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Monday, May 19, 2014

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (5/16-5/18)

10. Serge Ibaka Definitely Out Against Spurs, Likely Done For the Season  
            Ibaka’s loss is kind of a bummer, but the Thunder might be able to get by with the development of Steven Adams.
 
9. Ed Carpenter Claims Second Straight Indy 500 Pole
            We’ll say this about Ed Carpenter (mostly, because we don’t have anything else to say about him)…he’s got this qualifying thing figured out.

8. Sam Hornish Earns Well Deserved Nationwide Victory at Iowa
            With young bucks like Chase Elliott and Kyle Larson all the rage, opportunities for 34-year old Sam Hornish are getting harder and harder to come by. In only his second race of the season subbing for Kyle Busch in the #54 Monster Toyota, Hornish dominated the field.

7. Kevin Love Intends to Hit Free Agency
            We’re saving conversation about this topic for a column I’d like to write later in the week, but probably won’t.

6. Los Angeles Destroys Anaheim, Advances to Western Conference Finals
            Sadly, future Hall of Famer Teemu Selanne’s last game was spent getting thrashed 6-2.

5. Rangers Pummel Montreal 7-2
            With news that Carey Price won’ return for the rest of this series, we’d like to take a rain check on our “Montreal in 6” prediction.

4. Blackhawks Take Game 1 of Western Conference Finals Over Los Angeles
            Corey Crawford might be the most underrated goalie in THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE.
         
3. Jamie McMurray Earns Popular All-Star Race Victory
            For whatever reason, McMurray is on the short list of drivers that if he wins, every other competitor is happy for him. His battle to take the lead with Carl Edwards in the final segment was one of the most memorable moments of the season so far.
         
2. California Chrome One Win Away From Triple Crown
            In even better news, New York officials will allow C.C. to wear his nasal strip, which he has worn every race during his current winning streak.

1. Pacers Look Competent, Defeat Miami in Game 1
            I’d get more excited about this, but Miami has lost every single road Game 1 they’ve played in the Lebron Era. Don’t be shocked at all if they win by 25 points tomorrow night.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

2014 Stanley Cup Playoff First Round Picks

     For the rare breed that enjoys both basketball and hockey (I'm proudly in this group. No need to hate one or the other in my book), the first half of the best stretch of the sports year begins tomorrow night. We haven't followed hockey as closely since the end of the Olympics, so even more than usual, take these picks with a grain of salt.

Western Conference

#4 San Jose Sharks vs. #5 Los Angeles Kings
            You don’t bet on Sharks in April, unless they are deep in the Pacific Ocean matched up against a manatee. Kings in 6

#3 St. Louis Blues vs. #5 Chicago Black Hawks
            Interesting match-up here, as you have the two top teams from the first two thirds of the season facing off in an unlikely first round match-up. Chicago was ravaged by injuries, but should be back to full strength with Patrick Kane returning to the lineup. How soon he shakes the rust off will determine Chicago’s chance of moving on. St. Louis choked away the Central Division with six straight losses, but teams have sputtered into the postseason before and then turned it on for a deep playoff run. This will be the best series in the West, and we see it going the full seven. Advantage to the team not needing a bunch of injured dudes to return at 100%. Blues in 7

#2 Colorado Avalanche vs. #7 Minnesota Wild
            It’s cool to have Colorado back as a competitive team. Apparently all it took was putting their best players from their hey-day in the late-90s in management gigs (we love Joe Sakic and Patrick Roy, anyway we can get Forsberg involved?) to return the team to relevance. Only Los Angeles scored fewer goals among the remaining playoff teams during the regular season than the Wild, and unfortunately Minnesota doesn’t trot out Johnathan Quick in goal. We think the next generation of Aves take care of business in round 1. Avalanche in 4

#1 Anaheim Ducks vs. #8 Dallas Stars
            The Ducks are solid, and Dallas doesn’t possess the necessary depth on the blue-line to contain them. Tyler Seguin (remember him Bruins fans? He only had a career year this season) is talented enough to steal a game, but Dallas will be lucky to push this to 6. Ducks in 5

Eastern Conference

#5 New York Rangers vs. #6 Philadelphia Flyers
            This shit is going seven games, and New York employing Henrik Lundqvist was the tiebreaker for me. Rangers in 7

#3 Tampa Bay Lightning vs. #4 Montreal Canadiens
            Here’s your best goalie match-up of the first round, with Vezina Trophy candidates Carey Price and Ben Bishop facing off. Tampa Bay’s 2013-14 campaign is criminally underrated, as they were able to hold the fort down even after shipping a disgruntled Martin St. Louis to New York. However, we expect Gold Medal winning goalie Price to stand on his head and steal a Game 7 on the road. Canadiens in 7

#2 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #7 Columbus Blue Jackets
            Pittsburgh wobbled into the postseason, and Columbus is better than you think after posting the fifth best goal differential in the Eastern Conference. Here’s our upset special. Blue Jackets in 6

#1 Boston Bruins vs. #8 Detroit Red Wings
            At first glance, it looks like a bad draw to end up with the Red Wings in Round 1, but Nicklas Lidstrom isn’t walking through that door. Steve Yzerman isn’t walking through that door. Boston will roll. Bruins in 4

Monday, March 3, 2014

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (2/28-3/2)

10. Another Patriot Ends Up in Jail
            At least they knew about Alfonzo Dennard’s legal trouble before they drafted him. Wait, that’s not a good thing.

9. Daryl Doesn’t Hook Up With the Singing Blond on “The Walking Dead”
            He did cry though, which was something I previously thought was impossible.

