Saturday, January 16, 2016

2016 NFL Divisional Round Saturday Picks


Chiefs (+5) over PATRIOTS

            This pick isn’t saying the Chiefs are going to win, but I don’t see the Patriots blowing Kansas City out. If you’d like an easy way to pay the mortgage on your home, bet your life savings on the under (43 points).

CARDINALS (-7.5) over Packers

            Aaron Rodgers looked like the best quarterback in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE last week against a team that was only in the playoffs because Tony Romo broke his collarbone twice. Things won’t look so rosy against a pissed off Cardinals team that got shellacked at home by Seattle the last time they took the field.

Last Week = 3-1

Sunday, January 10, 2016

2016 NFL Wildcard Sunday Picks


            Before we get to our Sunday picks, some thoughts on the incredibly bizarre finish between the Steelers and Bengals.


-         Man that was fucked.
-         Never do I recall a team committing 30 yards worth of personal foul penalties to give an opponent a chip shot field goal to win a game.
-         Anyone remember the old introductions to Madden in the late-90s that would show highlight reels of monster brain scrambling hits? Vontaze Burfict’s near-decapitation of Antonio Brown would’ve made the cut.
-         Cincinnati managed to surrender a game-winning drive to a quarterback who may or may not have a broken arm or something.
-         The ending was so ridiculous that I almost forgot about Martavius Bryant’s touchdown catch, which was insane.
-         We’re not they type for a knee-jerk reaction, but if I’m running the Bengals, I would seriously question whether or not Marvin Lewis should return for next season. A complete lack of discipline was ultimately what did the Bengals in (some would argue that it was Jeremy Hill’s fumble, but the Steelers still had to march half a football field to have a decent field goal attempt at the time of the recovery). Coaches instill discipline. Lewis had no control over his team, and it cost him his first playoff victory as a Head Coach.

Thankfully, the Bengals weren’t inept enough to not cover the +3 point spread, so we went undefeated with our Saturday picks. Here’s a look at the Sunday slate.

 

Seahawks (-5) over VIKINGS

            It was a nice story for the Vikings to capture their first division title in six years, but the run ends against a vastly superior Seahawks squad. In brutal weather, the Vikings will be lucky to rack up 150 total yards of offense.

Packers (+1) over WASHINGTON

            Green Bay has it’s flaws, but their strengths are perfectly suited to take advantage of Washington’s flaws. Aaron Rodgers will be able to pick apart a weak secondary that even the likes of Davante Adams can actually get open against, and Kirk Cousins will struggle against the seventh best pass defense in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

Friday, January 8, 2016

2016 NFL Wildcard Saturday Picks


            It’s been a busy few months here at No Credentials. In between moving our headquarters, we were staying at a place with limited internet access (translation: we were bouncing off of a local sub shop’s wi-fi). Now fully situated, No Credentials is back to offer horrendous football picks. We’ll start with the two Saturday games.

Chiefs (-3.5) over TEXANS

            In a game where the winner earns the right to possibly beat the shit out of Tom Brady in the Divisional Round, we’ll roll with Alex Smith over Brian Hoyer.

BENGALS (+3) over Steelers

            Rumor has it Pittsburgh might lure Fast Willie Parker out of retirement to start at running back Saturday night. Okay, I made that up, but you get the idea. The set up here is eerily similar to last year when Pittsburgh had to play a Wildcard Game a week after Le’Veon Bell was seriously injured in Week 17. We’ll take the points.