Showing posts with label Dirk Nowitzki. Show all posts
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Monday, April 15, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (4/12-4/14)

10. Jose Reyes Injures His Ankle
            A bunch of folks that drafted him in the third or fourth round on their fantasy team are really disappointed.

9. Carlos Quentin Drops Appeal, Dodges Trip to Los Angeles
            Shouldn’t of Quentin’s penalty forced him to play at Dodger Stadium less than a week after breaking Zack Greinke’s clavicle?

8. Kyle Busch Wins Another Nationwide Race
            It’s awesome that all of the young up-and-coming drivers get a chance to finish second to Kyle Busch every week in the Nationwide Series.

7. Michigan Point Guard Trey Burke Enters the NBA Draft
            Eventually, a NBA team could win a championship if Trey Burke was their fourth best player. I’m not sure if that’s a comment or an insult, but it’s the way it is.

6. Kevin Durant Fined $25,000 For “Menacing Gesture”
            I tried to fine my son $25K for dropping a menacing poop in his Pamper, but alas he doesn’t have any money.

5. Atlanta Braves Sweep Nationals, Improve to 11-1
            If Evan Gattis keeps hitting the crap out of baseballs, someone is going to make a movie about him in three years.

4. Kyle Busch Wins the NRA 500
            People two left or right of center were too busy arguing about the NRA to realize that a NASCAR race was actually happening.

3. Dirk Nowitzki Becomes First German to Score 25,000 Points
            Deutschland ist sehr gut.

2. Kobe Bryant Tears His Achilles, Makes a Crazy Facebook Post, and Then Tweets Photos of His Surgery
            Don’t bet against Kobe being ready for opening night next fall.

1. Adam Scott Wins The Masters
            This one was especially meaningful after Scott’s epic choke last summer in the British Open. Incredibly, he becomes the first man from Australia ever to win at Augusta.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (12/21-12/23)

10. The World Didn’t Explode
            I can now say that I’ve lived through Y2K, The Rapture, and the Mayan Apocalypse. I look forward to the next doomsday prediction.

9. Nick Swisher Joins the Indians
            This doesn’t have any relation to real-life, but I thought it would be a good time to mention that Nick Swisher was one of the main components I gave away in a 4-for-1 deal for Buster Posey in the No Credentials keeper league. 

8. Lionel Messi Ends 2012 With 91 Goals
            For those not in the know, that’s a lot of fucking goals.

7. Temple Knocks Off #3 Syracuse
            Here’s your obligatory mention of a big college basketball upset that I really don’t give a shit about, sponsored by Mentos.

6. Calvin Johnson Sets Record For Single-Season Receiving Yardage
            Glad something positive came out of the poop sandwich that was the 2012 Detroit Lions.

5. Dirk Returns
            We’ll ignore the fact that the Spurs beat Dallas by 29 points and simply celebrate the return of the big goofy German.
           
4. Vikings Stun Texans
            I’d like to formally apologize to anyone whose fantasy football fate depended on or Adrian Peterson Arian Foster.

3. Andrew Luck Leads Colts Back to Postseason
            They are going to lose by 25 to the Ravens in the Wildcard Round, but a playoff appearance in his rookie season with his less than stellar supporting cast is a stunning accomplishment.

2. Cincinnati Eliminates Steelers, Earns Wildcard Berth
            Fortunately this game didn’t happen on 12-21-12, or else the world surely would’ve ended.

1. Cowboys Rally, Still Lose to Saints in Overtime
            I’m overjoyed that the Giants choke job ensures that the Cowboys will blow another Week 17 opportunity to win the NFC East.   

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Blow-Out the Budget 2011-12 NBA Preview

            No Credentials spent (way too much) time reviewing every roster in the NBA. Here are the qualifications for the three levels of players we assigned.

A-Level = A man capable of being the best player on a championship contending team with the right personal around him, or a player with the potential to be that type of guy.

B-Level = A man capable of being the second, third, or fourth best player on a championship contending team, or a player with A-Level talent that has personality traits that prevent them from reaching that level.

C-Level = Players capable of delivering 15-25 solid minutes off the bench, or former A and B-Level players that have slight chances of bouncing back.

30. Charlotte Bobcats
A-Level = None
B- Level = SF/PF/C Boris Diaw
C- Level = PG D.J. Augustin, SF Corey Maggette
Rookies = PG Kemba Walker, C Bismack Biyombo
Reason for Optimism = Probable top-5 pick in loaded 2012 Draft.
            Michael Jordan wasn’t a hard-line owner in the lockout because he cared about the economics of the NBA. I think he just wanted to cancel the season so no one would have to see his crappy team attempt to play basketball. It would be wise for Charlotte to give plenty of minutes to Kemba Walker to see if he is a viable NBA player. His size forces him to play the point, but he doesn’t have the natural passing instincts of Stephen Curry to make the transition be as smooth.

29. Cleveland Cavaliers
A-Level = None
B-Level = PF Antawn Jamison, C Anderson Varejao
C-Level = PG/SG Ramon Sessions
Rookies = PG Kyrie Irving, PF Tristan Thompson
Reason for Optimism = New foundation is under construction.
            I don’t see Kyrie Irving developing to a point where he is on the level of a Paul/Rose/Williams type player, but Irving could eventually be the second or third best player on a contending team. Odds are Cleveland will end up with another high first round pick for 2012. A core of Irving, Tristan Thompson (who looks like a project player at this point, but could be a force in two or three seasons, and one of the top rookies from the 2012 class will be something for Cavs fans to look forward too. Flipping Varejao and Jamison to contending teams for future draft picks would speed the rebuilding process even more.

28. Detroit Pistons
A-Level = None
B-Level = SG Ben Gordon, C Greg Monroe
C-Level = PG/SG Rodney Stuckey, SF Tayshaun Prince, SF Austin Daye, PF Charlie Villanueva
Rookies = PG Brandon Knight, C Vernon Macklin
Reason for Optimism = They have to fire Joe Dumars soon…right?
            If the NBA title were awarded to the team that acquired the most mediocre players that play the same positions, Detroit would easily be the championship favorites. Joe Dumars is like the owner in your fantasy football league who drafts two quarterbacks in the first four rounds. Resigning Tayshaun Prince will only take away minutes from promising youngsters like Austin Daye. 