8. Jimmer Fredette Joins the Bulls
            Freeing himself from the circus that is the Sacramento Kings, we might finally be able to yell “JIMMER!” again.

7. Kevin Harvick Dominates in Phoenix
            Nearly as notable as Harvick smoking the field in his second start for Stewart-Haas was Dale Earnhardt Jr. backing up his Daytona 500 victory with a runner-up finish.

6. Jaromir Jagr Nets His 700th Career Goal
            For a guy who was one of the ten best players in the legendary “NHL 94” game to still somehow be relevant today is truly astonishing. We’d love to see Jagr shipped to a contender for the Stanley Cup playoffs, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.

5. Wichita State Finishes 31-0
            Instincts tell you to dismiss Wichita State, but one needs to remember that the school’s last loss occurred in last year’s NCAA Final Four.

4. Philadelphia Honors Allen Iverson
            It’s sad how many people have already forgotten how spectacular The Answer was on a nightly basis, so it was great to see his number raised to the rafters.
        
3. Marcus Smart Carries Oklahoma State Over Kansas
            There isn’t another player in the country who’s draft stock has fluctuated more than Smarts. His 20-point second half against the Jayhawks should put him back in the top-8 picks discussion.
         
2. Blackhawks and Penguins Play a Ridiculous Outdoor Game
            Sure it was a 5-1 Blackhawks blowout, but there’s something about NHL hockey played in the snow that is captivating.

1. St. Louis Makes Blockbuster Trade For Ryan Miller
            We love it when teams push all their chips into the table to acquire a superstar to put them over the hump. Miller is the stud goaltender St. Louis needed to make them legitimate Stanley Cup contenders.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

NBA/NHL Postseason Awards

            We just ended a two-month stretch where literally every night of the week there was either a playoff basketball or hockey game on. I realize most folks are split one way or the other in which sport they favor more (especially the hockey crowd. If you want to hear a slew of inappropriate words in quick succession, ask a die-hard puck-head what they think about all of the basketball highlights on Sportscenter), but for me, they almost blend into each other. And for my wife, she complains that I hog the television for 70 straight nights (it’s been four years, she should know by now right?). For my money, the NBA/NHL playoffs are the best time of the year in sports.
            On the night that we should be watching the Bruins and Blackhawks play in an epic Game 7, we hand out some fake awards for both leagues, and in the end, pick which sport had the stronger playoff season.

Most Memorable Game

NBA = NBA Finals Game 6, Spurs @ Heat
NHL = NHL Stanley Cup Finals Game 6, Blackhawks @ Bruins
            I had the Bruins epic Game 7 comeback against Toronto penciled in for this honor for a week, but when you score two goals in 17 seconds to win the Stanley Cup, that trumps everything.
            As for the NBA, Game 6 probably will go in the books as one of the ten greatest games ever played. It wasn’t a display of basketball excellence (Lebron tried to choke twice in regulation before Ray Allen bailed the Heat out), but in terms of drama, the only game that comes close in the last decade was Derek Fisher’s miraculous 0.4-second jumper in 2004 against the Spurs (which shouldn’t of counted because it should be physically impossible to catch, turn, and shoot in less than half a second, but whatever).

Team With the Best Long Term Outlook
NBA = Indiana Pacers
NHL = Boston Bruins
            Indiana could lose David West this off-season (I’m betting on him resigning, but we’ve been wrong in this space before), but with Paul George reaching franchise player status, the Pacers have two legitimate building blocks in George and Roy Hibbert. If they can add a three-point specialist off the bench (it’s not out of the realm of possibility that the Pacers would’ve been in the NBA Finals if they had signed Carlos Delfino for $3 million instead of the Rockets), Indiana is perfectly positioned to contend in the Eastern Conference for the next several seasons.
            It might be hard to believe Boston is all right after their shocking Game 6 collapse, but the core of the team is still very young. Tyler Seguin still has room to grow into a franchise player (I don’t think the lockout did him any favors), and Patrice Bergeron and David Krejci established themselves as legitimate A-quality centers. The Bruins will be favorites in the East for the foreseeable future.

Breakout Player

NBA = Stephen Curry, PG-SG, Golden State Warriors
NHL = Tukka Rask, G, Boston Bruins
            It feels like years ago, but remember when Stephen Curry was assaulting Denver and San Antonio with a ridiculous 3-point barrage night after night? Watching Curry go bonkers (and simultaneously, the Warriors fans losing their minds) was the highlight of the NBA playoffs. If Curry ever figures out how to keep his ankles from rolling, Golden State now has the knowledge that a championship team can be built around him.
            Tukka will shoulder some of the blame Boston’s Game 6 collapse, but it’s important not to forget how valuable he was to the Bruins during their Finals run. He was a brick wall against the talented Pittsburgh Penguins, and was even better against New York. No one will ask about Tim Thomas anymore (at least they shouldn’t). This is Rask’s team now.

Most Disappointing Club
NBA = Oklahoma City Thunder
NHL = Washington Capitals
            The Russell Westbrook knee injury was the great what-if of these playoffs (other than of course, if the Thunder didn’t ship off James Harden before the season). A healthy Westbrook plus whatever Oklahoma City is able to add after they amnesty Kendrick Perkins (wishful thinking) should return the Thunder to the top of the Western Conference.
            I don’t think anyone was expecting the Capitals to march to a Stanley Cup, but squandering Alex Ovechkin’s return to MVP form was extremely disappointing.

