The Perfect Fantasy Sports Week, an Intense Review

              One of the greatest moments in my fantasy sports playing career occurred this past week, with all nine of my active fake teams winning last week. This meant three loaded basketball squads, two solid hockey teams, and four hit-or-miss football clubs were able to navigate the cloudy fantasy landscape for glory. I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever pulled off this feat before, but since I haven't written anything in a while, this seems like a good enough excuse to crank out some useless analysis of teams that don’t actually exist.

Fantasy Basketball – Basketball ranks as the sport I’m the most dialed in too, and that has shown with my recent fantasy hoops performance.

The Demoralizers 8, Goodoleboy58 2 

Juan Pablo Montoya 10, Goodoleboy58 1

            We put these two wins together because of one man, the fantasy hoops destroyer of souls, Mr. Anthony Davis. To put The Brow’s start to the 2014-15 campaign in perspective, here are some fun facts.

-         At the time of this writing, Davis is ranked in the top 5 in scoring (fourth), rebounding (second), blocks (first, a full block per game better than second place), and steals (fourth, tops among big men).

-         Davis has only committed 13 personal fouls in nine games, which for a player with his level of defensive impact, is astonishing.

-         For you advanced stat nerds, he’s not even in the top 20 in “close touches” per game (which basically rates how many times he gets the ball in the paint).

-         The Brow is shooting 56% from the field, and he shot 66% last week.

-         Those last two factoids together means he should be getting the ball a lot more than he does.

-         He’s only 21 years old.

-         I’m the proud owner of him in an auction keeper league and normal redraft league.

Sure there were other guys that contributed to these two victories (honorable mentions go out to Damian Lillard and Klay Thompson), but Davis is the man.

Terminus 7, Gabriel’s Great Team 2

            This is a beat ‘em and deplete ‘em league, and the addition of Steph Curry after a win the week before paid immediate dividends. Curry is the second ranked player in fantasy hoops this year, and the scary thing is he really hasn’t shot the ball as well as he’s capable of.

Fantasy Hockey – Hockey is the sport I keep up with the least, but thanks to making simple decisions (like drafting dudes late who get to play with Crosby and Malkin) has generally led to me fielding competitive clubs.

HiFructose CornSyrup 6, Black Bears 3

            Sticking to names I know helped me draft Tomas Plekanec very late, which allowed him to be my MVP last week with 2 goals and 3 assists.

The Demoralizers 9, Push Puck Punk 1

            Sometimes, you have to get lucky with who you draw in a given week. Push Puck Punk was in first place, but the law of averages resulted in his team laying an egg this week.

Fantasy Football – I like order and logic, which makes playing fantasy football very difficult for me on weekly basis. Of the four teams listed below, only one is solidly near the top of the standings, with the other three fighting for their playoff lives.

Drive On 120.40, Gunning For Plaxico 105.04

            We built this team around Jimmy Graham, but thankfully Alshon Jeffrey was able to bail him out this week. Also big props go out to Ryan Tannehill, who didn’t crap his pants while Tony Romo was on a bye week.

The Demoralizers 113.42, Top Gun 97.14

            Mike Evans picked a great week to have his breakout game, as his 39.04 points were more than a third of my total scoring. If we can get Evans a real quarterback, he’ll be a beast for the foreseeable future.

Khan 156, Jim Fossil 138

            Kudos to Emmanuel Sanders for delivering 100 yards and a touchdown before getting knocked silly Sunday against the Rams.

Cool Ranch Doritos 117.55, Ron Burgandy 100.70

            If I were my opponent, I’d be pretty pissed that Cody Fleener put up 144 yards receiving.

            So there you have it. It took a lot of Anthony Davis, a dash of Patric Hornqvist (thanks for not snagging him fellow fantasy hockey players), and immense luck on the gridiron, but we’ll take a week like that anytime we can get it.

2014 No Credentials NBA 30

            We’re starting our first set of season ending awards here at No Credentials, and here’s the criteria for how it works.

-         Based on regular and post-season results, we picked three players for ten different “teams” (the NBA has been obsessed with “Big 3s”, so this number makes sense).

-         Players were chosen based on who we would want to have under contract for the next four years, so youth and potential are favorable traits. Likewise, players like Tim Duncan were left off the list.

-         The second and third picks for each team were based on who was previously drafted on another club; meaning one team didn’t select two point guards or two centers.

-         This list was made from memory without looking at statistics for each player, although stats will be used in each player’s write-up.

-         Potential rookies were not included on the list.

Without further ado, the 2014 No Credentials NBA 30

Third Wheels

30. DeMar DeRozan, SG, Toronto Raptors

            DeRozan posted career highs in points (22.7 per game), boards (4.3), and most importantly, assists (4.0) while helping lead the Raptors back into the postseason. He isn’t the most efficient player, but if he learns to stop chucking from the 3-point line (a shade over 30% while attempting almost 3 per game) that will improve. Quietly, he’s a top-5 SG at only the age of 24.