27. Toronto Raptors
A-Level = None
B-Level = SG DeMar DeRozan, PF Andrea Bargnani
C-Level = PG Jose Calderon, PG Jerryd Bayless, SG Leandro Barbosa, PF Amir Johnson, C Ed Davis
Rookies = None
Reason for Optimism = The Maples Leafs are back!
            My wife loves DeMar DeRozan. She drafted him in the sixteenth round in our fantasy draft last year. She loves that he has two capital letters in the middle of his first and last name. She loves that he didn’t use props or gimmicks in last years dunk contest, and then called out the people who did. Needless to say, it wasn’t surprising that she took DeRozan about 25 picks earlier than she needed to in our draft this past Sunday.

26. Washington Wizards
A-Level = PG John Wall
B-Level = C JaVale McGee
C-Level = SG Nick Young, SF Rashard Lewis, PF Andray Blatche
Rookies = SF Jan Vesely, PG Shelvin Mack, SF Chris Singleton
Reason for Optimism = Jan Vesely’s girlfriend.
            John Wall should take a major step forward in his development, but there isn’t enough talent around him to fully take advantage of it. Washington would be wise to tank the season in order to get a second banana for Wall (think a Harrison Barnes, Anthony Davis type player).

25. Phoenix Suns
A-Level = None
B-Level = PG Steve Nash, PF Channing Frye, C Marcin Gortat
C-Level = SG/SF Jared Dudley, SG Shannon Brown, SF Grant Hill, C Robin Lopez
Rookies = PF Markieff Morris
            This looks like the year the Phoenix Suns will finally hit rock bottom. Nash still has the ability to make everyone on the court with him better, but it’s going to be a challenge for him to hold up through the condensed schedule. I don’t see a guy on this roster that will be able to get his own shot (unless Shannon Brown has some skills we don’t know about). Hopefully for the sake of Nash the Suns have the decency to ship him to a contender.

24. Milwaukee Bucks
A-Level = None
B- Level = PG Brandon Jennings, SG Stephen Jackson, C Andrew Bogut
C-Level = SG Mike Dunleavy, SF Carlos Delfino, SF Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, PF Drew Gooden
Rookies = SF Tobias Harris, PF Jon Leuer
Reason for Optimism = Greg Jennings will be back after the bye!
            Milwaukee plays real hard defense, but had a terrible time trying to score last season. I’ll be polite and say that Brandon Jennings’ shot selection was questionable. He’ll benefit from having Stephen Jackson on the team, which hopefully well allow him to stay out of hero mode on a nightly basis. The only thing that will save the Bucks from lottery-ville will be Andrew Bogut returning to his 2009-10 form (pre-elbow injury).

23. New Jersey Nets
A-Level = PG Deron Williams
B-Level = C Brook Lopez (out 4-10 weeks), PF Kim Kardashian’s Ex-Husband…oh I’m sorry he has a name…Kris Humphries
C-Level = PG Jordan Farmar, SG Anthony Morrow, SF/PF Shawne Williams, C Mehmet Okur
Rookies = SG Marshon Brooks, C Jordan Williams
Reason for Optimism = A couple of months of Dwight Howard trade rumors before he ends up with the Lakers.
            I wrote a couple of flattering things about the Nets a couple of nights ago (and a joke about how they could trade Brook Lopez and a bag of dog poop for Dwight Howard), but now Lopez will probably miss at least half of the regular season. Ouch.

22. Philadelphia 76ers
A-Level = None
B-Level = PG Jrue Holiday, SF Andre Iguodala, SF Thaddeus Young, PF Elton Brand
C-Level = PG Louis Williams, SG Evan Turner, SG Jodie Meeks, C Spencer Hawes
Rookies = PF Lavoy Allen, C Nikola Vucevic
Reason for Optimism = What will they get when they move Andre Iguodala?
            I’d like this group a lot more if this were a normal season, but can’t see Elton Brand holding up long. He’s not a guy that’s capable to survive a nine games in twelve days type stretch. My two main objectives this season if I were running the 76ers would be to see if Evan Turner can morph into a franchise player (he didn’t appear to have that potential last season), and then find a suitor for Andre Iguodala. Iguodala would be a valuable defensive force on a playoff team, but isn’t suiting to being your squad’s best player. He’s the classic “B-Level Guy Being Asked to be an A-Level Guy” example.

21. New Orleans Hornets
A-Level = SG Eric Gordon
B-Level = C Emeka Okafor, PF/C Chris Kaman
C-Level = PG Jarrett Jack, SF Trevor Ariza, SF Al-Farouq Aminu
Rookies = None
Reason for Optimism = David Stern is going to rig the draft so the Hornets end up with the top-2 picks next year.
            Gordon is poised for a monster season (think 27 points per game), but unfortunately there just isn’t enough around him this season for the Hornets to make the playoffs. Expect guys like Ariza or Kaman to eventually get flipped for future assets, and also expect the Hornets to look very scary going into the 2013-14 season. 

20. Minnesota Timberwolves
A-Level = None
B-Level = PF Kevin Love
C-Level = PG J.J. Barea, SG Wes Johnson, SF Michael Beasley, PF Anthony Tolliver, PF Anthony Randolph, C Darko Millcic
Rookies = PG Ricky Rubio, SF Derrick Williams, SG Malcolm Lee
Reason for Optimism = Plenty of assets to attempt to trade for star players that want nothing to do with playing for the Minnesota Timberwolves.
            GM David Kahn has taken a page out of the Joe Dumars playbook, and acquired all sorts of players that do the exact same thing. Most seasons that would be a problem, but in the 120 sprint the NBA has scheduled, an over abundance of depth might not be a bad thing. The Timberwolves will have no problem trotting out guys with fresh legs every night. Would you bet on the Celtics back-ups to beat Minnesota’s second unit (which will feature Williams, Barea, Tolliver, and Randolph to begin the season)? I wouldn’t.