MVP
NBA = Lebron James, SF, Miami Heat
NHL = Patrick Kane, RW, Chicago Blackhawks
            No Credentials didn’t go out on a limb here (both players were the playoff MVPs of their respective teams), but both deserve to be mentioned again. Kane carried the Blackhawks while Jonathan Toews was struggling, while Lebron cemented his status as one of the five greatest NBA players of all time.

Which League’s Playoffs Were Better?
            The NHL normally jumps out to a huge lead in this yearly race thanks to a Round 1 that actually is competitive (most NBA round 1 match-ups are runaways), but the NBA stepped up it’s game this year. Stephen Curry’s 3-point explosions were enough to pull off an upset of the third seed in the West. Chicago outlasted Brooklyn in a brutal triple overtime slugfest (friend of the blog Nate Robinson went ape shit remember?), and Houston was able to push the Thunder after the Westbrook injury. We’ll still give the first round victory to the NHL (Boston’s Game 7 against Toronto alone accomplished that), but it was close. Basketball scored higher marks the rest of the way however. Round 2 was highlighted by a valiant effort by Golden State against the Spurs, while the Pacers pushed the Heat to the brink in the Eastern Conference Finals. Finally, when your league year ends with it’s best player performing at his absolute best to win a title, the clear winner in the fight (unless you’re a diehard hockey fan) is the NBA.

Monday, March 11, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (3/8-3/10)

10. Steelers Cut James Harrison
            Pittsburgh fans will forever be grateful for Harrison’s 100-yard interception return in the Super Bowl.



9. 15-20 Liberty Flames Earn NCAA Tournament Bid
            Liberty will go down as the second worst team to make postseason play in sports play, narrowly losing out to the 2008 Miami Dolphins.

8. Deron Williams Buries NBA Record 9 Threes in First Half Against Wizards
            For those not in the know, that’s a lot of fucking threes.

7. Canadiens and Mexicans Beat the Shit Out of Each Other in World Baseball Classic
            As soon as the first punch was thrown, the brawl became the most interesting thing that has ever happened in the WBC. Hopefully this doesn’t lead to tension between the two countries, as I’d hate for the United States to get caught in the crossfire.

6. Chicago Blackhawks Finally Lose a Regulation Game
            Incredibly, the Blackhawks have now lost two games in a row.

5. Matt Kenseth Celebrates Birthday With a Win at Las Vegas
            It was an impressive feat for Kenseth to hold off Kasey Kahne (who had the fastest car all day) with old tires to score his first win for Joe Gibbs Racing. Early returns from his move from Roush Fenway are positive.

4. Boston Outlasts Hawks
3. Kobe Bryant Wills Lakers to Overtime Win Over Toronto
            It’s been a rough season for the longtime NBA rivals, but things are finally looking up for Boston and L.A. Boston has climbed all the way to sixth in the Eastern Conference, while the Lakers are currently in the top eight in the West for the first time in 2013.

2. Miami Heat Run Winning Streak to 18
            There is no debating who the current favorite to win the NBA Finals is right now. When you’re the defending champs, you’ve won 18 in a row, and you employ the best player on Earth, it’s hard to argue for the Spurs or Thunder.

1. Tiger Woods Dominates for 76th Career PGA Tour Victory
            No Credentials has said it before, and we’ll write it again. Golf is ten times more watchable when Tiger Woods is firing on all cylinders. There has never been an athlete that has single-handedly carried his sport like Tiger. It’s hard not to get excited about his chances at The Masters in a few weeks.

Monday, March 4, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (3/1-3/3)

10. Kyle Busch Dominates Nationwide Race at Phoenix
            Because you know, it’s a good thing when an established Sprint Cup driver dominates a second tier race.

9. Rick Finds Morgan on “The Walking Dead”
            Unfortunately, Morgan was off his rocker.

8. Real Madrid Knocks Off Barcelona For the Second Time in a Week
            Surprisingly, pretty boy Cristiano Ronaldo actually got the better of Lionel Messi for a change.

7. Joe Flacco Inks Largest Contract in NFL History
            Not to take away from Flacco, who had an incredible postseason, but I could think of 12 to 15 quarterbacks I’d rather have starting for my team instead of him next season.

6. Blackhawks Extend Point Streak to 22 Straight Games
            I don’t think we’ve seen a hockey team play this well since the late-90s edition of the Detroit Red Wings.

5. Magic Johnson Offers Lebron James $1 Million if He Wins Dunk Contest
            No Credentials has been suggesting that cash should be used as the primary motivator for all exhibition events involving professional athletes, so kudos to Magic Johnson for making the offer.

4. Heat Net 14th Straight Win in Madison Square Garden
            The Knicks jumped out to a 16-point first half lead, but it wasn’t a large enough cushion to hold off Lebron James. Miami pushed the streak to 15 games tonight.

3. Penguins Win 7-6 Barnburner in Montreal
            Who needs an NHL All-Star team when these two teams combined for 80 shots Saturday night.

2. Carl Edwards Brings Back the Back Flip, Wins at Phoenix
            I think everyone can agree that NASCAR is a way more fun when Cousin Carl is relevant.

1. Bruins Score 3 Times in Third, Stun Lightning
            Sunday night’s loss to arch rival Montreal put a damper on the weekend, but Boston’s efforts at home Saturday afternoon should not be forgotten.

Monday, April 16, 2012

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (4/13-4/15)

10. Jacoby Ellsbury Dislocates His Shoulder in Red Sox Home Opener
            When Jacoby Ellsbury last dealt with a significant injury early in the 2010 season, he missed roughly 85% of the games. Red Sox fans should be on edge.

