Showing posts with label Jim Calhoun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jim Calhoun. Show all posts

Monday, March 5, 2012

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Past Weekend (3/2-3/4)


10. Elliott Sadler Wins First Nationwide Race in 14 Years
            Apparently, it took wrecking a five-time champion on the second lap of the Daytona 500 to get Elliott Sadler back to victory lane. That’s not true at all, but it’s fun to remember that Jimmie Johnson wrecked on the second lap of the Daytona 500.

9. Late Jumper Gives Ohio St. Share of Big Ten Title
            Amazingly enough, it’s a three way split in the Big Ten as Michigan St., Michigan, and Ohio State all have a piece of the regular season title. For the first time in years, the Big Ten Tournament might actually be interesting. 

8. Dale Dies on “The Walking Dead”
            Dale was a whiny bitch, so I can’t say that I’m overtly bummed to see him bite the dust.

7. Jim Calhoun Returns to UConn Bench, Huskies Win
            I’d be happier to see Calhoun back if he wasn’t such a slime-ball. Nevertheless, UConn could steal a 9 or 10 seed in the tournament if they can go on a deep run in the Big East Tournament.

6. Saints Place Franchise Tag on Drew Brees
           Thankfully for the health of Brees, defensive coordinator Gregg Williams did not place the franchise tag.

5. UNC Pummels Duke, Wins ACC Regular Season Championship
            Duke had the largest halftime deficit they have ever faced at Cameron Indoor Stadium in this contest. North Carolina looks like a squad that is peaking at the perfect time.

4. Denny Hamlin Has Enough Gas, Wins at Phoenix
            This is the second straight year that the driver No Credentials has picked before the season to win the championship has won the second race of the season at Phoenix. That has no relevance to anything, but I thought I would note it.

3. Tiger Fires Final Round 62, Loses By Two Strokes to Rory McIlroy
            After withstanding Tiger’s furious rally, McIlroy has climbed to the top of the World Golf rankings.

2. Kobe’s 33 Points Lead Lakers to Win Over Miami
            The Masked Mamba eclipsed 30 points for the third straight game since Dwyane Wade broke his nose. The refs emasculated Wade in this one, collecting three quick fouls in the middle of the fourth quarter and fouling out of the game.

1. Rondo and Pierce Go Bonkers, Lead Celtics Over Knicks in Overtime
            Linsanity was put on ice Sunday afternoon as Rajon Rondo was in control throughout. We’ll see if this game is a springboard for the second half of the season, or simply an excuse for Danny Ainge to up the asking price for Rondo.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Thursdays With Sheen (3-24-11)

            Hey guys it’s great to be here…oh wait a second my Chinese food is here…what do you know the delivery guy was Bruce Pearl…For those of you that didn’t know, I had Morehead St. winning the NCAA Tournament. Even though their destiny in this realm called for a new path, Morehead St., you are still winners…I don’t know who looks worse, me, Jim Calhoun or Lesley Visser…Did you see Roy Oswalt get nailed in the head by Manny Ramirez? The last time I had an experience like that it involved two porn stars, a Motel 6, and a tub of Spackle…After shots of Goldschlager, I’m now unable to control myself from screaming “JIMMER!”…It pains me that I don’t recall if I ever used cocaine with Elizabeth Taylor…Sorry to keep it short this week folks, but this warlock has to fire some cerebral torpedoes at Chuck Lorre...