19. Sacramento Kings
A-Level = None
B-Level = PG/SG Tyreke Evans, SG Marcus Thornton, C DeMarcus Cousins
C-Level = SG Francisco Garcia, SF John Salmons, PF J.J. Hickson
Rookies = PG Jimmer Fredette (JIMMER!), PG Isaiah Thomas, SF Tyler Honeycutt
Reason for Optimism = Fans get to watch the oddest collection of characters since “Arrested Development”
            I could probably write 3,000 words about how crazy this roster is. Jimmer must’ve thought he accidentally arrived at a halfway house when he showed up for Kings training camp. I’d like to see the go small with Jimmer and Thornton in the backcourt, Tyreke at the 3, and Cousins and Hickson working down low. None of those five guys would play defense, but the team would put up 115 per game. 

18. Utah Jazz
A-Level = PF/C Al Jefferson
B-Level = PG Devin Harris, PF Paul Millsap, PF Derrick Favors
C-Level = SG C.J. Miles
Rookies = C Enes Kanter, SG Alec Burks
Reason for Optimism = Great skiing!
            Utah is stuck with the same issue that screwed the Lakers up last season. Their three best players (Jefferson, Millsap, and Favors) usually can’t be on the court together. Things are even more complicated when you throw rookie Enes Kanter (who is a project player) into the mix. Millsap will reportedly see a lot of time at small forward, but that would be a disaster defensively. Look for Utah to move Millsap before the trade deadline, whether they are in contention or not.

17. Golden State Warriors
A-Level = PG Stephen Curry, PG/SG Monta Ellis
B-Level = SF Dorell Wright, PF David Lee
C-Level = None
Rookies = SG Klay Thompson, C Jeremy Tyler, PG Charles Jenkins
Reason for Optimism = The “sent” folder on Monta Ellis’ cellphone.
            Golden State will never be a contender until they move either Curry or Ellis. Neither of them can guard opposing 2-guards, which is tough when there is no one behind them to defend the rim (sorry Kwame Brown, there’s 10 years of evidence that you are not that guy). Ellis has a hint of Marbury, so he would be the guy I would try to move. 

16. Denver Nuggets
A-Level = None
B-Level = PG Ty Lawson, SG Arron Afflalo, SF Danilo Gallinari, PF Nene Hillario
C-Level = PG Andre Miller, SG Rudy Fernandez, SF Corey Brewer, PF Al Harrington, C Timofey Mozgov, C Chris Anderson
Rookies = SF Jordan Hamilton, PF Kenneth Faried
Reason for Optimism = Wilson Chandler is tearing it up right now…in China…until March…
               It’s amazing that Denver traded it’s franchise player away ten months ago, and lost three guys who decided to play in China, still looks this competitive on paper. If Gallinari or Lawson make the leap to A-Level status, we could be talking about a club that lands the third seed in the western conference.    

15. Houston Rockets
A-Level = None
B-Level = PG Kyle Lowry, SG Kevin Martin, SF Chase Budinger, PF Luis Scola
C-Level = PG Goran Dragic, SG Courtney Lee
Rookies = PF Marcus Morris, SF Chandler Parsons
Reason for Optimism = If we suck, we can blame David Stern from preventing Pau Gasol and Nene joining our team.
            For years, Houston has been hoarding assets. The hoarding of those assets finally appeared to pay off when the Rockets facilitated the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers. Alas, Stern vetoed the trade, Houston didn’t get Pau Gasol (and Nene, who apparently was set to join if Pau was acquired), and is now stuck with a bunch of pissed off players. As it stands now, Houston is a decent center away from being a contender in the west.

14. Orlando Magic
A-Level = C Dwight Howard
B-Level = SG Jason Richardson
C-Level = PG Jameer Nelson, SF Hedo Turkoglu, PF Ryan Anderson, PF Glen Davis
Rookies = SF DeAndre Liggins, PF Justin Harper
Reason for Optimism = Local amusement parks.
            No wonder Dwight Howard wants to leave Orlando. Big Baby was there big off-season move so far, which is even crazier when you factor in that they gave up a better player (Brandon Bass) to get him. It’s hard to tell if Orlando will stay strong in attempting to convince Howard to stay. If he does, they are looking at a four through sixth seed in the east. The earlier they trade him, the better chances of acquiring a top lottery pick. My advice for Orlando is to ship Howard out now to the highest bidder.

13. Atlanta Hawks
A-Level = SF/PF Josh Smith
B-Level = SG Joe Johnson, PF/C Al Horford
C-Level = PG Jeff Teague, SG/SF Tracy McGrady, SF Marvin Williams,
Rookies = PF Keith Benson
Reason for Optimism = If the world ends next year, we won’t have to pay Joe Johnson anymore money!
            I’d like Atlanta much more if they found a live body to play center, which would allow Smith and Horford to switch to the four and three. They don’t have enough size to exploit a team like Miami, and not enough athleticism to hang with Chicago. The only hope for the Hawks is Jeff Teague. If he becomes a consistent top-15 point guard, Atlanta has the big guns to hang with the elite teams of the east.

12. San Antonio Spurs
A-Level = SG Manu Ginobili
B-Level = PF/C Tim Duncan, PG Tony Parker
C-Level = SG Gary Neal, PF Matt Bonner, C DeJuan Blair, C Tiago Splitter
Rookies = SF Kawhi Leonard, PG Cory Joseph
Reason for Optimism = Due to end up with the top pick in the draft and pick a seven-footer that will be a cornerstone of the franchise for 15 years.
            If there was ever a team that was not constructed to play 66 games in 120 days, it would be this one. San Antonio is going to need major contributions from Gary Neal and Tiago Splitter to hang in the playoff race out west. That’s the only way the burden can be taken off of the very old foundation. Don’t be surprised if the long rumored Tony Parker trade finally comes to fruition this season.