29. Al Jefferson, PF-C, Charlotte Hornets

            Big Al was the driving force behind Charlotte snagging the seventh seed in the East, posting his first season over 20 points and 10 boards per game since 2008-09. When it comes to scoring from the low post, few do it better than Jefferson.

28. Chris Bosh, PF, Miami Heat

            Bosh added semi-reliable three-point shooting to his skill-set this year, which added a new dimension to the Miami attack.             

27. Lance Stephenson, SG-SF, Indiana Pacers

            Stephenson obviously has his issues, but no one can question his desire to win. It would be interesting to see what could happen if we went to a team that offered a larger offensive workload, but he’s likely going to stay in Indiana.

26. Kyle Lowry, PG, Toronto Raptors

            Criminally underrated to the point that he was left off of the All-Star team, Lowry was Toronto’s MVP after Rudy Gay was shipped to Sacramento. When his head is on straight, he’s a championship caliber player.

25. Serge Ibaka, PF-C, Oklahoma City Thunder

            Ibaka’s value was fully realized when he sat out the first two games of the Western Conference Finals. His improved shooting from three point range bodes well for the future of the Thunder offense.

24. Eric Bledsoe, PG-SG, Phoenix Suns

            Fellow Sun Goran Dragic was also in the mix to make the 30, but ultimately Bledsoe’s upside pushed him ahead of his teammate. Health is the only thing holding Bledsoe back, and barring another injury, we are expecting a full breakout next year.

23. Damian Lillard, PG, Portland Trail Blazers

            This feels a little low for Lillard, but when watching him he feels like a guy who’s already close to his ceiling. Comparing his numbers from his rookie and sophomore campaigns support that theory. Regardless, he’s still a big-time shot maker who delivered one of the top-5 moments of the playoffs with his series winning shot against the Rockets.

22. Dirk Nowitzki, PF, Dallas Mavericks

            Dirk is the oldest guy on this list, but as good a shooter as he is we think he’d still hold value as a spot-up stretch four on the right team when he’s pushing 40.

21. Bradley Beal, SG, Washington Wizards

            Beal’s story is similar to DeRozan’s, except Beal can hit 3s and is four years younger. It isn’t ridiculous to think Beal could be the best shooting guard in the NBA as soon as next season.

Second Banana’s

20. Kevin Love, PF, Minnesota Timberwolves

            Love is a gifted offensive player and fantastic rebounder, but the rest of his defensive skills leave much to be desired. A championship can be won with Love, but a rim-protecting center and an elite point guard are needed.

19. Tony Parker, PG, San Antonio Spurs

            Parker’s getting up there in age, which is concerning considering his game is predicated on his ability to get into the paint. Regardless, his role as a catalyst on the team that just won the Finals earns him a spot on this list.

18. Carmelo Anthony, SF-PF, New York Knicks

            I considered copying and pasting what I typed about Kevin Love here, but instead I’ll just tell you to reread Love’s right up and swap out “Love’ for “Carmelo”.

17. Kyrie Irving, PG, Cleveland Cavaliers

            It’s not Irving’s fault that he plays for a team that fired the same coach twice within four years. There’s a good chance Irving’s best years will happen on another team sometime down the road.

16. Blake Griffin, PF, Los Angeles Clippers

            Griffin was a monster this year, but we’re still not putting him into the top-10. If he backs up the season he just had next year, we’ll have to push him that high.

15. Joakim Noah, PF-C, Chicago Bulls

            Noah was far and away the most consistent defensive player in the NBA this season, and he upped his value even more by posting a career high 5.4 assists per game this season. He’d be the perfect compliment for either Kevin Love or Carmelo Anthony.

14. James Harden, SG, Houston Rockets

            We’d like to see Harden revert more to his playmaking days from Oklahoma City rather than being a volume shot taker, but he’s still either the first or second best shooting guard in the league.

13. Dwight Howard, C, Houston Rockets

            Howard quietly delivered what the Rockets were looking for when they signed him last year, with the only disappointing number being his blocks dipping under 2 per game for the first time since the 2006-07 season. Howard seems to be understanding that he doesn’t need to dominate the ball in the post, and should be even more effective if Houston is able to land another star player this off-season.

12. Marc Gasol, C, Memphis Grizzlies

            Along with Howard, Gasol is the only other true center in the league that can adequately handle playing in a small-ball lineup. I’d like to see Memphis utilize him more, as his playmaking ability is elite for a man of his size.

11. DeMarcus Cousins, PF-C, Sacramento Kings

            I understand that Boogie is bonkers, but there’s no denying that he is the dominant low-post scorer in the NBA. If we didn’t have a history of behavior issues, he’d be in the top-5.

