Week 13 NFL Lines

I'm going to keep it simple this week. One sentence explanation for each pick. I stunk last week, so don't wager real money on these.

EAGLES (-8) over Texans
Worst pass defense in the league won't stand up to Michael Vick.

VIKINGS (-5.5) over Bills
Buffalo is due for a letdown game after Steve Johnson's drop in overtime against the Steelers last week.

TITANS (-1.5) over Jaguars
This pick is very dependant on whether or not Kerry Collins starts, which is sad, but true.

Broncos (+9) over CHIEFS
Denver demolished Kansas City 3 weeks ago. They should be able to keep this one close (bonus sentence for this pick).

DOLPHINS (-5) over Browns
I don't feel comfortable wagering on Jake Delhomme on the road under any circumstances.

Redskins (+7) over GIANTS
Giants should win, but their wide receiver injuries will keep this game close.

LIONS (+5) over Bears
Detroit should've beat Chicago in week 1, and I need to lose one more Bears game before I will commit to them.

PACKERS (-9.5) over 49ers
A team quarterbacked by Troy Smith without Frank Gore is destined to lose by 20 at Lambeau.

Saints (-7) over BENGALS
The T.Ocho show is one of the worst television shows ever made.

CHARGERS (-13) over Raiders
Scary point spread, but San Diego has been a buzz saw as of late, and they need to win this game.

BUCCANEERS (+3) over Falcons
I destroyed my friend Ethan last night in Madden online with the Buccaneers, and they've already pulled two upsets for me this season, so I'll continue to ride them.

SEAHAWKS (-6) over Panthers
A team quarterbacked by Brian St. Pierre should never be only getting less than a touchdown on the road.

COLTS (-5.5) over Cowboys
A weird matchup that I would never put actual money on in real life.

Rams (-3.5) over CARDINALS
Whatever you do, don't question why Derek Anderson was laughing during a football game.

Steelers (+3) over RAVENS
Should be a good old fashioned slobber-knocker.

PATRIOTS (-4) over Jets
Thought about taking the Jets for a nano-second, but I won't be caught picking against New England after what they did against the Lions on Thanksgiving.

Season Record = 16-15-1