9. Oklahoma City Demolishes Sacramento Kings Friday Evening
            Here’s your “Shameless Plug of the Team That No Credentials Picked in the Sportsbook Survivor Pool”, sponsored by Geico.

8. Lakers Sweep Season Series With Mavericks Without Kobe Bryant
            Much has been made of the late-season surge by the Boston Celtics (and rightfully so. Against all odds Boston is now a legitimate title contender), but what about their long-time west coast rivals? Ramon Sessions has stabilized the backcourt, and the Gasol/Bynum tandem has stepped up while Kobe Bryant deals with a shin injury.

7. Greg Biffle Wins a Snooze-Fest at Texas
            The race ended with 234 consecutive green flag laps, which was an outcome that no one other than Greg Biffle must’ve been thrilled with. 

6. Canucks Bench Roberto Luongo
            Unfortunately for Vancouver, a switch in goalies didn't prevent the number one seed in the west from going down 3-0 against the Kings. 

5. Blackhawks Cap Wild Game 2 Comeback With Overtime Goal
            NASCAR had nearly put me into a coma Saturday night, but thankfully I regained consciousness in time to see the wild ending to the Blackhawks-Coyotes game. Is there anything worse than blowing a one-goal lead with 5 seconds left in regulation and then losing in overtime? 

4. Red Sox Take 3 Out of 4 Over Tampa Bay
            It’s hard to call a series in April vital, but this one was pretty close to that for Boston. They needed to make a statement against one of their two rivals in the AL East. They’ll go for the sweep in the Patriots Day game Monday morning. 

3. Predators Win First Playoff Game at Joe Louis Arena, Lead 2-1 Over Red Wings
            Game 3 was filled with solid defense and stellar goaltending from Nashville’s Pekka Rinne. In other words, it was the exact opposite of the third game of the Penguins-Flyers series.

2. Flyers Drop 16 Goals on Penguins in Two Games, Take 3-0 Series Lead
            Thank God that birth control’s effectiveness isn’t equal to Marc-Andre Fleury’s save percentage in the playoffs so far, otherwise there would be significantly more unplanned pregnancies. The Penguins look like a team that has lost all composure, even resorting to hair pulling at the end of Sunday’s game. 

1. Bruins Regain Home Ice Advantage With Game 3 Win in Washington
            As someone supporting the Bruins, I would’ve appreciated it if they took a break from playing cardiac hockey and won 4-1 Monday evening, but I guess a Chara goal with 2 minutes left to win the game is all right.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Barely Informed 1st Round Stanley Cup Playoff Picks


Eastern Conference

#1 New York Rangers vs. #8 Ottawa Senators
            I’ll set the tone for this post with the following sentence…Craig Anderson stinks.

Rangers over Senators 4-1

#2 Boston Bruins vs. #7 Washington Capitals
            Washington has choked so many times as a top seed that it is tempting to pick them when no one believes in them. Unfortunately for them, their goaltending situation is the worst of any team in the playoffs. Facing an unrelenting Bruins offense that is three lines deep is not the opponent Washington wanted to draw in the first round. It will take a super human effort from Alex Ovechkin for the Capitals to pull off an upset. I don’t see Claude “The Door-to-Door Vacuum Salesman” Julien letting that happen.

Bruins over Capitals 4-2

#3 Florida Panthers vs. #6 New Jersey Devils
            Has there ever been a better fourth place team in a division than the 2011-12 New Jersey Devils? Martin Brodeur and company probably could care less, especially with their favorable first round match up. Florida did everything it could to give the Southeast Division away to Washington down the stretch.

Devils over Panthers 4-0

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Philadelphia Flyers
            Here is by far the best first round match-up (on paper anyway). If Sidney Crosby were still on the shelf, these teams would be mirror images of each other talent wise. A healthy Sid the Kid will be the difference in a classic first round series.

Penguins over Flyers 4-3

Western Conference

#1 Vancouver Canucks vs. #8 Los Angeles Kings
            Kings goalie Jonathan Quick is good enough to steal this series, but the lack of offensive depth will cripple them in the end. Daniel Sedin’s return from a concussion should be the boost Vancouver needs to win a close series.

Canucks over Kings 4-3

#2 St. Louis Blues vs. #7 San Jose Sharks
            Folks will be tempted to pick the Sharks based on reputation alone (after years of choking in the playoffs, they have made it to the Western Conference Finals the past two seasons), but this Blues team is for real. They are a Western Conference version of the Bruins (minus a scary looking 6-10 dude from Slovakia on the blue line) that has three legitimate scoring lines. San Jose is a stud winger short in this series.

Blues over Sharks 4-2

#3 Phoenix Coyotes vs. #6 Chicago Blackhawks
            Mike Smith was the MVP of both championship teams in the fantasy hockey leagues I played in this season (and also the reason the team I guaranteed would win a fantasy hockey championship was relegated to a fourth place finish), and quietly was the most surprising player in the NHL. The fact that a guy who was best known as being a complete head-case when he was with Tampa Bay (his Yahoo player picture from three or four years ago supported that sentence) somehow rebounded to become one of the ten best goalies in the league is remarkable. With all that said, Smith and the Coyotes ended up with a tough draw against Chicago. There will be more Blackhawks fans at the games in Arizona than Coyotes fans. Phoenix is resilient, but expect Chicago to win in 6.

Blackhawks over Coyotes 4-2

#4 Nashville Predators vs. #5 Detroit Red Wings
            If it weren’t for Jimmy Howard’s troublesome groin, Detroit would at least have earned a 3-seed. Betting on Howard’s health isn’t a very safe proposition, but that’s what we will do here.