11. Los Angeles Lakers
A-Level = SG Kobe Bryant, PF/C Pau Gasol
B-Level = C Andrew Bynum (suspended first four games)
C-Level = PG Derek Fisher, SF Matt Barnes, SF Metta World Peace, PF Josh McRoberts, PF/C Troy Murphy
F-Level = SF Luke Walton
Rookies = PG Darius Morris, SG Andrew Goudelock, PF Ater Majok
Reason for Optimism = Stem cells.
            Here’s another team not constructed to play a sprint schedule. Los Angeles has slowly morphed into one of the least athletic teams in the league. Losing Lamar Odom (one of the most versatile players in the league who could also handle the ball) is a killer for a club that has a gaping hole at point guard. They’ll be dangerous in the playoffs regardless of seed. It’s just a matter of keeping Kobe, Pau, and Bynum healthy.

10. New York Knicks
A-Level = SF Carmelo Anthony, PF Amar’e Stoudemire
B-Level = C Tyson Chandler, PG Baron Davis (out for probably the first month with a back injury)
C-Level = PG/SG Toney Douglas, SG Landry Fields
F-Level = PG Mike Bibby’s Rotting Corpse, I Mean, PG Mike Bibby (it’s hard to tell he’s still alive sometimes)
Rookies = SG Iman Shumpert, C Josh Harrellson
Reason for Optimism = No point guard, no problem! (they hope)
            I’d like the Knicks so much more if they had Lebron James instead of Carmelo. Anthony will be asked to be primary distributor of the ball (at least until Baron Davis is healthy), which is a role he has never had. For the most part, he’s been a ball-stopping isolation player his entire career. It will be interesting to see if he has the ability and mind-set to do it. He’ll need to shoulder the load in order to keep Amar’e and his shaky knees healthy through the season.

9. Portland Trail Blazers
A-Level = PF LaMarcus Aldridge
B-Level = PG Raymond Felton, SG Wesley Matthews, SF Gerald Wallace, C Marcus Camby, PG/SG Jamal Crawford
C-Level = C Kurt Thomas, C Greg Oden, C Greg Oden’s Penis
Rookies = PG Nolan Smith, SG Jon Diebler, SF Tanguy Ngombo
Reason for Optimism = Brandon Roy (may his basketball career R.I.P.) is no longer being paid $1, much less $18 million.
            I really like Portland’s top-6, but have concerns about the rest of the bench. Nolan Smith needs to give 15 Eric Maynor-like minutes a night to stabilize the second unit. If they can get anything out of Greg Oden come playoff time, Portland will boast the deepest group of bigs in the western conference.  

8. Boston Celtics
A-Level = SF Paul Pierce
B-Level = PG Rajon Rondo, SG Ray Allen, PF Kevin Garnett
C-Level = SG Marquis Daniels, PF Brandon Bass, C Jermaine O’Neal, C Chris Wilcox
Rookies = SG E’twaun Moore, PF JaJuan Johnson
Reason for Optimism = The Patriots beat Tebow!
            Boston failed to trade for Chris Paul, and pissed off Rondo in the process (not sure how he’ll react to that, although things have gone well in the pre-season so far). David West spurned them and instead signed with the Pacers. The only positive move for the Celtics was upgrading from Big Baby to Brandon Bass (and saving a few bucks in the process). The Celtics would be wise to take it easy in the regular season to keep the Big 4 healthy, and then run at full strength during the playoffs. They will need all four guys playing at their best to have any shot of winning the title.

7. Indiana Pacers
A-Level = SF Danny Granger
B-Level = PG Darren Collison, SG Paul George, PF David West, C Roy Hibbert
C-Level = PG/SG George Hill, PF Tyler Hansbrough, C Jeff Foster
Rookies = None
Reason for Optimism = Pieces are in place
            I’m predicting that the Pacers will be my NBA version of the Milwaukee Brewers (I loved them in my MLB preview last spring). There isn’t an overwhelming amount of depth, but I really like their 8-man rotation. David West’s arrival filled a gaping hole in the post, and allows Roy Hibbert to focus more on playing tough defense and cleaning up on the offensive glass. The only things that could derail them is a Danny Granger injury (he’s had a few during his career) and a David West injury (he’ll be a season removed from an ACL tear while trying to play 66 games in 120 days). If health is in their favor, watch out for the Pacers.

6. Dallas Mavericks
A-Level = PF Dirk Nowitzki
B-Level = PG Jason Kidd, SG Vince Carter, SG Jason Terry, SF Shawn Marion, SF/PF Lamar Odom
C-Level = PG Delonte West, C Brendan Haywood
Rookies = None
Reason for Optimism = We’re the defending champs bitch!
            The more I think about it, I really like how Mark Cuban and his people put their title-defending team together. There’s the ability to play big or small (having Kidd-Terry-Carter-Dirk-Odom out on the court at the same time could be the fastest bunch of old dudes in NBA history), and have tons of shooters to surround Nowitzki. The Mavericks’ chance at a title hinge largely on how well Brendan Haywood can fill the void left by Tyson Chandler. A repeat is unlikely, but look for the Mavericks to be stronger than the experts think. Either way, Dallas has done a nice job building a competitive team along with cap space for next year’s free agent class.

5. Los Angeles Clippers
A-Level = PG Chris Paul, PF Blake Griffin
B-Level = PG/SG Chauncey Billups, PG Mo Williams, SF Caron Butler, C DeAndre Jordan
C-Level = PG/SG Randy Foye, PG/SG Eric Bledsoe, SF Ryan Gomes, C Reggie Evans
Rookies = SG Travis Leslie, PF Trey Thompkins
Reason for Optimism = Blake Griffin, Year 2: Lob City.
             The Clippers are a really good that are a minor tweak or two away from being great. Their Achilles heal appears to be the ability to guard opposing 2-guards. Asking the combination of Paul/Billups/Williams/Foye do it for 48 minutes is a tall order. Moving Mo Williams to a team for a guy like O.J. Mayo would make a whole lot of sense. In addition, shipping Eric Bledsoe out for an additional big-man (Bill Simmons talked about how Anderson Varejao would be an excellent back-up for both Griffin and Jordan) would give this team depth across the board. Look for the Clippers to be very active before the trade deadline. Even after the Chris Paul trade, they have plenty of moveable parts left. 

