giants
            The Cardiac Cowboys were at it again, but fortunately for all anti-Giants fans everywhere, they put New York’s postseason hopes on life support.
       
2. FCS Team Georgia Southern Demoralizes Florida Gators
            Florida’s season has been bad enough, but suffering their worst loss in school history will probably send Head Coach Will Muschamp to the unemployment line.

1. Muffed Punt Gives Patriots Overtime Victory Over Denver
            Sunday night’s wacky game probably had more to do with the brutal wind than anything else. New England is only a game out of the top seed in the AFC.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Week 11 NFL Picks

Atlanta Falcons @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
            When crap plays crap, take the points. Or in this case, point.

BUCCANEERS (+1) over Falcons

 

New York Jets @ Buffalo Bills


            The Jets are the AFC’s version of the Dallas Cowboys (on one week, off the next). Pretty sad that I compared my favorite team to a club quarterbacked by Geno Smith.

BILLS (-1.5) over Jets
 

Detroit Lions @ Pittsburgh Steelers
            Detroit is legit, and Pittsburgh stinks.

Lions (-2.5) over STEELERS
 

Washington Redskins @ Philadelphia Eagles
            Philadelphia still hasn’t won a home game in over a calendar year. RGIII could have some revenge in mind after Washington’s lackluster week one performance against the Eagles.

Redskins (+4) over EAGLES
 

Baltimore Ravens @ Chicago Bears
            I flipped a coin, and then I wasn’t happy with that outcome, then I thought about it some more, and then I decided to just take the points. Of any line No Credentials has ever picked, I can honestly say I have no idea how this game is going to turn out.

Ravens (+3) over BEARS


Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
            The mini-hype over the Browns has been kind of fun, but I think the Bengals put a stranglehold on the AFC North this week.

BENGALS (-6.5) over Browns


Oakland Raiders @ Houston Texans           
            If Terrelle Pryor were suiting up, I’d be all in on the Raiders.

TEXANS (-9) over Raiders
 

Arizona Cardinals @ Jacksonville Jaguars
            Jacksonville won their game last week. There won’t be another one the rest of the year.

Cardinals (-9) over JAGUARS
 

San Diego Chargers @ Miami Dolphins
            Another weird line, but we’ll take the points and bet against the first team in the history of the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE dealing with a bullying scandal.

Chargers (+2.5) over DOLPHINS
 

Minnesota Vikings @ Seattle Seahawks

            Percy Harvin’s return may spell doom for the rest of the NFC. That is, until he gets hurt in four weeks.

SEAHAWKS (-12.5) over Vikings
 

San Francisco 49ers @ New Orleans Saints

            San Francisco’s offense is pretty inept without Vernon Davis and Michael Crabtree on the field, but I have a feeling their defense steps up and keeps this close.

49ers (+3.5) over SAINTS
 

Green Bay Packers @ New York Giants

            New York could barely take care of Oakland on their home turf last week. I don’t care if Green Bay is starting a dude off the street.

Packers (+5) over GIANTS
 

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Broncos

            Don’t bet against Peyton Manning at night. This high line doesn’t fool me.

BRONCOS (-7.5) over Chiefs
 

New England Patriots @ Carolina Panthers
            Carolina is legit. This line is a point and a half too low.

PANTHERS (-1.5) over Patriots


Last Week = 6-7-1


Season = 73-68-5
Thursday = 0-0-1

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

NFL Mid-Season Power Rankings

     Now that every team has at least played half of their schedule, let's rank all 32 of them in order of which team would be more likely to win on a neutral field over the second half of the season. Injuries are factored in (sorry Packer fans).

Rank Team Record PT Diff. Outlook
1 Broncos 7-1, 2nd in AFC West +125 The most overwhelming offense in football will dominate the Chiefs in Week 11.
2 49ers 6-2, 2nd in NFC West +73 No one is getting back better reinforcements from injury than San Francisco.
3 Seahawks 8-1, 1st in NFC West +83 We'll have a better read on the Seahawks when they get their tackles back.
4 Saints 6-2, 1st in NFC South +70 After a fast start, New Orleans only has a one game lead over Carolina.
5 Colts 6-2, 1st in AFC South +59 Andrew Luck has the talent to overcome the loss of Reggie Wayne.
6 Patriots 7-2, 1st in AFC East +59 If I felt confident in the health of Brady's receivers, I'd rank them higher.
7 Chiefs 9-0, 1st in AFC West +104 The Cowboys are the only team K.C. has beat that's over .500.
8 Bengals 6-3, 1st in AFC North +51 Can we get Giovanni Bernard 20 touches a game? That could push Cincy over the top.
9 Panthers 5-3, 2nd in NFC South +98 A top-10 ranking will be justified if they give the 49ers a good game.
10 Lions 5-3, 1st in NFC North +20 Unless Aaron Rodgers misses extended time, Detroit's defense will push them out of the playoffs.
11 Bears 5-3, 3rd in NFC North +14 Josh McCown has done everything he can to keep the Bears afloat while Cutler has been out.
12Cowboys5-4, 1st in NFC East+48The schedule gets easier after their huge Sunday night game in New Orleans.
13 Packers 5-3, 2nd in NFC North +47 Any question about how valuable Aaron Rodgers is after Seneca Wallace's performance last night?
14 Titans 4-4, 2nd in AFC South +6 They'd have at least one more win if Jake Locker didn't get hurt.
15 Chargers 4-4, 3rd in AFC West +18 Four combined games against Kansas City and Denver won't help their cause.
16 Eagles 4-5, 2nd in NFC East -6 4-1 on the road, 0-4 at home. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
17 Browns 4-5, 2nd in AFC North -25 No team has overachieved more than Cleveland this year.
18 Ravens 3-5, 3rd in AFC North -4 The ineffectiveness of the Ravens ground game is really puzzling.
19 Cardinals 4-4, 3rd in NFC West -14 They protect their home turf, but don't ask Carson Palmer to win on the road.
20 Dolphins 4-4, 3rd in AFC East -13 Is a bizzarre bullying scandal capable of rallying a team together?
21 Jets 5-4, 2nd in AFC East -62 Could be this year's version of last year's Colts team that improbably ends up over .500.
22 Redskins 3-5, 3rd in NFC East -50 They were 3-5 last year at this time before making a miracle division winning run.
23 Giants 2-6, 4th in NFC East -82 Has there ever been a scarier shitty team ever than the 2013 New York Giants?
24 Rams 3-6, 4th in NFC West -40 At least St. Louis has one more year of getting Washington's first round pick to look forward too.
25 Falcons 2-6, 3rd in NFC South -42 If any team other than Jacksonville should start tanking, it's this one.
26 Bills 3-6, 4th in AFC East -47 E.J. Manuel coming back is reason for excitement in the greater Buffalo area.
27Steelers2-6, 4th in AFC North-52Sunday's shellacking in Foxborough should prove to everyone that the defense needs an overhaul.
28 Texans 2-6, 3rd in AFC South -75 For nothing else, at least Houston can move on from the Matt Schaub era during the off-season.
29Raiders3-5, 4th in AFC West-53Terrelle Pryor has looked shockingly competent at times, but we're not sold on him long-term.
30 Vikings 1-7, 4th in NFC North -66 Adrian Peterson sadly could go down as this generation's Earl Campbell.
31 Buccaneers 0-8, 4th in NFC South -66 When Greg Schiano finally gets canned, at least he can say they took the Seahawks to OT.
32 Jaguars 0-8, 4th in AFC South -178 Getting outscored by almost 100 points more than any other team tells you everything you need to know.