Franchise Players

10. Chris Paul, PG, Los Angeles Clippers

            There’s a legitimate case to be made that Paul has a history of postseason choking, but there still isn’t another point guard I’d rather have running my half-court offense.

9. Paul George, SG-SF, Indiana Pacers

            George made a giant leap this season, but next year he needs to establish more game-to-game consistency to place him in the discussion of best players in the league.

8. John Wall, PG, Washington Wizards

            Even if Derrick Rose (who was left off this list due to health concerns) returns near full strength, Wall will still be the best point guard in the Eastern Conference. We’ll go out on a limb and predict Wall makes his first run at League MVP next season.

7. LaMarcus Aldridge, PF, Portland Trail Blazers

            Aldridge is arguably the best 18-foot jump shooter in the league, which is a real asset for floor spacing. I don’t think anyone would’ve thought that Aldridge would be so highly regarded when he was drafted out of Texas.

6. Stephen Curry, PG-SG, Golden State Warriors

            The shot making has always been there, but it’s his 8.5 assists per game in 2013-14 that’s noteworthy. The turnovers need to come down, but Curry is well on his way to establishing himself as a true floor general.

5. Russell Westbrook, PG-SG, Oklahoma City Thunder

            More often than not this postseason, it was Westbrook taking the critical shots in crunch time instead of Kevin Durant. Whether that’s a bi-product of selfishness or being the guy with the biggest onions is up for debate, but there’s no doubt that Westbrook is a top-5 talent. Ultimately we’d love to see the Thunder find a point guard and shift Westbrook to the 2, as he would be fully unleashed to attack when he has the ball in his hands.

 

4. Kawhi Leonard, SF, San Antonio Spurs

            At first glance, this seems like an epic overreaction to his NBA Finals MVP award, but Leonard truly deserves to be ranked this high. For starters, he’s only 22 years old. If he was on a team other than San Antonio, his points per game would be significantly higher, but his unselfishness makes him the perfect Spur. There’s no one better suited physically to guard Lebron James, and even when tasked with guarding the leagues best player he’s still able to produce on the offensive end. Do it all players like Leonard don’t grow on trees, and San Antonio is fortunate to have one of it’s pillars for the post Duncan era in place already.

3. Anthony Davis, PF, New Orleans Pelicans

            The Brow was an absolute monster this year, and looks poised to lead the next generation of NBA stars after Lebron and Durant move on. His defensive production was never in doubt when he came out of Kentucky, but you’ll be hard pressed to find someone who thought he could average more than 20 points per game as a 20-year old. The sky truly is the limit for him, and he’s a dark horse to finish first on this list next season.

2. Kevin Durant, SF, Oklahoma City Thunder
            Durant is a post-up game away from being the most dominant player in the league. His playmaking skills are already improved (he posted a career high assist rate this year), but he needs to be able to get the ball closer than 25 feet away from the basket in crunch time.

1. Lebron James, SF, Miami Heat

            Lebron’s no longer the most dominant offensive player on the planet (Durant has passed him there), but it’s his defense that gives him the top spot on our list. He’s the only player in the NBA capable of guarding point guards, wings, and power forwards. James has the most impact on defense on a nightly basis, and at 29, still has some prime years left in him.

            Here’s what our ten trios ended up being. Feel free to comment here, on Facebook, or Twitter to pass along your thoughts on our first annual NBA 30.

Team	Player 1	Player 2	Player 3
1	Lebron James, Heat	DeMarcus Cousins, Kings	Bradley Beal, Wizards
2	Kevin Durant, Thunder	Marc Gasol, Grizzlies	Dirk Nowitzki, Mavericks
3	Anthony Davis, Hornets	Dwight Howard, Rockets	Damian Lillard, Trail Blazers
4	Kawhi Leonard, Spurs	James Harden, Rockets	Eric Bledsoe, Suns
5	Russell Westbrook, Thunder	Joakim Noah, Bulls	Serge Ibaka, Thunder
6	Stephen Curry, Warriors	Blake Griffin, Clippers	Kyle Lowry, Raptors
7	LaMarcus Aldridge, Trail Blazers	Kyrie Irving, Cavaliers	Lance Stephenson, Pacers
8	John Wall, Wizards	Carmelo Anthony, Knicks	Chris Bosh, Heat
9	Paul George, Pacers	Tony Parker, Spurs	Al Jefferson, Raptors
10	Chris Paul, Clippers	Kevin Love, Timberwolves	DeMar DeRozan, Raptors

NBA/NHL Postseason Awards

            We just ended a two-month stretch where literally every night of the week there was either a playoff basketball or hockey game on. I realize most folks are split one way or the other in which sport they favor more (especially the hockey crowd. If you want to hear a slew of inappropriate words in quick succession, ask a die-hard puck-head what they think about all of the basketball highlights on Sportscenter), but for me, they almost blend into each other. And for my wife, she complains that I hog the television for 70 straight nights (it’s been four years, she should know by now right?). For my money, the NBA/NHL playoffs are the best time of the year in sports.
            On the night that we should be watching the Bruins and Blackhawks play in an epic Game 7, we hand out some fake awards for both leagues, and in the end, pick which sport had the stronger playoff season.