4. Memphis Grizzlies
A-Level = PF Zach Randolph
B-Level = SF Rudy Gay, C Marc Gasol, PG Mike Conley, SG Tony Allen, SG O.J. Mayo
C-Level = PG Greivis Vazquez, SF Sam Young, PF Darrell Arthur (injured to start the year), PF Mikki Moore
Reason for Optimism = The return of Rudy Gay to a club that nearly made the Western Conference Finals last year without him.
            There isn’t a more underrated front-line in the NBA than Gay-Randolph-Gasol. All three are athletic, all of them can hammer the glass, and all three can score when the opportunity is there. The ceiling of the Grizzlies will be decided by whether or not they move O.J. Mayo, and what they get back in return. Personally, I think they should keep him as their sixth man and try to have him fill a Jason Terry-like role. Last year’s playoff run wasn’t a fluke. The Grizzlies are for real.

3. Chicago Bulls
A-Level = PG Derrick Rose
B-Level = C Joakim Noah, PF Carlos Boozer, SF Luol Deng, SG Richard Hamilton, PF Taj Gibson
C-Level = SG Ronnie Brewer, SF Kyle Korver
F-Level = PF Brian Scalabrine
Rookies = SF Jimmy Butler
Reason for Optimism = We finally have a 2-guard that can do stuff!
            The reason Miami overwhelmed the Bulls after Chicago’s Game 1 win in the Eastern Conference Finals was the inability of anyone other than Derrick Rose to create their own shot. Chicago has two potential sources of alternate offense this season. The obvious first choice is Richard Hamilton, who has spent the past two seasons in purgatory on the putrid Pistons. It’s unclear how much (if anything) Hamilton has left in the tank, but the early returns in pre-season have been good. The other source is the return to form of Carlos Boozer. Boozer battled injuries all last season, which eventually led to a loss in confidence during the postseason. By the time the Bulls entered the playoffs Taj Gibson was a much more effective player. Boozer has also looked great so far in pre-season, giving hope to Bulls fans that they will finally have the interior scoring they thought they were getting when they signed Boozer in the summer of 2010. 

2. Miami Heat
A-Level = SG Dwyane Wade, SF Lebron James
B-Level = PF Chris Bosh
C-Level = PG Mario Chalmers, SG-SF Shane Battier, SF Mike Miller, PF Udonis Haslem
Rookies = PG Norris Cole
Reason for Optimism = Not as much of the country hates the Heat as they did last year.
            The same depth issues Miami dealt with last season still exist today, but this appears to be the team in pole position to benefit from the return of the players stuck in China. Joel Anthony doesn’t strike fear in anyone (except Lebron when he sets up Anthony with a perfect look-pass only to see Anthony fumble it out of bounds), but imagine if they can add Kenyon Martin for the final month of the year and the playoffs? One of the China guys is going to take less money for a shot at a ring. The only thing that will keep Miami out of the Eastern Conference Finals is the health of Dwyane Wade.

1. Oklahoma City Thunder
A-Level = SF Kevin Durant, PG Russell Westbrook
B-Level = SG James Harden, PF/C Serge Ibaka, C Kendrick Perkins
C-Level = PG Eric Maynor, SG Thabo Sefolosha, SF Daequan Cook, PF Nick Collison, C Nazr Mohammed
Rookies = SG Reggie Jackson (not the MLB Hall-of-Famer)
Reason for Optimism = If there ever was a team prepared to play 66 games in 120 days, it’s this one.
            Oklahoma has so many things going in it’s favor this season that I’ll list all of them in their own bullet point.

-         If James Harden makes the leap to superstardom (which a few experts think is a possibility), the Thunder will be the only team with three elite scorers on its roster.

-         Except for Perkins, Collison, and Mohammed, there isn’t a dude over 25 years old on this team. Young legs will take you far this year.

-         There isn’t a more flexible team in the league right now. These guys can beat you big or small.

-         Eric Maynor would be starting for at least 10 other teams. I’d like to see the Thunder put him and Westbrook in the same backcourt. Imagine a small-ball line up of Maynor-Westbrook-Harden-Durant-Ibaka? Yikes.

-         A full-season of Perkins means a full-season of Serge Ibaka racking up vicious weak-side blocks.

            The only underlying plot that will prevent Oklahoma City from reaching it’s potential is the alpha dog battle between Durant and Westbrook. At some point, Westbrook has to accept that he is Robin to Durant’s Batman. If they can get to the point where they are running the pick and roll together, there will be no stopping Oklahoma City from winning the 2012 NBA Championship.

           




Thursday, November 17, 2011

Blowing Up the NBA, Part 1

          I’m sick of the NBA Lockout. I hate the owners for using their leverage to try to hammer the players without little regard for whether or not there is a season this year. I’m sick of the players, who instead of continuing to negotiate after finally getting a fair offer from the owners, decided to disband the players union and take their fight to court. Neither side has come out smelling like roses.
          All the negativity going on with professional basketball has led No Credentials to find a way to have some fun with the NBA. Naturally this resulted in me going into “uber-nerd” mode. I’ve decided to do a fantasy draft for a “new” NBA. Here is how it will work.

1.      I hope none of you are fans of the Raptors, Bobcats, Kings, Grizzlies, Hornets, or Timberwolves, because those teams no longer exist in the No Credentials version of the NBA. It’s now a 24-team league with two 12-team conferences.
    
      2.      Each team is allowed to designate one player from their 2010-11 roster as it’s “keeper”.  


3.      The rest of each team’s roster will be determined in a 15 round draft. Round 1 will be the round each team picks its keeper player. The draft order will be determined by which franchises I deem most important to the NBA (in other words, in a perfect world, the teams the NBA would most benefit from if they are competitive. This mostly has to do with size of the local market, passion of the fan-base, ect.).

4.      Each team will have to stay below a $65 million salary cap. Salaries for each player picked from rounds 1-5 will be based on what is listed as their 2011-12 cap number on ESPN.com. Rounds 6-7 player salaries will be their 2011-12 number or $5 million (whichever is less). Round 8 will be the 2011-12 number or $2.5 million (whichever is less). Rounds 9-10 will be the 2011-12 number or $1 million (whichever is less). Rounds 11-15 will be $500 thousand.

5.      Each club must have a minimum of 12 players on its roster. If a club has spent too much of it’s cap on it’s top-5 picks, it’s limit for rounds 6-10 will be reduced.

