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Monday, November 18, 2013

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (11/15-11/17)

10. Austin Dillon Wins Nationwide Title
            Sadly, no one other than his grandfather gave a shit about this accomplishment, as Dillon didn’t even win a race this year in a series dominated by Cup regulars.

9. Kobe Returns to Practice
            This development doesn’t mean the Black Mamba will be back on the court in a week, but it’s a great sign that one of the greatest players of the post-Jordan era will be back soon.

8. Georges St. Pierre “Beats” Johny Hendricks
            Rather than use a ton of expletives to describe my disdain for the judges of this fight (EDITORS NOTE: We had money on this fight), we’ll let Dana White do the talking.

 

7. USC Upsets Stanford
            It’s cool that Lane Kiffin is no longer involved with the USC program, because I feel like I can actually celebrate their successes again.

6. Indiana Pacers Finally Lose a Game
            More vital than that fact was the effectiveness of Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls. The 2011 MVP looked a little sluggish in the early parts of the season, but appears to be hitting his stride.

5. Steelers Show Life, Rally Against Detroit
            Believe it or not, Pittsburgh is only a game out of the sixth seed in the AFC.

4. Denver Dominates Kansas City
            Last night was a prime example of why you really can’t trust Alex Smith if you have aspirations for a Super Bowl run.

3. Chicago Bears Outlast Weather, Baltimore Ravens in Overtime
            It only made sense that a game delayed two hours by the threat of a tornado went into overtime.
       
2. Saints Capitalize on Late 49ers Miscues, Win 23-20
            A costly roughing the passer penalty (which maybe back in the day would’ve been legal, but not anymore) and a fair catch interference call ultimately ruined what had been an impressive effort by the underdog 49ers.

1. Jimmie Johnson Wins 6th Sprint Cup
            Johnson did everything he had to do to secure a championship that officially opens the quest to equal Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt as the only drivers to ever win seven titles.

Monday, September 17, 2012

10 Awesome Things That Happened This Weekend (9/14-9/16)

10. NHL Owners Lockout the Players
            Sadly, the one sport that No Credentials wouldn’t mind seeing go through a lockout is the only one of the major four that didn’t in the past year.

9. High School Senior Runs for 644 Yards and 10 Touchdowns
            For those of you that owned Oregon Ducks recruit Thomas Tyner in high school football fantasy leagues, he accounted for 124 fantasy points.

8. Notre Dame Wins at Michigan State
            People under 25 may not remember that Notre Dame used to be the most important college football program on Earth, but for all of the old farts out there, it’s great to see the Irish start 3-0.

7. Seahawks Smother Cowboys
            Fortunately, Seattle won the game because of special teams and their defense, not Russell Wilson (who No Credentials has been bashing for weeks).

6. Dwight Howard Says “I Never Wanted to Be Hated”
            He should’ve thought about that before dragging out his trade saga for 18 months. More on him and the terrifying Lakers in our NBA season preview next month.

5. Steelers Blow Out Jets
            As correctly predicted by No Credentials (correct predictions haven’t happened for me much lately, I deserve to gloat a little when it does), the loss of Darrelle Revis was huge. New York might’ve only lost 16-10 instead of 27-10.

4. Sam Bradford Out Duels RGIII
            Griffin was good in this one, but this game belonged to Sam Bradford. Much maligned after a solid rookie campaign in 2010, Bradford reestablished himself as one of the league’s best young quarterbacks with his performance against Washington. 

3. Cam Newton Leads Assault of Saints Defense
            New Orleans would be better off turning their play calling over to a 14-year old, acne infected Madden nerd than what they are stuck with now.

2. USC Loses to Stanford
            Couldn’t be happier that dirtbag Lane Kiffin, who rolled his 22-year old quarterback under the bus Sunday night, lost to Stanford again. No Jim Harbaugh or Andrew Luck? No problem!

1. Cardinals Try to Give Game Away, Still Shock Patriots
            Nearly 4,500 people were eliminated from Sportsbook’s Survivor Pool when Stephen Gostkowski shanked a 43-yard field goal. Glad I picked the Bengals.