Red Wings over Predators 4-2 

Sunday, January 8, 2012

NHL Mid-Season Rankings

            Here’s a list that basically ranks which team is most likely to win the Stanley Cup as of this very moment (11:30pm Sunday night to be exact). It’s not necessarily indicative of where a team’s rank is based on points. Feel free to agree or disagree in the comments section below this list.

30. Columbus Blue Jackets
            I’m not sure how a team was able to put together a roster that had literally one trade-able asset (LW/RW Rick Nash), but Columbus has done it. The only thing that could save this sorry franchise is contraction.

29. Anaheim Ducks
            There are college teams with better defensemen than what Anaheim is trotting out onto the ice every night. I have goalie Jonas Hiller on one of my fantasy teams, and it’s a minor miracle if he faces less than 30 shots in a given night.  

28. Carolina Hurricanes
            Carolina is the Eastern Conference version of the Ducks. I have Cam Ward on the same team as Hiller, so I typed that previous sentence with confidence.

27. New York Islanders
            I was going to make a bunch of jokes about Rick DiPietro and how he’s on year eight of his thirty-four year contract, but then I remembered that he was from Maine. 

26. Calgary Flames
            Jarome Iginla has only one year left on his contract after this season. Someone needs to man up and set Iggy up with a Ray Bourque type opportunity to win a Stanley Cup.

(EDITORS NOTE: I think I’ve drafted Iginla onto a fantasy hockey team four of the last five years or something. I love the guy. He was co-captain of my 2007-08 championship winning team, and I’ve had a soft spot for him ever sense. Has he lost a step? Sure, but if you paired him with a top-flight center, Iginla still has the ability to dominate a game. It doesn’t make sense for the Bruins to make a run at him, but maybe a dark horse team like Florida or Los Angeles can pull the trigger on a deal)

25. Tampa Bay Lightning
            The Golden State Warriors of the NHL. Steven Stamkos and company can light the lamp, but it’s hard to win when you score five goals if your goalies give up six.

24. Montreal Canadiens
            Poor Carey Price can’t buy a break. When the team was good, Price was a liability. Now that he’s matured into a legitimate top-flight goaltender, his team sucks.

23. Edmonton Oilers
            Do you realize that Ryan Nugent-Hopkins was born in 1993? I remember shit that happened in 1993. I’m getting old.

22. Phoenix Coyotes
            Somehow Team Bankruptcy has remained sort of relevant even after trading Ilya Bryzgalov away. I hope someday we move this team to a place (Quebec or Hartford?) where fans will actually give a crap about it. The players on this team have given it all for three years running now, and deserve better fan support.

21. Colorado Avalanche
            Colorado needs to get goalie Semyon Varlamov going. They surrendered a first round pick to Washington for him (a pick which has a good chance of being in the top-10), and if they don’t establish Varlamov as their franchise net minder, they will have set the franchise back at least two years.

20. Winnipeg Jets
            I don’t think Winnipeg will sneak into the playoffs (they are too poor on the road), but there’s a few things to be excited about. I’ll list them because I enjoy lists immensely.

  1. Ondrej Pavelec isn’t the most consistent goalie, but when he’s on, good luck getting a puck past him. If Winnipeg can improve their roster over the next three years, expect Pavelec’s development to mirror the Jets’ improvements.
  2. Evander Kane has arrived. He’s on pace for close to 40 goals, looks all the world like the second coming of Jarome Iginla, and he’s not even legally allowed to drink alcohol in the United States.
  3. This team is finally playing in front of an enthusiastic home crowd. Winnipeg would probably be as bad as Anaheim or Carolina if it weren’t for their awesome home-ice advantage. Kudos to the fans for coming out to support this very young team.

19. Buffalo Sabres
            Buffalo is kind of like the fat-free version of the Boston Bruins, which is a problem when you are in the same division as the Bruins and you get your ass kicked by them on a semi-regular basis. The Sabres could desperately use a goal scorer to help Thomas Vanek. It’s a shame they couldn’t extract the “NHLPA ’93” version of Alexander Mogilny and put him on the ice.

(RANT ALERT: Jeremy Roenick rightfully gets most of the love in regards to best video game hockey player of all time, but one can’t forget the exploits of Mogilny on those Sabres teams. Mogilny couldn’t play a lick of defense, but could skate from one end of the ice to the other in approximately 1.6 seconds. He was even more devastating on the offensive end than players like Jaromir Jagr or Wayne Gretzky)

18. Ottawa Senators
            Ottawa is currently inside the top 8 in the East, but expect shoddy goaltending to eventually catch up with them. Senators’ fans have to be pumped about the development of defenseman Erik Karlsson. He’s on pace to post 74 points from the blue-line at the age of 21.

17. Dallas Stars
            Here’s another team that played way over it’s head in the first half of the season, and is now slowly slipping out of playoff contention. Improving the team across the board up the middle of the ice (center, defense, and goalie) is imperative for the Stars to return to glory.

16. New Jersey Devils
            Die-hard Devils fans (like Elaine’s on-again off-again boyfriend Puddy) would be quick to point out that New Jersey is fifth in the Eastern Conference (as of Sunday), and should be much higher on this list. However, New Jersey has been bailed out this season by the shootout. The Devils have eight shootout wins, which is four more than any team in the Eastern Conference. That translates to eight extra points (you earn one point for an overtime loss, two for a shoot-out win). New Jersey has only won 15 games in regulation or regular overtime, which is one more than the pathetic Hurricanes. New Jersey might sneak into the playoffs, but look for them to get their doors blown off by whoever they are playing.