            Without further ado, here’s each team’s keeper player for the 2011-12 NBA (as conceived in the delusional mind of No Credentials).


1-1.            Los Angeles Lakers – Kobe Bryant, SG = $25 million – Is he a little long in the tooth? Sure, but Kobe is still one of the most valuable players in the league, and has been the face of the Lakers for years. It would be a slap in the face if L.A. kept Gasol over Bryant.

1-2.            New York Knicks – Carmelo Anthony, SF = $19 million – Gets the nod over Stoudemire because of his more stable health. Hopefully for his sake we’ll build a better rotation around him than what the Knicks came up with last season.

1-3.            Boston Celtics – Rajon Rondo, PG = $10 million – It really kills me to use the Celtics keeper on a point guard who can’t shoot, but his salary combined with his age make him the clear choice over any of the Big 3.

1-4.            Chicago Bulls – Derrick Rose, PG = $7 million – Not that there was really any doubt here, but Rose has one more year on his rookie contract, which gives Chicago plenty of flexibility for the rest of this fake draft.

1-5.            Dallas Mavericks – Dirk Nowitzki, PF = $19 million – The reigning king of the NBA, Dirk probably wouldn’t mind if No Credentials drafts the rest of the 2010-11 Mavericks onto this club.

1-6.            Phoenix Suns – Steve Nash, PG = $12 million – The Suns roster is so barren in terms of young talent that a 37-year old point guard is the clear choice as the clubs lone keeper. We probably won’t see another Sun come off the board until the fourth round.

1-7.            Miami Heat – Lebron James, SF = $16 million – James is three years younger than Wade, plus he doesn’t come with all the injury concerns. Wade probably won’t make it back to Miami in the second round, but that may not be a bad thing.

1-8.            Washington Wizards – John Wall, PG = $6 million – It’s not out of the realm of possibility that Wall follows the same development pattern as Derrick Rose.

1-9.            Portland Trail Blazers – LaMarcus Aldridge, PF = $13 million – Aldridge showed in the second half last season that he can carry a team into the playoffs.

1-10.        Philadelphia 76ers – Andre Iguodala, SF = $14 million – I hate this keeper, but I’m not sure if Evan Turner will ever develop into a franchise player.  

1-11.        San Antonio Spurs – Tim Duncan, PF = $19 million – Keeping Duncan in this scenario doesn’t make much sense in terms of basketball (Duncan is in decline, which is what most athletes are at age 35), but you could argue that Duncan is the face of the Spurs as much (if not more) than Kobe is the face of the Lakers.

1-12.        Golden State Warriors – Stephen Curry, PG = $3 million – The fatal flaw of the Warriors the past two years is the inability of Curry and Monte Ellis to guard opposing backcourts (one of them always gets matched up against a bigger shooting guard and gets manhandled). We’ll fix that problem with this draft.

1-13.        Detroit Pistons – Greg Monroe, C = $3 million – Joe Dumars called and asked if he could forfeit his rights to keep a player and just redraft the entire team, but I told him it wasn’t allowed.

1-14.        Denver Nuggets – Danilo Gallinari, SF = $4 million – Gallinari is a homeless man’s Dirk Nowitzki who could develop into a poor man’s Dirk Nowitzki.

1-15.        Orlando Magic – Dwight Howard, C = $18 million – Even with mid-round picks, I’m guaranteeing I build a better team around Dwight than the Magic have. Still won’t be good enough to keep him from fleeing to Los Angeles though.

1-16.        Los Angeles Clippers – Blake Griffin, PF = $6 million – Here’s video evidence as to why the Blake-show is the clear choice.



1-17.        Cleveland Cavaliers – Kyrie Irving, PG = $5 million – Irving is the only rookie to be kept (remember that the Timberwolves don’t exist anymore in this fake league), which proves once again how terrible the 2011 draft class was.

1-18.        Utah Jazz – Paul Millsap, PF = $8 million – Millsap is 26 years old and makes just over $8 million per year. Al Jefferson is 26 and makes $14 million. We’ll keep Millsap.

1-19.        Houston Rockers – Kevin Martin, SG = $12 million – No club has done a better job of acquiring interesting parts that add up to nothing better than the Houston Rockets.

1-20.        New Jersey Nets – Deron Williams, PG = $16 million – I forgot that Kris Humphries played basketball until I opened up the Nets roster to see what William’s 2012 salary is.

1-21.        Indiana Pacers – Darren Collison, PG = $1 million – You’re not winning a championship with Danny Granger as your best player, so we’ll save $11 million for young prospects.

1-22.        Atlanta Hawks – Josh Smith, SF = $12 million – He can’t shoot, but Smith is a versatile defensive player that can anchor any team on that end of the floor.

1-23.        Oklahoma City Thunder – Kevin Durant, SF = $14 million – We’re not keeping him for his flag football skills.

1-24.        Milwaukee Bucks – Andrew Bogut, C = $12 million – This is another team that probably would’ve liked to pass on a keeper. Bogut gets the nod over Brandon Jennings because he’s seven feet tall, and also because Jennings can’t pass up a shot (kind of a problem when you play point guard).



Thursday, June 16, 2011

Perception and Reality

Perception – Dirk Nowitzki has shed the label of “soft” that he has had after finally winning a title.
Reality – Not to piss on the fire that is the Nowitzki love fest (I’ve been putting logs on that fire since Game 2 of the Lakers series), but I’ll still classify Dirk as a finesse player. Sure, he’s more willing to drive to the basket when needed than he was earlier in his career, but this isn’t a guy that lives in the paint.
            ESPN.com posted this column that compared Dirk to other power forwards in NBA history. While it’s interesting to look at that list, is it fair to compare Charles Barkley and Nowitzki? Their games are totally different. Barkley was capable of putting up 30-15 every night in his glory days while totally controlling the paint. Nowitzki makes his living nailing unblockable mid-range jumpers. Dirk should be looked at as 7-foot German version of Larry Bird (minus the overall playmaking ability Bird had), and a player who had enough talent to be centerpiece of a championship team.   

