10. I Turn 29 Years Old
I look forward to celebrating my 29th for
the next seventy years.
9. Joe Flacco Chucks Five First Half Touchdowns
Reportedly, Flacco’s touchdowns still counted for 20
points in standard fantasy football leagues despite the fact he threw them
against the hapless Buccaneers.
8. Terminus Already Blew Up
Kudos to the folks running “The Walking Dead’ for not leaving our heroes captive with a bunch of hipster cannibals.
In a game where the final score was 61-58, I guess TCU shouldn’t of felt too safe with a 24 point lead.
6. NASCAR Fight!
Keselowski and Kenseth are two of our favorite
drivers here in the Muir household, so this fight wasn’t as satisfying for us
as the typical NASCAR brawl.
5. Mississippi State Defeats Auburn, Claims Top Spot in
AP Poll
4. Royals Grab 2-0 Lead Over Baltimore
Kansas City is halfway to a trip to the World
Series, and the state of Mississippi rules college football. We’re buying tons
of canned goods and bottled water on our next grocery run.
3. Aaron Rodgers Does a Marino Impression, Leads Last
Gasp Victory Over Miami
You can’t fall for the play that your most famous
quarterback in franchise history invented. Shame on the Dolphins.
2. Kolten Wong Smashes Walk Off Dinger, Evens Series With
Giants
It was a nice moment for Mr. Wong, who infamously
was picked off to end a World Series game last year against Boston.
1. Dallas Wins at Seattle
Short
of Tony Romo and DeMarco Murray showing up at my front door with a lifetime supply
of cash, there’s really nothing else those two dudes could’ve done to make my
birthday any better.
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