15. Los Angeles Kings
            Los Angeles has given up the sixth fewest goals in the NHL, but unfortunately has the least amount of goals scored of any team in the league. The Kings have arguably one of the most valuable trade chips in the league (back-up goalie Jonathan Bernier, who is blocked from a full-time gig by Jonathan Quick), so perhaps L.A. will pull the trigger and add a top-flight winger to pair with Anze Kopitar.

14. Minnesota Wild
            A 1-7-2 run the last 10 games has dropped Minnesota from first to seventh in the western conference. The Wild are another team that could use some more firepower, but would be wise not to part with valuable young assets in a foolish attempt to win a Stanley Cup.

13. Nashville Predators
            Minus the part about the 1-7-2 record, you could repeat the same paragraph I wrote for the Wild in regards to Nashville. Nashville does have tremendous depth on defense (in both the NHL and their minor league club), so it would be more reasonable for them to make a move to acquire more scoring.

12. Florida Panthers
            Florida’s emergence this season has been the most shocking so far of any team in the Eastern Conference. Before getting injured, Jose Theodore was a stabilizing presence in net, while free agent acquisition Kris Versteeg has helped give the Panthers a dynamite first line. The Panthers have tons of young assets both in the AHL and at the junior levels, so the future will only get brighter for Florida.

11. Toronto Maple Leafs
            Toronto can both score a bunch, and get scored on a bunch. Better goaltending is the only difference between them and a team like Tampa Bay. GM Brian Burke is never afraid to make a deal, so don’t be shocked if the Maple Leafs make a huge splash before the trade deadline.

10. Washington Capitals
            Washington is tenth in the East right now, so ranking them tenth in these power rankings is pretty aggressive. However, they are only four points out of first in their own division, and seem to be slowly righting the ship under new coach Dale Hunter. Don’t be shocked if the team ships disgruntled winger Alexander Semin out of town.

9. St. Louis Blues
            The best dark horse candidate to win the Stanley Cup this year. St. Louis is second in the Western Conference right now despite having a 0-5 record in shoot-outs. Brian Elliott has been playing out of his mind since the start of the season, and if he sputters, former Canadiens playoff hero Jaroslav Halak is there to step in. St. Louis doesn’t have any top-flight scorers, but has enough offensive depth to consistently put pressure on the opposing goalies. It’s fair to say that the Blues are a homeless man’s version of the Boston Bruins. If David Perron gives St. Louis a big second half, he could have a Tyler Seguin-like impact the rest of the way.

8. Pittsburgh Penguins
            Sure they’ve lost four straight. They are again without Sidney Crosby, who’s been dealing with the longest headache in NHL history. Pittsburgh will right the ship behind Evgeni Malkin in time for the playoffs. They’ll probably finish anywhere between fourth and eighth in the East, but they will not be a fun first-round opponent for anyone.

7. Philadelphia Flyers
            Philly has quietly dealt with a ton of adversity this season, but has finally found a groove since losing Chris Pronger for the season. Ilya Bryzgalov is the first stud goalie this team has had since the days of Ron Hextall. If their offense is intact going into the playoffs, Philadelphia could pose the greatest threat to the Boston Bruins in the East.

6. Chicago Blackhawks
            Chicago is the highest-ranking club on the list that doesn’t have a top-flight goalie. It looks like the Blackhawks are willing to let Corey Crawford try to regain his form of a year ago, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they make a play for Evgeni Nabokov.

5. San Jose Sharks
            It’s easy to forget about the Sharks (mostly because they usually fold like a tent in the playoffs), but this edition of the Sharks is much more dedicated on the defensive end. That’s normally a good formula to follow come April and May.

4. New York Rangers
            Brad Richards may not be having the best statistical season of any free agent signing from last summer, but he has delivered the goods for the Rangers. His presence has allowed the Rangers to throw two potent lines out on the ice (Richards and Marion Gaborik don’t play together unless the Rangers have a power play). Goalie Henrik Lundqvist has done a masterful job of holding the fort while New York awaits the return of defenseman Mark Staal.

3. Detroit Red Wings
            The Red Wings have been uncharacteristically bad on the road this season, but still possess as much offensive depth as any team in the western conference. Jimmy Howard has taken two steps forward after a down year last season, and Nicklas Lidstrom has managed to squeeze out one more quality season.   

2. Boston Bruins
            Before I get flooded with hateful messages, I’ll let my readers know that Boston was penciled in to the number one spot on this list before they lost to the Canucks yesterday. I fully expected the Bruins to regress this season, and be lucky to have a seed better than sixth in the East. However, they have fully overcome the Stanley Cup hangover and have been clobbering teams left and right. The emergence of Tyler Seguin gives Boston an A-quality player that looks to be the face of the franchise for years to come. Even more importantly, Boston has the best back-up goalie in the NHL. Tuukka Rask could probably start on a regular basis for more than half the league. It will be fun seeing a team try to knock the Bruins off in a seven-game series. Boston is so deep offensively, with three lines that can score consistently, and defensively, that it will be hard for a team not to wear down against them. Unless they run into a hot goalie, it will be hard for the Bruins not to make it to the Stanley Cup Finals again.