Perception – “Jake and the Neverland Pirates” is the best new show for 2-5 year-olds on television (based on television ratings).
Reality – Here’s the basic plot outline for every episode of this cartoon.

  1. Captain Hook steals something from Jake and the Neverland Pirates.
  2. Jake and the Neverland Pirates take it back.
  3. Captain Hook ends up either stuck in a tree, stuck on an island, or floating in the water.

Other than the pirates saying “YO HO!” all the time (which makes me giggle, because occasionally I have the maturity of a 13-year old), this show brings nothing to the table. If you’re looking for a good kids show, watch “Yo Gabba Gabba” or “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”.

Perception – Lebron James is too scared in the clutch to take advantage of his otherworldly abilities.
Reality – You could read a thousand opinions on this, but I’ll offer up my take (because commenting on things that have been discussed a billion times is what bloggers do. Or so I’ve been told). Lebron James and Dwyane Wade essentially do the same things on the basketball court. Unfortunately, they can’t do most of those things at the same time. Wade is the more assertive of the two, which therefore results in Lebron deferring to him the majority of the time. There are three things that can improve Miami’s chances for winning a championship in 2012.

  1. Make Lebron the official starting point guard. It makes more sense to have James channel his inner-Magic Johnson with Wade on the wing as opposed to both out wide and taking turns on isos. Throw in sending Wade to “Ray Allen School” (which specializes in the art of running around screens without the basketball), and you would have all the makings of a dynamite offense.
  2. Lebron should lock himself in a gym for the entire month of July and have Hakeem Olajuwon teach him how to play in the post. With his combination of size, quickness, and passing, James would be deadly operating out of the paint.
  3. Either Wade or Lebron should be traded for Dwight Howard (EDITORS NOTE: I realize this will never happen, but it’s fun to throw out there. That’s another thing hack bloggers do. Throw out situations that will never occur but discuss them like they could). Whichever one is left would have the benefit of dominating the basketball. Chris Bosh would then become the secondary scoring option, and Dwight Howard would defend the paint and make up for Bosh’s lack of…how should I put this…onions. 

Perception – Sympathy is lost for a murdered mother when it is rumored that she was involved in dealing drugs.
Reality – Loyal readers of this blog might recall this piece I wrote a couple of months ago about a murder that occurred in North Conway. When the story first broke (from the disappearance to the announcement that the body was found), there was nothing but sympathy for the mother and her daughter. However, as facts have slowly come out, and the locals are now under the impression that she ended up in her situation due to drugs, pity was lost. I’ve even heard some people around town say “the daughter is better off now that she will be out of that situation”.
            Not to sound like a bleeding heart, but ignorant statements of that nature drive me insane. It’s reckless to assert that any child is better off with their mother dead. I don’t care how shady or questionable a person is, but that child will never have a stronger bond with anyone than she would’ve had with her mom. We shouldn’t let the involvement of drugs cloud the fact that a young girl will be motherless for the rest of her life.

Perception – Glenn Beck is bonkers.
Reality – In this case, perception really is reality.

Perception – Kyle Busch deserved getting the snot beat out of him by car owner Richard Childress.
Reality – I’ll keep this one short because I know most of you don’t give a crap about NASCAR…NO!!! I get that Childress was sick of Busch roughing up his drivers, and wanted to prove a point. However, Kyle Busch bumping up against the side of a truck after a race to show his displeasure with how he was raced didn’t warrant that behavior. As a matter of fact, unless you’re in a boxing ring, the octagon, or in a life or death situation, I really feel like there’s no need to ever punch someone in the face (somewhere in another dimension, John Lennon is smiling after reading that sentence). Childress is a multi-millionaire who is one of the most successful owners in NASCAR history. Lobby NASCAR, Bitch to the media about Kyle Busch, paint “Shrub is an Ass” on the hood of one of your cars, but don’t punch the dude in the face.

(EDITORS NOTE: Sorry, went longer than advertised on that one…)

Perception – Of all the Boston sports teams, the Bruins are the most stable for the next decade.
Reality – Let’s look at this in terms of pros and cons for the Bruins.

PROS

  1. Tyler Seguin finally showed what he could potentially deliver when he was unleashed in the Conference Finals against Tampa Bay. Seguin has all the tools to develop into a franchise forward that can carry the offense.
  2. Boston will have the 9th pick in the 2011 draft thanks to the Phil Kessel trade (keep in mind that they got Seguin with the 2nd pick last year thanks to this trade also).
  3. Other than Mark Recchi (who is retiring), Tomas Kaberle (a trade-deadline rental who will not be back), and Michael Ryder (a free-agent who is replaceable, but could resign for less than the $4 million he was paid last season), the entire team is under contract for next season.

CONS

  1. Tim Thomas is 37-years old. He certainly can give a couple more solid seasons, but isn’t the long-term answer in goal. Tukka Rask was serviceable in 2009-10, but it’s unclear if he is more than a spot-starter. If Boston doesn’t address the goalie position in the draft the next year or two, goaltending will be an issue.
  2. The NHL is the most fluid of all the four major professional sports. There have been six different champions in the six seasons since the NHL lockout. Boston should be a playoff team for the foreseeable future, but it would be foolish to think they can be a dynasty.

With all that said, here is my list of who I expect to be the most successful sports teams in Boston for the next five years.

    1. Boston Red Sox (Adrian Gonzalez is a beast)
    2. Boston Bruins (If Seguin reaches his potential, they can vault over the Sox)
    3. New England Patriots (New England’s relentless hording of draft picks gives them tons of flexibility going forward)
    4. Boston Celtics (Aging core, unclear if Rondo will ever develop into a true franchise point guard. They vault up the list if they make a huge splash in the summer of 2012)

           
             

Sunday, June 12, 2011

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (6/10-6/12)

10. Flavor Flav Claims He Lost Virginity at Age 6
            This is just one of many claims Flav is making in his new memoir. I’ll question this boast, but I have no doubt that he at least blew $5.7 million on drugs in a six-year span.

9. Bike Week Begins in New Hampshire
            For those of you that don’t live in the Granite State, Bike Week is an event where thousands of men who are smack dab in the middle of a mid-life crisis act like 22-year olds for a week. Women whose faces look like worn out catcher’s mitts join them. Depending on your ideals, this may or may not sound like a good time to you.