Most Memorable Game

NBA = NBA Finals Game 6, Spurs @ Heat
NHL = NHL Stanley Cup Finals Game 6, Blackhawks @ Bruins
            I had the Bruins epic Game 7 comeback against Toronto penciled in for this honor for a week, but when you score two goals in 17 seconds to win the Stanley Cup, that trumps everything.
            As for the NBA, Game 6 probably will go in the books as one of the ten greatest games ever played. It wasn’t a display of basketball excellence (Lebron tried to choke twice in regulation before Ray Allen bailed the Heat out), but in terms of drama, the only game that comes close in the last decade was Derek Fisher’s miraculous 0.4-second jumper in 2004 against the Spurs (which shouldn’t of counted because it should be physically impossible to catch, turn, and shoot in less than half a second, but whatever).

Team With the Best Long Term Outlook
NBA = Indiana Pacers
NHL = Boston Bruins
            Indiana could lose David West this off-season (I’m betting on him resigning, but we’ve been wrong in this space before), but with Paul George reaching franchise player status, the Pacers have two legitimate building blocks in George and Roy Hibbert. If they can add a three-point specialist off the bench (it’s not out of the realm of possibility that the Pacers would’ve been in the NBA Finals if they had signed Carlos Delfino for $3 million instead of the Rockets), Indiana is perfectly positioned to contend in the Eastern Conference for the next several seasons.
            It might be hard to believe Boston is all right after their shocking Game 6 collapse, but the core of the team is still very young. Tyler Seguin still has room to grow into a franchise player (I don’t think the lockout did him any favors), and Patrice Bergeron and David Krejci established themselves as legitimate A-quality centers. The Bruins will be favorites in the East for the foreseeable future.

Breakout Player

NBA = Stephen Curry, PG-SG, Golden State Warriors
NHL = Tukka Rask, G, Boston Bruins
            It feels like years ago, but remember when Stephen Curry was assaulting Denver and San Antonio with a ridiculous 3-point barrage night after night? Watching Curry go bonkers (and simultaneously, the Warriors fans losing their minds) was the highlight of the NBA playoffs. If Curry ever figures out how to keep his ankles from rolling, Golden State now has the knowledge that a championship team can be built around him.
            Tukka will shoulder some of the blame Boston’s Game 6 collapse, but it’s important not to forget how valuable he was to the Bruins during their Finals run. He was a brick wall against the talented Pittsburgh Penguins, and was even better against New York. No one will ask about Tim Thomas anymore (at least they shouldn’t). This is Rask’s team now.

Most Disappointing Club

NBA = Oklahoma City Thunder
NHL = Washington Capitals
            The Russell Westbrook knee injury was the great what-if of these playoffs (other than of course, if the Thunder didn’t ship off James Harden before the season). A healthy Westbrook plus whatever Oklahoma City is able to add after they amnesty Kendrick Perkins (wishful thinking) should return the Thunder to the top of the Western Conference.
            I don’t think anyone was expecting the Capitals to march to a Stanley Cup, but squandering Alex Ovechkin’s return to MVP form was extremely disappointing.

MVP

NBA = Lebron James, SF, Miami Heat
NHL = Patrick Kane, RW, Chicago Blackhawks
            No Credentials didn’t go out on a limb here (both players were the playoff MVPs of their respective teams), but both deserve to be mentioned again. Kane carried the Blackhawks while Jonathan Toews was struggling, while Lebron cemented his status as one of the five greatest NBA players of all time.

Which League’s Playoffs Were Better?

            The NHL normally jumps out to a huge lead in this yearly race thanks to a Round 1 that actually is competitive (most NBA round 1 match-ups are runaways), but the NBA stepped up it’s game this year. Stephen Curry’s 3-point explosions were enough to pull off an upset of the third seed in the West. Chicago outlasted Brooklyn in a brutal triple overtime slugfest (friend of the blog Nate Robinson went ape shit remember?), and Houston was able to push the Thunder after the Westbrook injury. We’ll still give the first round victory to the NHL (Boston’s Game 7 against Toronto alone accomplished that), but it was close. Basketball scored higher marks the rest of the way however. Round 2 was highlighted by a valiant effort by Golden State against the Spurs, while the Pacers pushed the Heat to the brink in the Eastern Conference Finals. Finally, when your league year ends with it’s best player performing at his absolute best to win a title, the clear winner in the fight (unless you’re a diehard hockey fan) is the NBA.