1. Vancouver Canucks
            After a rocky start, the Canucks are firing on all cylinders. Roberto Luongo is showing no signs of the funk that led to him riding the pine for a stretch during the first month of the season. Ryan Kesler shook the rust off after off-season surgery, and as always, the Sedin twins are laying claim to the title of best pair of athletic twins in sports history. Much like Boston, Vancouver also has enough faith in backup goalie Cory Schneider that they can feel comfortable if Luongo were to suffer an injury. It’s boring to pick last years Stanley Cup Finals participants as the top two teams right now, but that’s where things look like they are going this season.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Randomly Awesome Video Game Teams

            After mentioning some video game teams in my NHL Eastern Conference Finals preview, that got me thinking about which were the most exciting video game teams of all time. For the purpose of this exercise, I’m going with just the base rosters for each game mentioned (except when I talk about a created player I liked to add to the Boston Bruins). The teams aren’t ranked in order.

            Most of the clubs listed have at least one of two traits. Almost all of them had at least one transcendent talent that could single-handedly win you a game (the 1994 Expos are the only exception). Almost all of these teams were much more potent in the virtual world as opposed to real life (the only exception being the 2006 Colts, which are the only team mentioned on this list that won a championship in real life).
            Feel free to write in the comments section teams that I have left out. I’ve played quite a few sports games over the years, but certainly haven’t played them all. Now on to the list…

 

1988 Los Angeles Raiders (TECMO Bowl) Bo Jackson was so overwhelming in this game, he was the most dominant force in the game even though there was only one play you could call for him. For video proof, check out this TECMO Bowl highlight where Bo Jackson runs 99 yards and kills the entire 1st quarter (for those that didn’t play this game, he’s the dude running with the flashing “1” over his head). 
 
1999-2004 Minnesota Vikings (Madden 2000-2005) – There will never be a more dominant video game wide receiver than Randy Moss during this time span (he wasn’t too shabby in real life in this era either. If you forgot, watch this). The Vikings always had plenty of weapons around him that made them much more effective on Playstation than in real life. Robert Smith and Cris Carter were there the first two years, but things went to another level with the arrival of Daunte Culpepper and Michael Bennett. Culpepper was a huge dude with a cannon arm that could also run (in other words, he was the kind of guy you would create to play quarterback), and Bennett was between a 96 and a 98 in speed. Bennett was the classic guy who’s speed made him a much better Madden player than a real life one (former Broncos runningback Tatum Bell was another famous one). Minnesota was a juggernaut for online play.  

2002-03 Boston Bruins (NHL 03) – This Bruins club was based on the season after they earned the top seed in the east, but ended up choking against the Canadians in the first round. Anchored by Joe Thornton, this team had a fleet of goal scorers in Glen Murray, Sergei Samsonov, Brian Rolston, and Mike Knuble. Things were even better offensively when 18-year old super phenom Cam Muir was added to the mix. Muir’s ability to skate in circles around the net almost resulted in my friend Ethan punching my television on several occasions. Muir’s exploits on the ice were almost as prolific as his efforts on the gridiron playing quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Someday, his multi-sport efforts will be recognized (oh wait, they all happened in video games…nevermind). 

 

1994 Montreal Expos (TECMO Super Baseball) – If the 1994 strike had never happened, there would still be a baseball team in Montreal. They were selling home games out every night while turning every game into a track meet. This was the club that the current day Tampa Bay Rays most closely resemble. In TECMO Super Baseball (the greatest baseball game ever made in my opinion), the Expos have speed to burn. Larry Walker, Moises Alou, and Marquis Grissom formed the fastest outfield in baseball. Even their first baseman, Cliff Floyd, has the speed to steal 25 bases in a season. A very young Pedro Martinez anchored the rotation, and they also had the best bullpen in the game. You don’t mess with the ’94 Expos.


(EDITORS NOTE: I’ve owned TECMO Super Baseball for almost 15 years now. One of my goals in life before I croak is to play every single game of a 162 season for every team. I pick which team to use in a given match-up based on who’s pitching or which team is at home. So far I’ve made it through roughly 18 games for each club. The estimated ETA for finishing this project is 2039. Is this a good time to mention that I was somehow able to produce an offspring?)

2006 Indianapolis Colts (Madden 2007) – This was the first year that Madden introduced the passing cone, where you had to use the right analog to highlight which area of the field you would be able to throw an accurate pass. The size of your cone (or in other words, the size of the area you could throw an accurate pass) was based on how high your quarterback was rated in both awareness and accuracy. Peyton Manning was rated a 99 in both awareness and accuracy in this game, so his passing cone was roughly the size of Alaska. Compare that to what JaMarcus Russell’s cone, which was the size of a thumbtack.

1992-93 Chicago Blackhawks (NHLPA ’93) – You could probably put this team down for any hockey game from 1992 through 1995 because of the most destructive on-ice force in video game history, Jeremy Roenick. Roenick was a very good NHL player, but his video game exploits were made legendary by the 1996 movie “Swingers” (that movie is rated R, for those that do not want to see adult content). After winning a game against his buddy, Vince Vaughn stated, “It’s not so much me as its Roenick. He’s good.” It was the truth.    

2005 Philadelphia Eagles (Madden 2006) –Donovan McNabb was coming off his best season in the NFL, which gave him the highest rating in the game he ever had. Terrell Owens was the second best wide receiver in the game. Throw in Brian Westbrook (a runningback that you could use quite easily as a receiver, which made him a nightmare to match up with) and a great defense, and you had yourself one of the greatest Madden teams of all time.

2006 Team USA (NHL 06) – A friend of mine and I were able to complete an entire “World Tournament” in this version of NHL (the “World Tournament” was essentially the game’s version of Olympic hockey). On paper, Canada was far and away the best team, with Russia and Sweden tied for second. However, when the real games were played, the United States was unstoppable. Led by grizzled vets Brett Hull, Mike Modano, and Brian Leetch, Team USA cruised to the World Tournament victory. It had to have been a programming glitch by whoever made the game.