8. Allan McNish Survives
            I’ll let the raw video do the talking here.



7. Bartolo Colon Pulls Up Lame, Hits DL
            This is a bittersweet story for me. On one hand, it’s a good thing that the Yankees are losing him for a couple of weeks. On the other, one of my fantasy teams is losing Colon. Both New York and myself were surely expecting the 270-pound Colon to suffer some sort of ailment at some point during the season.

6. U.S. Soccer Loses to Panama
            Because soccer is weird, the United States is not eliminated from the Gold Cup, but they should be after losing to a country that is most famous for having a big canal.

5. MLB Seriously Considering Realignment
            I don’t own stock in the Orioles, Rays, or Blue Jays, but I’m all in favor of coming up with a system that makes things a little fairer for those teams. I’ll cast my vote for two 15-team leagues with no divisions.

4. Junior dos Santos Destroys Shane Carwin
            Carwin was given a broken nose and a fractured cheekbone after getting pounded for three rounds. Dos Santos will move on to face heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez.

3. Jeff Gordon Wins at Pocono
            Gordon’s 5th career win at Pocono will at worst give him a wild-card entry into The Chase.

2. Canucks Score Late, Take 3-2 Series Lead Over Boston
            Game 5 had the look of a game that would be decided by an odd bounce. Unfortunately, it didn’t go the Bruins way. I’m fully expecting a Bruins win in Game 6 (you know what that means regular No Credentials readers, get your money on Vancouver right now).

1. Dallas Mavericks Defeat Miami Heat, Win NBA Championship
            I’m going to write more about this series and where these two teams go from here, but let me write some random thoughts down here.

a. I’ve never been happier for a citizen of Germany than I am for Dirk Nowitzki. Oddly enough, my feelings for Dirk are similar to Larry David’s feelings for Oscar the dog.



b. Can we please stop asking Lebron James to be Michael Jordan? It’s just not going to happen. If you want to watch MJ play, go look at old highlights on You Tube (I was going to save this for my next column but my head is exploding as I’m watching Jon Barry, Michael Wilbon, and Magic Johnson talk about him on “Sportscenter”).
c. Rick Carlisle is the unofficial “Best Basketball Coach Alive” as of right now. Switching to a zone when Dirk went out with two fouls in the 1st quarter kept Dallas in the game.
d. Cleveland doesn’t have a lot going on these days, so I’ll award them the right to share in the Dallas championship celebration.


NO CREDENTIALS SUMMER SCHEDULE – This will be the last “10 Awesome Things” column that will be posted until September 12th, 2011. I still plan on making a minimum of two posts per week. Here are topics that will be covered this summer.

  1. Fantasy Baseball (and maybe once in a blue moon, real baseball, but don’t count on it)
  2. NFL and NBA labor issues (sadly, my two favorite leagues are in jeopardy of missing future games)
  3. NASCAR (that’s right, I want to try to get negative page views this summer)
  4. If the NFL ever resumes normal operations, NFL preseason team previews
  5. Fantasy Football Draft Tips
  6. Reviews and commentary on summer events, such as the US Open golf tournament

Thanks to all eight of you that regularly have read the weekend review every Monday. Keep your fingers crossed that there will be NFL games to talk about when the weekend review returns in September.  

Monday, June 6, 2011

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (6/3-6/5)

10. Drone Kills Top Al-Qaida Militant
            Other than being a terrorist, Ilyas Kashmiri will be best remembered for having an epic beard and a cool pair of aviators.

9. Carlos Zambrano Goes Bonkers, Rips Chicago Cubs
            It was only a matter of time before Zambrano went off about the state of the sorry team he plays for.

8. GM Donnie Walsh Leaves New York Knicks
            As a Celtics fan, I’m very excited that Isaiah Thomas now has an opportunity to screw up the New York Knicks again. 

7. Maradona Calls FIFA Leaders “Dinosaurs”
            Maradona, who is essentially Argentina’s answer to Ozzie Guillen, should have a microphone put in front of his face everyday.

6. Rafael Nadal Wins French Open Final Against Roger Federer
            Along with winning a record tying 6th French Open, Nadal also secured his place as the most successful male on Earth who regularly wears Capri’s. Currently in a distant second in that competition is Clinton from TLC’s “What Not to Wear”.

5. Brad Keselowski Steals Win at Kansas
            Similar to last week when NASCAR needed a Dale Earnhardt Jr. victory to knock the Indianapolis 500 off the headlines, this week a Junior win would’ve knocked the Kyle Busch and Richard Childress out of the spotlight. Dale Jr. came up just short again, finishing second to Keselowski in a race decided by fuel mileage.

4. Shaq Retires
            His final year in Boston was destroyed by injuries, but that doesn’t lessen the impact Shaq has had on the game the past 19 years.

3. 65-Year Old Richard Childress Beats the Snot Out of Kyle Busch
            Childress was a little cowardly knowing that Busch couldn’t fight back because he was already on probation, but kudos him for sticking up for his drivers. Not to mention that the dude is old enough to collect Social Security. 

2. Canucks Score 11 Seconds Into Overtime, Take 2-0 Lead Over Boston
            You can debate until your blue in the face whether or not Canucks forward Alex Burrows should’ve been suspended after biting Patrice Bergeron’s glove (my take...if he bit into actual flesh, that’s obviously suspension worthy. However, it is odd behavior to bite into a thick hockey glove, but not suspension worthy). One can’t deny his impact on Game 2. Burrows was all over the place, scoring two goals and assisting on Daniel Sedin’s tying goal with just over 10 minutes left in regulation. 

1. Dirk Misses at the Buzzer, Miami Survives Game 3
            Poor Nowitzki is going to need three weeks of bed rest after the Finals are over after carrying the Mavericks on his back during the playoffs. He may get some blame for missing the shot at the end that could’ve put the game into overtime, but I’ll pin Mavericks loss on the inability of their point guards to hit wide-open jumpers. Jason Kidd and JJ Barea need to shoot better than 5-16 for Dallas to even the series.