Boston’s play was so awful against New York that God did them a favor and dumped rain Sunday night, canceling an inevitable Yankee sweep. No Credentials’ news department is working on a story about Bobby Valentine, so stay tuned…
9. Dwyane Wade Bans Girlfriend From Courtside Side Seats
A
stupid story for sure, but the headline is funny enough. In related news,
I’ve banned my wife from ever attending my local open gym so my jumpers don’t
become even more erratic than they already are.
8. Lakers Defeat Oklahoma City in Double-Overtime
Slugfest
Overshadowing
Kobe Bryant’s heroics was the violent elbow to the head Metta World Peace delivered to
James Harden. I’m still trying to figure out how World Peace
can call it an accident. I’ll give a fake prize to the first reader who can
come up with another time someone celebrated a great play by swinging his or
her elbow back at full force.
7. Denny Hamlin Steals Win From Martin Truex Jr. at
Kansas
Truex
dominated most of the afternoon, but when the sun finally peaked through on a
miserable cold day, Hamlin came to life and stole the trophy.
That’s two wins for No Credentials pre-season championship pick.
6. Kings Knock Out Canucks
5. Predators Eliminate Red Wings The folks at NBC won’t like two of the most popular teams getting eliminated in the first round, but it’s great to see two teams with little to no recent success come up with a first round win. Both Los Angeles (behind Jonathan Quick) and Nashville (behind Pekka Rinne) are great examples of how far a goalie can take you.
4. Jon Jones Manhandles Rashad Evans
Even
on an off night, Jones was still in command of Evans for the
entire match.
3. Real Madrid Stuns Barcelona
Being
not much of a futbol guy, I always had assumed that Cristiano Ronaldo was an
over-rated pretty boy. His game-winning goal Saturday proves otherwise.
2. White Sox Pitcher Philip Humber Throws Perfect
Game
I
don’t mean to piss on Mr. Humber’s fire, but shouldn’t this feat get an
asterisk because he did it against the Mariners?
1. Tyler Seguin Lifts Bruins to Game 7
It took six
games, but Boston’s young phenom finally made a difference with the game-winning goal
Sunday. Seguin and the rest of the big guns on Boston had been quiet all
series. If they fire on all cylinders Wednesday, the Bruins will move on to
round 2.
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