Friday, April 17, 2015

2015 NBA First Round Playoff Picks

Eastern Conference

#1 Atlanta Hawks vs. #8 Brooklyn Nets
            Atlanta outscored the Nets by 69 points in their four victories against them this season, and there is little reason to expect Brooklyn to turn it around. Atlanta’s issues won’t pop up until the Eastern Conference Finals.

Hawks in 4

#2 Cleveland Cavaliers vs. #7 Boston Celtics
            Brad Stevens is the best coach in the NBA not named Gregg Popovich. In a year where Boston actively tanked by shipping Jeff Greene and Rajon Rondo out of town, Stevens led the Celtics’ plucky group of castoffs and youngsters to a shocking playoff appearance (big ups to all 15 people who had the Celtics making the playoffs this year instead of the Bruins). It’s also fitting that Lebron plays his first playoff series against the team he lost his last playoff series as a member of the Cavs in 2010. We’re predicting Boston’s home crowd will propel the Celtics to one home win, but that’s about it.

Cavaliers in 5

#3 Chicago Bulls vs. #6 Milwaukee Bucks
            There’s a lot to like with Milwaukee long term, but they don’t have nearly enough offense to deal with a Bulls team that is finally healthy.

Bulls in 4

#4 Toronto Raptors vs. #5 Washington Wizards
            The only series in the entire first round featuring two teams that both have 0% chance of making it to the NBA Finals, we’re guessing Washington’s awful coaching will prevent them from matching last year’s feat of winning a series.

Raptors in 6

Western Conference

#1 Golden State Warriors vs. #8 New Orleans Pelicans
            Golden State had to be a little bummed out that Oklahoma City’s one man band didn’t make it in instead of New Orleans (we love Russell Westbrook here at No Credentials, but there was no way he could single-handedly win a game against the Warriors in the playoffs), but they should make quick work of the Pelicans. Kudos to The Brow though for making the playoffs in a stacked Western Conference.

Warriors in 4

#2 Houston Rockets vs. #7 Dallas Mavericks
            If 2012 playoffs Rajon Rondo comes out for this series, Dallas can win. That’s probably not happening though.

Rockets in 5

#3 Los Angeles Clippers vs. #6 San Antonio Spurs
            Here’s your winner for most compelling first round series of the 2015 NBA Playoffs. We’re expecting the Spurs to make it difficult for both Blake Griffin and DeAndre “SECOND COMING OF BILL FUCKING RUSSELL ACCORDING TO DOC RIVERS” Jordan to share the court together, and the Clippers extreme lack of talent off the bench will bite them in the end.

Spurs in 6

#4 Portland Trail Blazers vs. #5 Memphis Grizzlies
            Both of these teams have had a tough go of it injury-wise since the All-Star break, so it’s fitting they catch each other in Round 1. Mike Conley’s availability is a huge variable, but ultimately we expect the Grizzlies to find a way.

Grizzlies in 7