2004-05 Houston Rockets (NBA Live ’05) – My college roommate put up an 84 point, 34 rebound game with Yao Ming against me one night. That performance was enough to earn the Rockets a mention in this column.

2004 New York Yankees (MVP Baseball 2004) – The Yankees lineup was so ridiculous that it makes it all the more amazing that the Red Sox were able to come back from a 3-0 deficit in real life. Derek Jeter, A-Rod, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, and Hideki Matsui were all All-Stars in real life. Throw in Jorge Posada, Bernie Williams, and Kenny Lofton, and you end up with 8 out of 9 guys capable of doing damage. Pitching to them in MVP was like navigating a minefield.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Uninformed 1st Round Stanley Cup Playoff Picks

            As I’ve aged, hockey and I have steadily grown apart. I didn’t mean for it to happen, but with the 2004-05 lockout, and the difficulty in finding a game that involved two teams other than the Bruins, it’s been a very hard league to follow the last five years.

When I first moved into my own apartment, I was able to purchase the Time Warner Digital Cable package, and for the first time, was able to watch Versus. This led to a torrid affair between the Stanley Cup Playoffs and myself for the first time since Martin St.Louis led the Lightning to the Cup in 2004 (not a romantic affair, that phrase just means I watched an awful lot of hockey). Versus aired playoff games every night for two months. It felt like getting together with an old girlfriend (you know, the part where you remember all the best parts of her and forget why you broke up with her in the first place?). The outstanding final that year between Pittsburgh and Detroit capped off a fantastic spring. Unfortunately though, hockey faded to the background again when the 2008-09 regular season started and it was again difficult to find games. I've still kept an eye on hockey from a distant, and am now ready to offer to the world my official uninformed Stanley Cup 1st Round Picks.  

                   

EASTERN CONFERENCE


#1 Washington Capitals vs. #8 New York Rangers
            Washington isn’t quite the offensive juggernaut it was in past seasons, but that may actually be a good team. An increased focus on defense has led the Capitals to giving up the fourth fewest goals in the NHL. As long as young goalie Michal Neuvirth is competent, Washington should be able to overpower the Rangers. I’ll be shocked if they go down in the first round as a top seed for a second straight year.
            Prediction = Capitals in 5

#2 Philadelphia Flyers vs. #7 Buffalo Sabres
            Buffalo was fighting for their playoff lives the second half of the season, and rose to the challenge by finishing the year on a 28-11-6 run. All-world goalie Ryan Miller (of 2010 Olympic fame) is more than capable of stoning a superior club for a seven game series. Philadelphia patched together their goaltending situation last year, but I don’t think they’ll be able to pull it off two years in a row.
            Prediction = Sabres in 7

#3 Boston Bruins vs. #6 Montreal Canadiens
            It seems like there is a rule that these two teams need to meet every single year in the NHL Playoffs. Maybe these two franchises are magnetically attracted to each other. As if the series needed any more juice, we are just a month removed from Zdeno Chara’s devastating hit on Max Pacioretty. Boston has looked like a team that is on a mission to avenge their epic choke against the Flyers in last year’s playoffs. Look for Montreal to bring plenty of fight, but the more physical Bruins will wear them down eventually.
            Prediction = Bruins in 7  

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Tampa Bay Lightning
            What Pittsburgh has done in without superstar centers Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin has been remarkable. Marc-Andre Fleury has been outstanding the past two months, but has been all or nothing the past few seasons in the playoffs. Tampa Bay has a huge edge on the offensive end of the ice, but needs to get solid goaltending out of journeyman Dwayne Roloson. He’s done it before back in 2006 when he backstopped the Edmonton Oilers to the Stanley Cup Finals. Look for him to provide steady enough play to get Tampa Bay into the second round.
            Prediction = Lightning in 6

WESTERN CONFERENCE

#1 Vancouver Canucks vs. # Chicago Blackhawks
            Vancouver would probably much rather be playing Los Angeles as opposed to the defending Stanley Cup champions, but this is not the same Blackhawks team that knocked the Canucks out of the playoffs the past two seasons. I expect the Sedin twins and Roberto Luongo to power the Canucks into the second round.
            Prediction = Canucks in 5

#2 San Jose Sharks vs. #7 Los Angeles Kings
            I would’ve been all over the Kings in this series, but the loss of star center Anze Kopitar crushed them. San Jose has struggled in past seasons during the playoffs, but they couldn’t of asked for a better set-up here.
            Prediction = Sharks in 4

#3 Detroit Red Wings vs. #6 Phoenix Coyotes
            Phoenix pushed Detroit to seven games before losing to them in the first round a year ago. Coyotes’ goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov is the key. If he significantly outplays opposing goaltender Jimmy Howard (which isn’t that much of a stretch), Phoenix is capable of stealing this series. Detroit will be in real trouble if they don’t get Henrik Zetterberg back at any point after game 2.
            Prediction = Coyotes in 6

#4 Anaheim Ducks vs. #5 Nashville Predators
            This series is a tough one for me. On one side, you have 50-goal scorer Corey Perry, and Teamu Selanne, who is somewhere between 38 and 64 years old. On the other, you have badass defenseman Shea Weber and the breakout goalie of the year, Pekka Rinne. Most experts that I’ve read are choosing the Ducks, but I’m throwing my weight (what littler there is of it) behind the dude named Pekka and the Nashville Predators.
            Prediction = Predators in 7